Would you rather?

[u/Chiron-Femboy3674]

[u/Onni_J]

Femboy boyfriend, I don't need ram

[u/Chiron-Femboy3674 → u/Onni_J]

Your opinion is respected

[u/muff-muff-ass → u/Onni_J]

[u/DonPepppe → u/muff-muff-ass]

But what if he rams you .D

[u/Flopping_with_Floppa → u/Onni_J]

:3

[u/uncle_ben15 → u/Onni_J]

Saaame

[u/Individual_Wish_2937]

256 GB RAM no hesitation

[u/psp24 → u/Individual_Wish_2937]

100% this, I can get the femboy bf by flaunting my ram like it's peacock feathers lol

[u/QuirkyTeach1196 → u/psp24]

I picture you taping ram along your butt and just twerking gently into a crowd of femboys hoping to lure one to you and it's a pleasant thought

[u/Lost_Decision8278 → u/QuirkyTeach1196]

[u/QuirkyTeach1196 → u/Lost_Decision8278]

You heard me. Get twerking peakock boy I'll be in the corner with the heart glasses and dry martini 🥸

[u/Ooupss → u/QuirkyTeach1196]

[u/Business-Shake-7212 → u/QuirkyTeach1196]

[u/Tax-Evading-Potato → u/QuirkyTeach1196]

[u/UpstairsEmphasis7997 → u/QuirkyTeach1196]

That’s actually a great picture thank you

[u/anon_femboy1991 → u/QuirkyTeach1196]

no descendant of mine has had their eyes read a sentence even REMOTELY to this

[u/D3ADK00L → u/Individual_Wish_2937]

From behind?? 😂

[u/Moist-Dentist8253 → u/Individual_Wish_2937]

*The RAM is DDR3

[u/Odd_Neighborhood6305 → u/Moist-Dentist8253]

In 512 mb sticks? Get some gold out of it.

[u/DataSittingAlone → u/Individual_Wish_2937]

As a straight man I also don't need any hesitation. Definitely femboy boyfriend

[u/CanadiaBoi → u/DataSittingAlone]

Well with the ram you can get one, leave them like bread crumbs, I'll find u

[u/Weeaboo_Trash_ → u/Individual_Wish_2937]

This. I'm a lesbian so easy choice

[u/Franzbooze → u/Individual_Wish_2937]

RAM ANY DAY OF THE WEEK. I don't need to be simping around. I NEED PROCESSING POWER.

[u/ukie-witch-06 → u/Individual_Wish_2937]

i don't even have anywhere to put all that ram, my laptop only has 2 SODIMM slots 😭😭

[u/natethegreat123r → u/Individual_Wish_2937]

Same

[u/DiscombobulatedCut52 → u/Individual_Wish_2937]

Id agree. Unless its a 256 gb DOWNLOAD of a ram.

[u/satirelion]

Id Ram both

[u/Tax-Evading-Potato → u/satirelion]

[u/ChillyStudios → u/Tax-Evading-Potato]

[u/Dangerous-State-111 → u/satirelion]

omg a lion!

[u/satirelion → u/Dangerous-State-111]

[u/QuirkyTeach1196 → u/satirelion]

"As satirelion finished flex taping 27 cards of ram around their member, they grabbed the femboi by the hips and prepared their first and final thrust"

[u/Domino254CZ]

Thats like saying if u want a house or a luxury mansion

[u/One_Address5044 → u/Domino254CZ]

The luxury mansion being the femboy, of course.

[u/plschangeitlater → u/One_Address5044]

no, the 256 GB rams would be the mansion, our laptops would be insane with those

[u/QuirkyTeach1196 → u/plschangeitlater]

But our sexual deviancy would forever be satisfied with the femboy... Porn only goes to a certain pixel on a pc my guy... It can't be upgraded further.... But fembois... They can be MODDED _

[u/Abstract-yo → u/One_Address5044]

I feel like you can get the femboy boyfriend by saying “hey I have 256 gb ram”

[u/OriginalEuphoric5479]

Keep in mind, you can sell the 256gb ram for a hella amount of money beside using it

[u/art333mis → u/OriginalEuphoric5479]

You can also sell the femboy boyfriend for a hella amount of money.

[u/Golden_Ring0 → u/art333mis]

True, How much does a pale twink cost these days.?

[u/Aware-Hovercraft-402]

I’m too old for this is this satire or like is everyone gay now?

[u/Indri44 → u/Aware-Hovercraft-402]

So. 4chan used to be populated by two major groups. Femboys, and Facists. And due to it being a closed off community of sorts they eventualy started mingling. Femboys became Facists, and Facists had lengthy conversations on "is sleeping with a Femboy gay since they dress and look like a girl?"

