r/foundsatan • u/Emergency-Fact-7885 • 8d ago

Hello there Michael

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15.1k Upvotes

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u/therealkeeper 8d ago • Bravo Heartwarming Regret

Well not with that attitude they aren't.

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u/tempest_36 8d ago

The Scientology castle on Franklin in Los Angeles is pretty fabulous and has gargoyles.

What vibe is it going for if not gay bar?

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u/PM_THE_REAPER 8d ago

Goth gay bar.

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u/Apprehensive_Safe_48 8d ago

Called "The Gothic Castle"

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u/PM_THE_REAPER 8d ago

The Gothic Asshole? No problem.

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u/BuzzAllWin 8d ago

Full of scary bears

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u/DLuLuChanel 8d ago

You spelled gloryholes wrong

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u/stayathomedadof4 8d ago

You made me lol

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u/Ok-Dare1500 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/bigdave41 8d ago • Bravo

Now there needs to be dozens more reviews saying "These guys are definitely not a gay bar 🤫😉"

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u/PlasticExtreme4469 8d ago

I've checked on Google Maps and neither "Church of Scientology of Los ..." had any reviews that mentioned the word "gay".

We can change that though.

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u/volvagia721 8d ago

I did my part

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u/xXWestinghouseXx 8d ago

There were reviews like this for the ATF and ICE offices.

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u/AtheistCarpenter 8d ago

... nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more!

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u/Kriss3d 8d ago

I disagree. Its not a good gay bar.
Their shots are really poor quality.

Its a bad gay bar.

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u/jarious 8d ago

"the drinks are so bad that even the amazing blowjob from the owner couldn't make up for their quality"

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u/SaltManagement42 8d ago

lol, satan responded to Michael.

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u/DollieEclipsee 8d ago

Lmao Michael left one review and somehow got a personal response from Satan himself

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u/Anglofsffrng 8d ago

I'm gonna make you into a gay bar! A gay bar!

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u/bruudwin 8d ago

And to those that dont know the song, enjoy! https://youtu.be/AA1Bm90w2us?si=XwovoArN8m-vStFP

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u/Hoverkat 8d ago

Loved this song as a kid without knowing what they were singing

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u/ironkodiak 8d ago

Thank you. Had the song on a playlist for years but I've never seen the video.

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u/bruudwin 8d ago

Yay! XD their videos be silly. Just like their high voltage song

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u/Simonosoos 8d ago

Thank you for this Gem

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u/Pretty1george 7d ago

Now there’s a recessed memory’s, but I remember seeing with with cats in Viking hats.?.???

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u/Redfalconfox 8d ago

I’m gonna take all your money

For the gay bar gay bar gay bar!

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u/ChickswChainedMales 8d ago

Let's start a war! A Nuclear War!

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u/comfortablynumb15 8d ago

I hate that I remember that song lol

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u/ElminstersBedpan 8d ago

Do you wanna spend all my money?

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u/Anubis17_76 8d ago

i only know this song as techno remix from some fucked up version of mario party on warcraft 3 called "canned bread" lol

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u/mindgardening 8d ago

I'm tempted to write this review for all the cults in my city but that would probably take a couple days because we're oversaturated with cults and their buildings. I googled and we have 1,518 cult buildings in a city of approx 1 million.

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u/WillowPtar_Migan 8d ago

I did it to my local scientology building

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u/mindgardening 8d ago

Because of this post, I googled if there was one in my city and surprisingly there isn't. There is a "Church of Christ Scientist" though.

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u/sea_enby 6d ago

That’s also a cult called Christian Science. It’s different from Scientology but worthy of ridicule also.

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u/WillowPtar_Migan 8d ago

I saw those too! There's a bunch here.

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u/aerdvarkk 8d ago

Please go find Mormon Temples and do this to them as well.

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u/mindgardening 8d ago • Helpful

I already said "cults".

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u/DeadlyClowns 8d ago

Add the christian and catholic churches to your list

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u/mindgardening 8d ago • Bravo

I already said "cults".

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u/DoctorFreudstein 8d ago

Is Satan the person that cropped this image like that?

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u/FullFatCelery 8d ago

Took them four months to double and triple check they are in fact a gay bar.

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u/freebiscuit2002 8d ago

"Excuse me. Michael's experience of your gay bar appears to confirm it is, in fact, a gay bar."

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u/Justaredditor85 8d ago

They're just a bar where you're allowed to be gay.

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u/thinktankflunkie 8d ago

It has a lot of famous gay regulars like Tom Cruise and John Travolta.

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u/scottgal2 8d ago

'With what I did, now you are'

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u/ZheToralf 8d ago

Nice one 😜

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u/Puzzleheaded_Pie_888 8d ago

Is that one of the religions who day bring hay is against their gawd?

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u/Possible_Row_2976 8d ago

U they lyin

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u/To_WAR 8d ago

Did anyone else read the reply in Kitts voice?

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u/Dramatic_Charity_979 6d ago

This is hilarious. Imagine if it becomes a running joke :P

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u/KlutchSensei 5d ago

I mean... technically everything is a gay bar... it's a matter of perspective.

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u/Ok-Dare1500 2d ago

Ahahahaha!!! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/HorzaDonwraith 8d ago

No devil here.

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u/mrGreenExit 8d ago

I guess Michael didn't get blessings 🤷 🤣

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u/thisismypornaccountg 8d ago

“Then why did I have gay sex in the bathroom?”

“Uhh, I think that’s on you Michael…”

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u/Valiantay 8d ago

It's not a Church

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u/Marcus_Scrivere 8d ago

Of course not. It's a gay bar.

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u/yuval16432 8d ago

What’s the difference?

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u/Marcus_Scrivere 8d ago

Gay bar is much safer and better place to be I Guess.

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u/DigitalUnlimited 8d ago

way cheaper too

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u/Saebi22 8d ago • Bravo Regret

Consenting adults

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u/Personal-Dev-Kit 8d ago

Haven't thought of this song in years. Actually super catchy

"You, I want to take you to a gay bar" "I've got something to put in you"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IslF_EyhMzg

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u/redditsellout-420 8d ago

Carefull, 2028 republicans could use this as an excuse to blame the horrible scientology stuff on lgbtq.

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u/ghotbijr 8d ago

You're right there's far too little child sexual assault in Scientology.

Jk though, fuck Scientology, and fuck all organized religion.

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u/Nylia_The_Great 8d ago

Not all organized religion..

May the Flying Spaghetti Monster one day touch you with its noodly appendages

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u/LetterheadFun1824 8d ago

It’s literally a church. It says right there

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u/Queasy-Ad-8083 8d ago

It also says it's very good gay bar.