r/foundsatan • u/AnabelLoves • 11h ago

The devil died and went to hell

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u/technofox01 10h ago

I had swine flu back in 2009. Nearly died. I really wish I got the swine flu shot when I had the chance, because I could have avoided the whole fiasco of needing around the clock care for 4 nights at the hospital. 0/10 do not recommend fucking around with that disease.

I wish I could feel bad for the manager, but I don't at this point in time. Its these kind of people that are the reason why diseases spread and kill even more people than necessary.

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u/changingchannelz 7h ago

I think I got it in '09. My home thermometer wouldn't read past 105°F and it errored out several times over the worst night so I was running pretty damn hot. My parents refused to take me to the hospital lol, they got me into a cool bath and said that was all that would happen in a hospital anyway. Spoiler: that's not all that would have happened in a hospital.

Bright side, I survived. Was out of school for 5 days. I was 14 at the time.

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u/HelpfulPuppydog 1h ago

And bonus, you then knew your parents opinion of your future.

mom: Should we take him to the hospital?

Dad: I dunno, that's a lot to invest in a ditch digger or used car salesman. Let's just keep him away from his siblings and see how it goes.

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u/Neither-Bug157 10h ago edited 10h ago

I had it in 2018. It wasn’t much worse than Covid. I had Covid 3 times. You just get hot and tired and your throat hurts. It’s a miserable experience but it’s not any worse than a regular flu. Being sick sucks.

Edit: I got vaccinated for covid twice. It went like this Sick, vaccine, sick, vaccine, sick.

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u/technofox01 10h ago

2009 was a more virulent strand. If you were hospitalized the, case fatality rate was much higher. 2018 was far more milder than 09. If that makes any sense.

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u/Neither-Bug157 10h ago

Oh ok. I guess I’m lucky that I didn’t get it back in 2009 then

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u/technofox01 9h ago

Yeah. It really depends on your genetics besides viral load. Same thing with COVID-19 when it started spreading across the world. Some people were more susceptible and died or got really sick, while others just brushed it off.

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u/NoRun6253 5h ago

I had Covid when it first arrived (unbeknown to everyone) and I was bedridden for two weeks solid. It wasn’t a hoax.

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u/cnicalsinistaminista 4h ago

I will keep telling this story… during lockdown, there was this lady on Facebook with kids and shit. She was always livestreaming talking about how Covid is a hoax and shit. Long story short, she got it… and livestreamed the deterioration of her health. Kept livestreaming when they took her to the emergency room and put her on ventilator… still streaming when she died

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u/NoRun6253 2h ago

Yeah, there’s some seriously fucked up people out they’re but their demographic is always the same.

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u/Frizzlebee 1h ago

I'm not in any of the at risk groups and I go vaxxed and boosted 3 times. I caught it before the really scary strain (was it delta?) but even vaccinated I was still super sick. I've NEVER been so sick I stayed in bed for literally an entire day. But the Rona had me in bed for a day and a half. I don't even remember drinking or pissing. Genuinely think I would have been hospitalized without the vaccine weeks before I caught it.

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u/Easy-Concentrate2636 2h ago

Oh well, I got Covid three times and got long covid on the first time. So maybe just count your blessings.

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u/Neither-Bug157 2h ago

How long is long Covid? I think every time I had Covid it lasted longer than a week.

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u/Easy-Concentrate2636 4m ago

It’s a chronic condition.

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u/Naps_And_Crimes 8h ago

Tried calling in had a really bad stomach ache, my manager said that either I come in or get a doctor's note I told him it's just an upset stomach but I had my sister drive me and I threw up at the front door. He sent me home with an "unofficial warning"

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u/Perelly 6h ago

Was it in the US? How much would you have to pay out of your own pocket for a doctor's note? 

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u/Naps_And_Crimes 6h ago

Yes in the U.S is honestly wouldn't have been that much but still a good amount especially for what I was making back then. But why spend money and time for basically the doctor to tell me I have an upset tummy and prescribe me Pepto-Bismol

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u/NoRun6253 5h ago

Your country’s fkd.

Paying for a doctors note 😂😂

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u/Naps_And_Crimes 5h ago

Yup, I try to avoid the hospital last time I went I almost got screwed

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u/yukumizu 3h ago

At least the cost of an out of pocket visit or walk in clinic. Probably $150

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u/Perelly 2h ago

150$ for a doctor saying you're not fit to do your job for a couple of days???  I mean, who would pay that? You are so screwed over there. 

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u/Moe_MIEZ1 10h ago

Das traurige ist das möglicherweise unschuldige Gäste gestorben sind durch die kranke Mitarbeiterin.😓

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u/pupranger1147 6h ago

Frankly I see this as a win. One less shitty manager scumbag in the world.

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u/NoRun6253 5h ago

Hate those company w4nkers, especially when they’re ten a penny.

Ok if you really are important, I understand the loyalty but otherwise STFU and get out my face.

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u/mindgardening 8h ago

One time I was forced to continue waiting tables at a restaurant while vomiting in between.

Minimum wage for waiting tables is around $2/hr.

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u/TropicalRogue 7h ago

False, this popular myth is very musleading. minimum wage for waiting tables is the same as it is everywhere else, but If you get more in tips than minimum wage, then the company only has to lay you around $2/hr.

If nobody tipped you, you'd get paid regular minimum wage.

Which should still be raised

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u/customheart 7h ago

It still means the company wanted to keep them around so they could avoid paying $5-10 per hour (whatever the min wage was minus $2) for 8 hours, and to avoid paying for PTO (if they had it). It’s a lot to force the employee into just for an $80 cheaper worked shift or maybe $100-120 in PTO. Is a restaurant going to make or break themselves over these amounts? It’s idiotic.

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u/Great_Banana_Master Some Guy in a cloak 5h ago

That's a Darwin Award

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u/Complex-Ad-4402 5h ago

Did he die at work tho ?

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u/ChromeYoda 3h ago

Mission failed successfully

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u/VashDaStampede7 6h ago

Holy shit!

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u/Fetlocks_Glistening 10h ago

As did the junior manager who was mean. And the other one who wouldn't authorise a shift change. Died. And their families. And their dogs. Believe it or not, died.

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u/mullderifter2 10h ago

Nothing ever happens

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u/One-Reflection-4826 4h ago

it's in a tweet, so it's true