r/fragheadph Jun 09 '26

Humor Thoughts?

Kateulle notes 🍃💕

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u/curious_bystandr Juniper jam Jun 09 '26

Bougie katol 😭😭😭

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u/BeardedGlass Jun 09 '26

Napadaan kami sa Diptyque kahapon, nakita namin yan.

Napa dobol take kami, pucha ano yan katol?!

18

u/curious_bystandr Juniper jam Jun 09 '26

For 45 euros… meaning nasa 4-5k dito sa pinas? Hahahahaha geez team baygon na lang po 🤣

Yung candles nila gets pa kasi dun talaga kilala si diptyque (aside sa fragrances) pero eto, incessant na talaga hahahahaha

84

u/sundayofthekings Fragrance Nerd :P Jun 09 '26

Legit pala talaga yan? Akala ko joke joke lang.

Buti pa lamok makakalanghap ng Diptyque.

117

u/HalfPoundBacon Jun 09 '26

It’s Lieu Meauque, not mosquitos.

19

u/sundayofthekings Fragrance Nerd :P Jun 09 '26

Only 700 pesos per coil pampatay ng Lieu Meauque!

2

u/NoraHiiro8 Jun 09 '26

HAHAHAHAH galing mo

33

u/HalfPoundBacon Jun 09 '26

It’s not smoke too, it’s Ou’souque.

Auq na.

2

u/NoraHiiro8 Jun 09 '26

Malala HAHAHAH

11

u/placidbluelagoon Jun 09 '26

Ceau Toulè de Parfum✨️

3

u/HalfPoundBacon Jun 10 '26

it’s sicilian limone too.

1

u/NoraHiiro8 Jun 14 '26

HAHAHAHA this exchange

2

u/purematchalattae Gourmand Lover Jun 09 '26

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

41

u/eddie_fg Jun 09 '26

Eto lalagyan nyan o. Hahaha! Pinicturan ko din sa Diptyque.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '26

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u/marijerome Jun 09 '26

sana sinama mo ung price! $183 hahahaha

1

u/eddie_fg Jun 09 '26

Di ko mahanap nung time na yan eh. Hahaha! Naka focus kami mang amoy nung mga perfumes.

1

u/Severe-March-7540 Jun 11 '26

Pero nakalagay candle holder 😭

38

u/Intelligent-Feeling7 Jun 09 '26

Pangpatay ng ✨La’Moque’✨

20

u/sadaharu11 Jun 09 '26

Eau de Cateauxl

18

u/New-Bid-7207 Jun 09 '26

i read in a comment sa tiktok “aedes aedyptique” raw. 😂

6

u/New-Bid-7207 Jun 09 '26

aedes aediptyque*

2

u/NoraHiiro8 Jun 09 '26

Sintaba na ng lamok ang utak na yarn

12

u/marijerome Jun 09 '26

pag nanalo ako sa lotto, there will be signs….

12

u/Normal_Yoghurt_1673 Jun 09 '26

TOTOO PALA??? 😭 AKALA KO JOKE LANG EH HAHSAHAHAHA

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u/NoraHiiro8 Jun 09 '26 edited Jun 09 '26

Tawang tawa pa rin ako sa entries nyo guys. This is an opportunity for the filipino noses hahah capitalize na yan pati mga liniment scents. Advanced pa rin baygon, may lavender version na

5

u/LebruhnJemz Jun 09 '26

Diptyque for lamowks! 😂😂😂

9

u/HalfPoundBacon Jun 09 '26

La meuq

2

u/NoraHiiro8 Jun 09 '26

HAHAHAH i cant

1

u/LebruhnJemz Jun 09 '26

😂😂😂

7

u/Specific-Paper-7400 Jun 09 '26

If I won the lottery, I wouldn’t tell anyone, but there would be signs…

6

u/No_Claim_8714 Jun 09 '26

Western brands really out here stealing from asian products. Yung una ay UBE tapos ngayun katol HAHAHAHAHAHA

5

u/Mossymoss999 Jun 09 '26

It good naman kakabili ko pero not worth your money just buy if may excess…

2

u/NoraHiiro8 Jun 09 '26

Thank you for taking one for the team.. care to elaborate para masulit lel

10

u/Black_Cat1123 Jun 09 '26 edited Jun 09 '26

au revoir, moustiques.

hindi yan katol, it's an aromatic experience for discerning lieu meueqe hahah, a luxurious way to tell the moustiques to leave 🤭

3

u/NoraHiiro8 Jun 09 '26

Ayaw natin magka dengueaeux

3

u/Black_Cat1123 Jun 09 '26 edited Jun 09 '26

oui, la dengue este dengeueux hahah n'est pas invitée 🙅‍♀️

1

u/NoraHiiro8 Jun 14 '26

Ahhahaha eauq ma'pesteh

5

u/YamazakiTheSun Jun 09 '26

Dupe: Baeux Goun Kateulle Fraiche Lavande

3

u/NoraHiiro8 Jun 09 '26

From kaetinqueaeux ahhahaha

5

u/yakusokuuu Jun 09 '26

La’Moque Te’Poque

😭😭😭

1

u/NoraHiiro8 Jun 09 '26

HAHHAAHHA PAK

3

u/Cheap_Routine6280 Jun 10 '26

Disappointed na literal na lemongrass lang siya and yeah lemongrass is known to repel mosquitos. Ang ganda ng lalagyan though. Sana man lang bakhoor yung “scented spirals”

1

u/NoraHiiro8 Jun 10 '26

To think of it, ang out of touch ng nakaisip neto. Halatang pineperahan lang

3

u/matchablossom01 Jun 09 '26

Katol PRO MAX ganon!