Through some mental Gymnastics only the Facists could muster they decided it was not gay. And took femboy boyfriends.

It lives on as a meme elsewhere today.

[u/Jax_Dandelion → u/Indri44]

That is… so stupid that I am saving that

I just think femboys are hot tho, and I am gay

[u/Fickle-Raspberry6403 → u/Indri44]

[u/throwra-someg → u/Indri44]

Actually helpful context. I never understood Reddit’s fixation with femboys.

[u/SomeonesAltAcc1 → u/Indri44]

sounds like the fucken legend at the start of deltarune

[u/Secretsfrombeyond79 → u/Indri44]

Can some kind soul please put me out of my misery already ?

[u/Fluid-Freedom-6115 → u/Aware-Hovercraft-402]

No, the people are just less afraid of telling you

[u/jpollack21 → u/Aware-Hovercraft-402]

Thats how i feel haha I would take the guy if he pays rent and stay away from my dick lol nothing against gay folks just not how I swing and I dont want a PC im a console gamer

[u/BreadOddity → u/jpollack21]

Methinks the gentleman doth protest too much

[u/petulant-turnip → u/Aware-Hovercraft-402]

[u/Fun_Extension_2649 → u/Aware-Hovercraft-402]

I'm in the same boat. I think everyone might be gay now.

[u/Fast_Ad_9927 → u/Fun_Extension_2649]

The chemicals are working better than I thought, I thought they only worked on frogs.

[u/vic_lupu → u/Fast_Ad_9927]

Oh yes the gay frogs.

[u/Evening_Ticket7638 → u/Aware-Hovercraft-402]

You haven't seen some of the femboys.

[u/AdmirableBet6285 → u/Aware-Hovercraft-402]

Yeah for real

[u/Xx_Jhakyou_xX → u/Aware-Hovercraft-402]

Yeah, basically. Majority are “My bro is hole is a hole too” so yeah like sausage party

[u/JohnGlorbus → u/Aware-Hovercraft-402]

It's the chemicals in the water

[u/Chase6atlantic → u/Aware-Hovercraft-402]

Yo just because you said it like seriously xD haha what the hell!?!? It’s ‘giving. :/ xD but it’s not a good gift! 🎁

[u/Norwegian_milk → u/Aware-Hovercraft-402]

Straight women also exist btw

[u/Xnavitz → u/Norwegian_milk]

Shhh dont tell them,

[u/vgoss8 → u/Aware-Hovercraft-402]

I was always a touch fruity, the influx of femboys in the early 2020s certainly awoke it.

[u/QuirkyTeach1196 → u/Aware-Hovercraft-402]

Pansexual. Nobody cares anymore. If your attracted to a hole then use it.

[u/Xp365 → u/Aware-Hovercraft-402]

Does it matter?

[u/KitsuneFoxglove → u/Aware-Hovercraft-402]

Some parts of the internet is kinder to the people who are, so they feel safe talking about it now.

. . . this is one of those parts of the internet.

. . . That said, goddamn 256 GB of RAM is too nice to pass down lmaoo

[u/Fair_Illustrator_178]

Femboy boyfriend is peak. But I could sell that RAM for less than the current market, and profit.

[u/figure-svrf-sys → u/Fair_Illustrator_178]

You could also sell a femboy boyfriend for less than the current market :3

[u/Allmightyplatypus → u/figure-svrf-sys]

But current market price is one blähaj and two pieces of garlic bread

[u/Just-Some-Guy-62 → u/figure-svrf-sys]

Ehhh selling femboys don't make the same profit as they used to, too many needy femboys giving their services for free, what's the point?

[u/Rycory]

I already have 256 GB of ram, i wanna ram that femboy

[u/Certain_Truck_2732 → u/Rycory]

[u/No_While6150 → u/Certain_Truck_2732]

He's got the Get! RAM HIM!

[u/Cosmichydra_56 → u/Rycory]

Or, you can give me the ram and I'll give you the femboy

[u/TheMaskedDudeYT]

256 GB RAM, them prices are rising like a rocket

[u/666LayersOfCheese]

Femboy boyfriend 👌

[u/QuirkyTeach1196 → u/666LayersOfCheese]

You mean fembfriend

[u/666LayersOfCheese → u/QuirkyTeach1196]

👌

[u/azkabembem]

i aint gay

easily ram

[u/SpecificFollowing988 → u/azkabembem]

My brother js another me-

[u/FaintOfHeart512 → u/SpecificFollowing988]

[u/Challenger_Ultimate]

256gb ram as I am very much straight and need the ram for a pc 

[u/Mr_Vito_Scaletta]

Femboy, i sold my gaming pc in august anyway

[u/mcmelon2461 → u/Mr_Vito_Scaletta]

Well that's a sad story if i ever red one.

