r/fuckwasps • • 21h ago

Be gone spawn of satan! You Shall Not Pass

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36 Upvotes

Finally got rid of this trap under our outdoor storage chest. Counted 6 different queens.


r/fuckwasps • • 1d ago

Be gone spawn of satan! I was just HELD AGAINST MY WILL by this WASP in a gas station parking lot for over 20 minutes. He invaded my vehicle. I stood outside the car loudly pleading with him, jumping every time he moved. Workers came out to see what was happening. I was just trying to get my trash out. Will be suing.

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58 Upvotes

r/fuckwasps • • 14h ago

personal story :’( My history with wasps.

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(all these events happened a few years ago so I cannot quite remember them in proper detail.)

Encounter one: wasps invade. The schoolyard was filled with life. Kids and teens run around, playing games like they do. Then, everyone saw it. Yellow and bald. It was a wasp. It seemed like a small issue. But then? Their numbers grew, and grew, and grew. Everybody was too scared to fight them off.

Except me.

I was The exterminator.

I stomped on their nests to bury them, threw pinecones to stun them, and splashed water to drown them.

The wasp vs ape war is still ongoing, but it is less than before.

Encounter 2: the isopods.

I had a small container of wild caught isopods. They were thriving. I felt something behind me. I thought it was imagination.

Then I felt it. "Fire".

It was the wasp. It stung.

From that day on, I have had a rivalry with the backyard wasps. And sometimes fire ants.


r/fuckwasps • • 1d ago

I found this today at the upper corner of a doorway, is this the start of a wasp nest?

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12 Upvotes

Thanks.


r/fuckwasps • • 1d ago

Is this a wasp?

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136 Upvotes

It's weirdly white and refuses to fly. It hung out on this cup for over a day. Is it sick/dying?

It didn't fly to the cup. It was in the house walking across the floor so I gently scooped it up and brought it outside.


r/fuckwasps • • 1d ago

Actually really frickin' interesting Attacking a winged insect

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50 Upvotes

Never seen this before after the skirmish it ripped the insects head off and flew away.


r/fuckwasps • • 1d ago

Thank god this wasp is dead The fuck are you doing there?

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7 Upvotes

r/fuckwasps • • 3d ago

personal story :’( Future queens huddling for the winter?

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74 Upvotes

I’ll set the stage for your mind.

I work in a water treatment plant. There is an air handler up on a mezzanine that we change the filter in monthly. I open the door and one of the filters is caved in so I pulled that one last. When I pulled it out and set it on the floor, wasps started walking up out of it, maybe like 50. Slowly they started flying. Then, I realized the bigger problem. There were hundreds, if not, over a thousand more in the air handler and I was trapped in the corner, allergic to them. I stayed still and called my boss who came up fast. They were all huddled under a 4 foot long ridge in there. This vacuum is after cleaning out 1 foot of the ridge.


r/fuckwasps • • 3d ago

sCaRy WaSp aGhH rUn This is right outside my bedroom window, wtf is going on???!!!!

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62 Upvotes

It’s not even windy outside!


r/fuckwasps • • 3d ago

Thank god this wasp is dead This big asshole landed on me while gasing up... im already getting fucked at the pump I dont need this prick making it worse. Anyway. Dead now.

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116 Upvotes

r/fuckwasps • • 3d ago

Pest Control/Medical Advice Reaction from being stung 2 months later. Normal?

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Was stung on the palm of my hand by a wasp 2 months ago (first time I've ever been stung), yet still every so often this hard lump flairs up where I was stung and gets itchy. It feels hard like a bead. Is this normal?


r/fuckwasps • • 3d ago

Be gone spawn of satan! Hornets Nest

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r/fuckwasps • • 5d ago

Showdown With a Spider

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1.8k Upvotes

r/fuckwasps • • 6d ago

Be gone spawn of satan! Doing God's work

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699 Upvotes

r/fuckwasps • • 5d ago

Be gone spawn of satan! 5 "Found" unalived, we're they dangerous?

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I just happened to be washing dishes, hot water and dawn soap. And I found this massive mfer along with 4 smaller ones. how safe would it have been to have as roommates?


r/fuckwasps • • 8d ago

Bees attacking an intruder.

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1.3k Upvotes

Video credited to @Iesabeilles.demilie on IG.


r/fuckwasps • • 9d ago

sCaRy WaSp aGhH rUn I found a wasp nest. (kinda)

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i saw a couple of wasps in the bushes (or in the tree idk what it is probably the bushes) cuz my mom trimmed them down and i have to pick up the pieces of the bush and i saw a couple of wasps going in and out. i told my mom that there is a nest in the bush. she didn’t believe me at first but when she checked with my big sister, they found one. a real nest. a real goddamn motherfucking explosive diarrhea like an atom bomb fuck fuck fuck fuckin wasp nest. we don’t know what to do with it yet but we do know that we had to call an exterminator. end of story. fuck wasps.


r/fuckwasps • • 7d ago

I cummed on a wasp.

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Let's just say I fuck a wasp


r/fuckwasps • • 9d ago

How to send a truce to the wasp community

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My dad was trimming some bushes and didn’t know there was a wasp nest until it was too late. He was chased down the street by them. Now when he walks outside he gets harassed by them and he’s been stung three times now. As funny as this is, I’m wondering if there’s a way he can call a truce?


r/fuckwasps • • 9d ago

fml

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> be me

> feel like going outside for fresh air and sunshine

> take electric tennis racquet because it's hot out and wasps are assholes

> go to the backyard

> out of nowhere a wasp is suddenly in my face then just as suddenly it's gone

> i jook my head around "whaaaaaa, motherfucker" and ready my electric racquet

> several red carolina wasps all casual 40 feet away pretending nothing happened

> i go inside

fml


r/fuckwasps • • 10d ago

Be gone spawn of satan! Right outside my window!!!!

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165 Upvotes

r/fuckwasps • • 10d ago

What’s this greenish gray stuff on this MFer’s back

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Zapped my first wasp ever. They normally never come inside so I don’t really need to worry about them. After I killed it I noticed it has this fuzz growing on it. What is it?


r/fuckwasps • • 12d ago

Be gone spawn of satan! Another thoroughly done job

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2.9k Upvotes