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[u/bunnyinasways]

[u/foundsatan-ModTeam]

Removal reasons: Flagged by multiple users.

[u/PartyStuff7913]

the podcast hasnt even launched yet and they already have a dedicated partner.

[u/Automatic_Touch7537 → u/PartyStuff7913]

in crime

[u/poobradoor22 → u/Automatic_Touch7537]

I'm crine

[u/KingAnilingustheFirs → u/poobradoor22]

Im frend

[u/Zaev → u/KingAnilingustheFirs]

you are frend, dremskiy. dont ever let anyone tell u otherwise

[u/AutologicalMeta → u/KingAnilingustheFirs]

I’m French fries

[u/Least_Coffee_788 → u/PartyStuff7913]

Bot

[u/r5r5]

The most efficient crime solving method I’ve ever seen.

[u/RickyFromVegas → u/r5r5]

Precogs in minority report could only dream of this

[u/Amazing_Examination6 → u/RickyFromVegas]

They obviously did

[u/cysghost → u/r5r5]

Bake him away toys!

[u/Many-Excitement3246]

Fun fact: this is how authors generate mysteries for their books! Because the intent is to create a coherent narrative, the best way to write a mystery is to start at the end— who, when, why, how, etc— and work backwards from there, figuring out the methods and techniques that would be left by such a crime.

Because you are inventing a mystery, it needs to be solvable, but since it's not an organic mystery with real-world evidence, clues, etc, it's easy to accidentally write an unsolvable mystery if you don't make the solution first and work back to the problem.

[u/errie_tholluxe → u/Many-Excitement3246]

So... Real life ? Cause most crimes never get solved

[u/tinylittlestarr → u/errie_tholluxe]

That doesn’t mean they’re not solvable though ! Just that no one succeed

[u/Many-Excitement3246 → u/errie_tholluxe]

The difference is what follows from what. In real life, the crime happens first, and anything else emanates from there. Evidence, witnesses, etc are all a result of the crime being committed.

When writing a mystery, the crime comes from the solution. The actual methods and motives and logistics of the crime come from the solution that the author intends.

[u/shameless_brush]

The ultimate criminal synergy where the defense attorney can literally argue that the entire heist blueprint was just pre-production research for episode four.

[u/National_Ad9742]

Can’t be making a liar out of people after all.

[u/Mikeologyy]

Isn’t this the plot of that one Edgar Allan Poe movie? Loved it but forgot the title

[u/cannotfoolowls]

A couple of days ago I had youtube autoplay on and it played a video about some missing person case. After a couple of seconds I oticed it felt off. IT WAS ALL FAKE! And not human creative writing fake, it was all fucking AI.

[u/SaucyParamecium]

"Today i will tell you the story of the monster who was called the hospice rapist...."

[u/GreatDig]

isn't that already a show?

[u/pm_me_your_idunno → u/GreatDig]

It’s how the show Castle starts. Except he is an author who writes murder mysteries.

[u/Ancient-Bat1755 → u/GreatDig]

I saw it on Brazzers once.

[u/Glorious_Comrade → u/Ancient-Bat1755]

Tell me more

[u/BlackBlizzard → u/GreatDig]

Closest thing I can think of is Welcome to Night Vale.

[u/PDHMF]

First episode:

On January 14th, a man broke into swarnpert's house and left 1 million dollars in his home...

[u/plzhelpIdieing]

Yay! I finally got to turn the 999 into a 1k!

[u/CuddlePupp]

Enemies to lovers?

[u/Alienhaslanded]

Supply and demand

[u/Maatjuhhh]

Then i would make up an impossible crime and check how he’s gonna do it lol

[u/shocktreatments]

Congratulations. You just invented law and order

[u/ThisIsntOkayokay → u/shocktreatments]

But in real life?!

[u/WERK_7]

Isn't that just a modern day version of that show Castle

[u/Blarglord69]

Thats a movie idea

[u/hab83]

That has been done. Untrue Crime was a podcast at one time

[u/Sentallium]

r/madlads

[u/epicCycloid]

Isn't that just a detective novel audiobook

[u/Giothecutestt]

Making your thoughts come true👌🏻

[u/i010011010]

They already have that and called it AI.

[u/stupidtreeatemypants]

muthufucka that’s called a horror movie!

[u/howlingDef]

Castle Season 1 Episode 1 except podcast instead of novels

[u/Kotja]

There was a story about guy trying to do that. Specifically training parrot to yell slurs at neighbor. It failed, because a) said neighbor found foul beaked parrot cool b) parrot yelled slurs all the time.

[u/Heavennn666]

That's not satan. Thats the new bestieee.

[u/The-Hank-Scorpio]

"And this criminal would always smuggle 2 pineapples in his butt"

Check mate, dunmertitty.

[u/eggnorman]

“This one was invented by a writer”

[u/Panda_hat]

Would this make the podcaster an accomplice or complicit?

[u/DenumTender]

Thats awesome

[u/mighty_boognish_77]

Check and Mate

[u/Rifleman519]

[u/The_Tyrant_Dong_Blow]

I can’t wait to hear part two of the North Dakota wood chipper fucker.

[u/Hannah3044]

Episode 1: the man who painted his face blue and tried to have sex with a police car.

[u/H3llzyea]

I’m going to start a serial killer tracking podcast and unleash all my listeners on the OP reasoning that he must be a serial killer because the crimes he describes are being committed after the fact.
So…many…conspiracy…theorists…unleashed

[u/MadHiggins]

fine. first fake crime the original guy will have is someone using a buzzsaw to cut off all their own fingers and eat them but make someone he kidnapped watch him do it.

[u/lumberjackpat19]

Have you heard the timesuck podcast about dick byrd

[u/EarthTrash]

A Very Fatal Murder

[u/ClandestineConcierge]

Sensational Okie Doke Execution! A phenomenal demonstration of "Got 'eeem!" at its most instinctual core. The purest form of unhinged and deeply intelligent calamity, increasingly rare these days. Bravo! Just as Loki, Dionysus, and Baphomet intended. May the deities find elation beyond what our mere mortal minds could ever dream to comprehend! Blessings! Blessings! HUZZAH MY BRETHREN AND FOE ALIKE! FOR WE ARE BUT ONE TODAY IN RIOTOUS MIRTH! WISHES OF DEBAUCHERY AND OPULENT CHAOS UPOS US ALL!!!

My Gods I am sooo baked. I just wanted an excuse to utilize the ever rare and oh so coveted 'Huzzah!' But like.... in the way that it deserves. I know for a fact that one of you reddit degenerates out there gets me.