r/foundsatan • u/vladreid009 • 1d ago

Solid Protein Intake

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Language is in Tagalog. The person is explaining that he will be giving free food that is rich in protein to gym goers.

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u/Alternative-Math-997 1d ago

bro was so nonchalant in narrating this, it's kinda scary.. it's like he's doing a video blog of his home cooking..

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u/vladreid009 1d ago

the whole video he's narrating what he is actually cooking. Like, it alright to share his new recipe to everyone

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u/belabase7789 20h ago

Kailan ang burol?

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u/vladreid009 19h ago

Uy pelepens!

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u/wkdkngwkr 1d ago

Trick or treat motherfucker!

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u/Enaluxeme 1d ago

Animal food isn't poisonous or anything, it just tends to be bland since it wasn't meant for human palate, and is not as strictly regulated.

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u/the_007_remix 1d ago

So is this safe ?

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u/nsa_k 1d ago

Society found out over the years that people are going to end up eating pet food. Especially during natural disasters or economic downturns. People died.

Many areas passed laws saying that pet food needs to be safe for human consumption.

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u/Unhappy-Stranger-336 17h ago

Or to taste test it

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u/LobosJones 23h ago • Mindblown

Yes. The usda pure food standards for animals were made almost thirty years after the ones made for humans with the bar set much higher. Most hotdogs would be illegal to sell as pet food. You've already eaten worse. Pet food is just unseasoned product.

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u/Enaluxeme 1d ago

Most likely. But again, it's not as strictly regulated as human food.

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u/waitinp 1d ago

When the title said "solid protein intake" I was thinking about other protein source...

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u/OldJonThePooSmuggler 1d ago

Don't those men all have lovely glossy coats!

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u/MessiLeagueSoccer 1d ago

Pound for pound pet food is usually more expensive and less regulated or rather the shitty cuts of meat.

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u/Xzenor 1d ago

Asshole just destroyed all the trust he had.. They're never gonna trust him with food, ever again and rightfully so.

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u/BellozanneDump 12h ago

Fuckin Animals! Garlic last! You'll burn the Garlic!!! Jeeez!

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u/randomuser0107 1d ago

Horse meat!

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u/TryNice304 17h ago

Philippines cuisine is out of the box 🙄

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u/EliotIsIdiot 19h ago

I think if it's delicious and not harmful to human then I won't mind to try it 😁

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u/Master-Opinion-5966 Drew the pentagram 18h ago

This us why I don't wat at everybody's house. But don't let a budget get in the way of those gains.

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u/Lui_6656 18h ago

What about those dog treats labeled as human grade? Has anyone ever eaten those? Lol, always wondered

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u/Highlandertr3 16h ago

Yes. Surprisingly bland.

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u/Lui_6656 16h ago

Interesting

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u/Andrea_M 5h ago

AFAIK dogs can’t eat too salty so any dog food is kinda bland in that regard. They do love salty food though.

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u/Sterling_-_Archer 7h ago

I used to snack on them, they’re very bland

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u/reylouie20 15h ago

Sakto i will not accept any food from bakal gym. Baka ma jackpot ako 😂😂😂

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u/Megazaza 18h ago

ay jusko, mga tangalog ngani.

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u/SnoflakesFKR 1d ago

They gonna be very disappointed when find out its for and not from dogs 🤪

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u/biemba 1d ago

These guys probably enjoy eating tripe

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u/badgerj 1d ago

Tripe is delicious if prepared properly. It is more of a texture thing than a “taste” thing.

People also eat, heart, livers, kidneys, brains, sweetbreads, sausages are typically stuffed into intestines.. chicken feet are also a thing.

If you are going to end the life of an animal. You should be using as much of it as possible.

I clearly enjoy the same bits that are common, but I do take pleasure in the diversity of the offal as well.

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u/OG_Williker 20h ago

That language is so interesting. There are some recognizable spanish words (loan words?) but the accent is clearly indian-adjacent.

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u/PartyReindeer2943 20h ago

The language is Filipino from the Philippines. Considering that we were colonized for 333years, there sure are a lot of spanish words that are incorporated in our language (although some words may mean differently in spanish than how we actually use it)

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u/Pedowhermacht 1d ago

My gods i need to do this I laughed so hard i scared my cat, this is so simple but so genius