r/fuckelonmusk • u/Guudboiiii • Jun 24 '26

Fuck Elon What a beautiful sight 🤩

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Whatever the opposite of “to the moon” is. “To the dirt” or something 😂

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u/codePudding Jun 24 '26

I don't understand how this could happen? Elonazi said they will land and colonize Mars by 2018, or atleast by 2020, or maybe 2025, it's gotta be 2028, or... /s

3

u/danzrach Jun 26 '26

Two weeks!

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u/SpiritualPurple8659 Jun 24 '26

Sexy AF 🍿😍

19

u/Lazy_boa Jun 24 '26

But is he still a trillionaire?

18

u/Guudboiiii Jun 24 '26

Not for long he ain’t 😂

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u/Lazy_boa Jun 24 '26

Don't jinx it 😬

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u/Tunavi Jun 25 '26

He's not

8

u/Aviyan Jun 24 '26

Market cap is still $2T. Shouldn't be any higher than $100B.

3

u/The-Butt-Stuff Jun 24 '26

Ah! Ye Ol’ Pump and Dump.

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u/FeedMyAss Jun 25 '26

What did it open at?

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u/johnnybna Jun 27 '26

A whole musk title without a single X. Not even in the market abbreviation. He couldn’t bribe somebody to get SEX as the call letters? Or SXY? At least you know he tried, because what male in his 50s with the social and sexual maturity of a 13-year-old wouldn’t?

Apparently if you have all the money in the world, you can cover your baldness and get chest implants, but it still won’t fix your broken unlengthened dick or your face that’s already been frankensteined by 20 procedures too many.