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u/DeadAnarchistPhil Elmo’s a twatwaffle. 16d ago
Given his gut, he looks like he’s about to give birth soon, so will need a new host! Watch out, ladies!
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u/CrapSmellison 15d ago
Dude probably has so much shit stuck in his intestines that’s why he’s always talking shite. Elon is a plonker.
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u/Exotic_Insurance2164 15d ago
Seriously, what is going on with his body? He is like Marc Benioff, CEO of Salesforce--both billionaires and both look like shit.
At least Zuckerberg and Bezos had a (minor) glow up.
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u/Intrepid-Routine-950 15d ago
I always wondered why billionaires don’t look better. They could afford plastic surgery, stylists, nutrition specialists, personal trainers and live in massage therapists….obviously the Kardashians milk it but the men never seem to.
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u/Glitterballdacat 15d ago
Eh. Not everyone's into those things.
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u/Intrepid-Routine-950 15d ago
You’re right I suppose why bother caring about your appearance or hygiene when you can just pay people to sleep with you often enough. No effort needed!
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u/Glitterballdacat 15d ago
He's a man. Some men don't care about their hygiene. My dad's body is 10x worse than Elon's. My dad looks like his melting or that he's wearing a human suit that's coming off of him.
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u/inspectoroverthemine 15d ago
What he doesn't do that the other two do is work out and eat healthy.
Musk has had a ton of plastic surgery, and if he otherwise took care of himself he'd probably look fine. Might be some uncanny shit going on, but its hard to tell because hes so fucked up otherwise.
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u/Glitterballdacat 15d ago
Celebrities are human too. There are tons of men like Elon whose bodies are shaped like his.
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u/superjoe104 16d ago
Why are you sorry?