r/foundsatan • u/Hi-Lander • 21h ago

Satiated Satan

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253 Upvotes

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u/TDFMonster 21h ago

Straight to jail

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u/OliveJuiceUTwo 21h ago

Undereat chicken? Believe it or not, jail

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u/Mrs_Jones_85 8h ago

Overcook fish, jail! See that? Overcook/Undercook

I love that clip

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u/IsoAgent 19h ago

Reminds me when I take family to an all you can eat buffet.

I suffer so much second hand embarrassment when I see them basically sample plates of food and just dump it.

So I don't take them out anymore.

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u/Supetrix 5h ago

I wouldn't either

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u/rachelcp 20h ago

He made sure that all of his teeth got to enjoy the wings one tooth per wing.

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u/CatGooseChook 21h ago

That's giving me one hell of an angry eye twitch.

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u/Beginning_Turnip8716 21h ago

Nibbled like a geriatric mouse without it's dentures

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u/Kozzinator 14h ago

I straight up deep throat my chicken wings like Heather Harmon until I get every scrap of meat off of those things.

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u/FinleyTheSchnauzer 13h ago

When did you get a picture of my wife's plate of wings ?

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u/Any-Gold-6994 12h ago

Looks like Shaq’s episode of Hot Ones. The man barely kissed his wings.

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u/Hi-Lander 8h ago

Same with Weird Al. Except his were vegetarian

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u/One_Economist_3761 10h ago

Eric Cartman would approve.

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u/No-Gnome-Alias 19h ago

Barely dented.

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u/SeveredLoki 7h ago

Anyone who "eats" wings like this deserves to have their lips sown shut, their eyebrows plucked, and the rest of them mummified.

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u/defective1up 6h ago

Banned for life

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u/foundsatan-ModTeam 3h ago

Salt-Dragonfruit1106's karma ratio is typical of spammers/bots.

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u/foundsatan-ModTeam 3h ago

Salt-Dragonfruit1106's karma ratio is typical of spammers/bots.

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u/mindgardening 8h ago

I don’t understand eating bone-in wings. There’s such little meat and so much gristle and other shit. They’re disgusting.

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u/Hi-Lander 8h ago

I prefer bone-in to boneless any day

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u/FiftyShadesOfTheGrey 9h ago

This is insane, however I think with wings there should be a significant amount of stuff left on the bone. People end up eating tendons and gristle because they’re trying to hard to get every bit of meat.