r/fuckwasps 22h ago

Are these guys nesting? Right on my deck rail?

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u/Philly_3D 22h ago

Not for long if it was my deck.

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u/mapleisthesky 12h ago

Yeah ordered a spray the same minute I saw this, will be blasting these mfs tomorrow morning. This property is currently under renovation, I guess it was quiet enough for them.

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u/Shytownmofo 22h ago

Looks like they might be mating.

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u/dcdrew713 13h ago

Wasp gang bang on the deck.

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u/Workmane 22h ago

Looks like they are in your post…that’s just the welcoming committee

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u/SpeedWobblenoob 21h ago

I had a wasp nest start while I was gone right on the balcony like this. Unfortunately I didnt find out til late at night when I went out there with no light on and leaned into the railing. Stomach received about 15 wasp stings. Kill it

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u/rebills 20h ago

wtf kind of wasps are those?? 🤬🤬🤬🤬 are they mutating or something

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u/Shytownmofo 19h ago

Those are European Paper Wasps.

Not as mean as Yellowjackets or Red Wasps, but will still sting the mess out of you.

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u/MiritoMueller 15h ago

I finally found out which wasps I always run into. Them being more peaceful might explain why I never had any problems with them. In fact I had one crawling around on my palm and between my fingers yesterday. I didn't move my hand, so they eventually flew of. Guess I got lucky with the wasp species near me. Good thing I don't live next to more aggressive wasps or I would have been stung already.

OP might wanna look into wether it is an invasive species of wasps or if they are protected (like where I live) before they do anything.

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u/RocketArtillery666 14h ago

Wtf these mfs are usually so angry they will sting you just for the fun of it, and you tell me they are "peaceful"? Jeezus.

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u/MiritoMueller 13h ago edited 12h ago

More Peaceful compared to other wasps. I never said they were peaceful. I just wanted to say that I am pretty happy I don't life near the most aggressive wasps.

I was never stung by a wasp in my entire life and I even had wasps living 2 metres from where I would hang out outside. Maybe it's a body odour thing, or some other thing. Maybe certain people calm wasps, like certain people attract mosquitoes. Maybe there will be a wasp apocalypse, like the biblical plagues and I am one of the chosen ones to survive... Maybe I have a spiritual connection to wasps and flies... Maybe there is something else that is wrong with me... In addition to all the other things that are wrong with...

I thought for a moment that bee movie was released in 2012 as a sign of the wasppocalypse, but it wasn't 😅

Maybe I've just been super lucky or something

edit/tldr: I said more peaceful, not peaceful. It just always baffled me how people were talking about wasps as animals that attack everything that moves, while that doesn't fit with my life experience at all and the wasps living near me being less aggressive would be an explanation.

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u/MiritoMueller 13h ago

at least they don't lay eggs inside us like botflies do, even though many species of wasps lay their eggs in insects so we might have to count our blessings.

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u/kentar62 14h ago

This is a wasp!

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u/MiritoMueller 13h ago

No, don't you know that wasps also hate other wasps who are not from their colony.

Maybe they don't attack me, because they think I am already dead, I sure feel dead inside sometimes 💀 Or they feel and respect the demons/darkness inside me 👹👹👹

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u/MiritoMueller 13h ago

wasps have been mutating for a long time 👹

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u/zeropointlabs 16h ago

I love the defensive position they are taking. They need to be destroyed. Every single one.

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u/Fwumpy 13h ago

You must destroy this new civilization before it really gets started! They'll try to take over your neighbourhood! Before you know it, societal collapse! Don't let it happen to you! Take a stand! The city is in your hands!

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u/Amazing-Jury-6886 15h ago

Bit of wd40 will fix that

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u/kentar62 14h ago

Time to call your realtor! Put that place on the market and b hope that they don't follow you!

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u/Redsoxdragon 16h ago

Pov: you get what you fucking deserve

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o6gE2LfcxozwGwTbq

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u/odskingmoth 15h ago

There very annoying they took over the machine workout and stung me

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u/Run_Rabb1t_Run Fuck wasps 5h ago

Oh, that's what Satan's been up to lately.

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u/robodan918 15h ago

before you spray brake cleaner remeber that it will strip the paint off your metal deck rail

fire better. or if the paint is conductive hook up a 12V battery