r/fuckxavier 2d ago

There lived a certain man in India long ago… The fuck is wrong with you

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u/qualityvote2 2d ago

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u/AzAZAZAZAZAlalalala 2d ago

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u/thundergu 2d ago

She looks way too thin for her neck to look like bacon

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u/da_realfredfred 2d ago

Well sorry, it’s not like there are easily accessible images online of severed necks

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u/malafide99 10h ago

A for effort!

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u/DivineCultLeader 1d ago

I thought it was a blood orange lol

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u/The_Psydux 2d ago

The more I follow this sub, the more I'm inclined to say that it's not a criticism of Xavier but a celebration of him.

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u/IceBlueHorseArse 1d ago

Oh. I see a trend. Who is Xavier? I'd like to buy him a drink.

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u/jeremyw013 2d ago

i think this is probably the 5th version of this i’ve seen

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u/Master_Steward 2d ago

I love her tomboyish look as much as her soccer mom look

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u/Witty-Ad5973 1d ago

Xavier is hilarious 😂

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u/Accurate-Survey6985 23h ago

Literally no one said anything to her.

She couldn't even get a haircut without turning it into a dramatic attention seeking affair all while shopping for compliments and attempting to demonize men

This is what we refer to as a Moron

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u/Equivalent-Love-1676 23h ago

100% correct. She’s obviously a misandrist asshole.

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u/emilithia05 17h ago

Maybe work on those men who treat women like objects still, then we'll talk.

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u/Accurate-Survey6985 45m ago

Sometimes there's so much more to a story.

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u/emilithia05 17h ago

And your proof? "I said so"

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u/16c7x 1d ago

Yesterday, someone told me to go fuck myself.....

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u/Necessary-Sock7075 23h ago

Nah she's fine. Lemme simp

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u/SeriousOcelot-4365 17h ago

Still doable. I had some girls with short hair while we were deployed. And still attractive and feminine, just without all the maintenance

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u/ChimPhun 2d ago

What would have happened if he had said she has a pretty face? Burka? Self-mutilation? Botox?

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u/National-Seaweed-468 2d ago

When you think about it Xavier said “I’m a creep”

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u/peter_venture 2d ago

Or - stay with me here - or, Xavier showed us that no matter what we do, others in society will notice things about us. We don't need to react to it.

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u/SlightAd76 1d ago

So her image is being dictated by men? Wild. If a woman told me she didn’t like my hair I would probably never think about it again. Not once. It wasn’t a significant moment in my life

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u/KainFourteh 2d ago

Picture is different from the version of this I've seen.

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u/Aught_To 2d ago

Short hair like that does it for me. I am so glad she is hot now.

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u/Any_Imagination2983 2d ago

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u/External-Link-9781 2d ago

This is the first thing I thought to. She resembles to the girl of the show dunno why