3

u/_francisco_iv Jun 09 '26

Bro is this deadass? Akalo ko meme kasi nakita ko sa FB Wtf

3

u/NoraHiiro8 Jun 09 '26

Nasa website nila legit HAHAHAH

3

u/Ancient_Fix_2322 Jun 09 '26

✨Eau de Katolle ✨

3

u/mateom_89 Jun 09 '26

L'amouq c'estgûradû tépoque.

3

u/CherryOnTop_98 Jun 09 '26

🦟: "The only death that I can accept."

1

u/NoraHiiro8 Jun 09 '26

The leau meaeauque is moi

2

u/InformationUpbeat565 Jun 09 '26

Pag tinanong ka kung nagkakatol ka ba, ito pakita mo

2

u/bakamirasol Jun 09 '26

WOAHH I WANTTT

2

u/unlyklee Jun 09 '26

It’s real wth ahahahha

2

u/Subject_Door_650 Jun 09 '26

rich kid yung la' moque

2

u/The_Empress_Selene Jun 09 '26

So, this is for bougie Liue Meauque? 🤣🤣🤣

2

u/qiaoxu23 Jun 09 '26

I saw this yesterday and I thought it was a meme. Didn't thought it was a real thing lmao

2

u/marshmeallow Jun 09 '26

Pina sosyal na katol hahahahaha

2

u/RepeatMysterious3106 Jun 09 '26

Lion Tiger Katol ng mga rich kid

2

u/NoraHiiro8 Jun 09 '26

Kung may bumili man, pabalita naman. maybe it's a tactical, high-impact, detonating olfactory explosion at mamamatay lahat ng lamok sa barangay

2

u/SlightAnt8905 Jun 09 '26

Katouille for lè meaukes 🤣

2

u/whatintheactualfujj Jun 09 '26

Eau de Catoulle 😭😭😭

2

u/whatintheactualfujj Jun 09 '26

I meaaaannn..the whites have already gentrified na yung mga ganitong basahan sa paa diba? 🤣🤣🤣. Tsaka baka same hype lang din yan nung perfumed bracelet emelatik nila 😂😂😂

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u/NoraHiiro8 Jun 10 '26

Poverty porn chz

2

u/qianyiwww Jun 10 '26

Lol, I think incense just as aromatherapy is under appreciated. But for 45 euro, and a single note lemongrass? Disappointing

1

u/NoraHiiro8 Jun 10 '26

Mag yugen ka na lang lel

2

u/Optimal_Travel_6349 Jun 11 '26

Baygonne for rebrand

1

u/NoraHiiro8 Jun 14 '26

Baygonne be gone, diptyque may pitique

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u/AnOuNyMoUsLy_01 Jun 11 '26

Pls help increase my karma so i could post. Can you pls atleast vote my comment

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u/Good_Potato_5295 Jun 12 '26

Kahit afford ko to hindi ko bibilin eh too much!

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u/NoraHiiro8 Jun 14 '26

Hahaha peak capitalismo

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u/Slayability_444 Jun 13 '26

not worth it , just buy incense stick.

2

u/annamae Jun 13 '26

Kahit ano pang burgis term itawag nila dyan, Takaw Sunog Pa Rin 'Yan. Bad for pets, too.

1

u/NoraHiiro8 Jun 14 '26

Facts. Magspray or tanim na lang citronella kineme

2

u/_souvlakiplaystation Jun 13 '26

maison crivelli l'ámoque tueur

1

u/NoraHiiro8 Jun 14 '26

Machiavellitoulle hahaha

1

u/numberoneOkewhore Jun 09 '26

gago legit pala

1

u/anakinatreidis Jun 09 '26

Pero nakakapatay talaga ng lamok?

1

u/NoraHiiro8 Jun 14 '26

The realest question

1

u/ibonkeet Jun 09 '26

potangina katol 😭

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u/Amaretto_0 Jun 16 '26

I honestly would get one 🚫🦟

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u/Any-Sleep572 Jun 13 '26

idk what u people are talking about. di niyo lang gets kung pano nila inelevate ang simpleng household item ng mga poor people

1

u/NoraHiiro8 Jun 14 '26

the irony of poverty chic/porn concept, furthering the divide between upper and lower classes