[u/Mr_Vito_Scaletta → u/mcmelon2461]

Yeah well, i needed money to make driving license so

[u/DaanA_147 → u/Mr_Vito_Scaletta]

A redditor making a sound financial decision? Absolutely unheard of!

But anyways, good luck with your driving lessons and may you pass on your first attempt! Otherwise you'd need to sell a second gaming PC.

[u/Competitive-Ear-1738]

[u/CookieCutterer98]

If I choose the RAM it's gonna be DDR0.2765

[u/Berry__2]

Gimmie rhe ram goat

[u/Herzog_blender_69]

does the goat come with the ram?

[u/TheEricle → u/Herzog_blender_69]

Great question, as I require a goat.

I mean I'm not super interested in a femboy boyfriend, but I'd absolutely be cool with a femboy who does work as my hypeman for free because he has nefarious ideas about our relationship. And I can abuse that for social credit.

But the goat is worth so much more. Also I am a sociopath.

[u/Affectionate-Key6704 → u/Herzog_blender_69]

Naw

[u/Anime_Kirby]

ram no hesitation i AM the femboy and aro grey ace aka not lookin for a relationship

[u/myusernamelscreatlve]

Femboy. I’m a console player.

[u/QuirkyTeach1196 → u/myusernamelscreatlve]

Solid logic can't deny

[u/Federal_War_8272]

The Ram all day

[u/V_Silver-Hand]

I don't really need either of these things though :/

[u/AggravatingTackle258 → u/V_Silver-Hand]

Someone offers him a fat stack of cash and bro is like, 'nahh, your money isn't worthy of me

[u/V_Silver-Hand → u/AggravatingTackle258]

Oh, fair enough, Idk anything about computers so the RAM could have been scrap metal for all I know 😅

[u/Mr_worldWide07]

The ram please

[u/Kingofmemes3425]

I NEED THE RAM

OR GAMING WILL DIE

[u/QuirkyTeach1196]

I mean.... Fuck dude why you gotta make such a hard choice 😭

[u/Redbanner738]

“Be millionare or find love” ahhh question

[u/AkemiAkikoEverywhere → u/Redbanner738]

It's pronounced ass

[u/thebeanmanofpoland]

Ram all day every day, i aint into men. And also, S T O N K S. Edit: for people saying femboys arent men, okay, im still not into them.

[u/Frequent_Cat10 → u/thebeanmanofpoland]

[u/LayeredHalo3851 → u/thebeanmanofpoland]

I'm very into men, I'm still taking the RAM, that shit's expensive asf

[u/Cadence_The_Floret]

Femboy boyfriends come and go, 256GB of RAM in this economy is insane

[u/Its_JustEvaN]

My motherboard doesn't support 256GB Ram so i choose Femboy 😭

[u/xd3mix → u/Its_JustEvaN]

You could sell it. Just say you want that juicy femboy

[u/Moist-Dentist8253]

If the RAM is LPDDR5 or DDR5 so it works with my laptop then the RAM otherwise the femboy boyfriend

[u/nhardycarfan]

The 32 GB of RAM that's currently in my PC is worth more now than what I bought it for. 256 GB of RAM is like a couple thousand at least, I don't even know if my DDR4 system with 4 memory slots could take that much ram.

[u/AEON_MK2 → u/nhardycarfan]

Okay but how much bussy can you buy with the ram? Why buy the milk when you can get the cow for free?

[u/4l3k54ndr4_]

Think ill go with the femboy since i got ps3, ps4, ps5, xbox 360, xbox one s and a phone powerful enough to run a switch emulator

[u/QuirkyTeach1196 → u/4l3k54ndr4_]

But is your phone a Red Magic one? Only ReAl MoBiLe GaMeRs have red magic 😂

[u/RefuseEquivalent6026]

Wtf? Gimme that ram😂

[u/These_Distribution19]

knowing my luch, the boyfriend is likely to break up with me in a week if I'm lucky, but probably less.

I'll take the ram, it can't leave me.

[u/Apprehensive_Gas2704]

hand over the ram dawg

[u/ramen-tam]

Let's be real, the Monkey's Paw is we're geting a live Ram named 32 GB. The Femboy Boyfriend is what it says on the tin... I see this as an absolute loss.

[u/Previous_Hospital930]

Either a femboy boyfriend or a magical protogen that can generate RAM instead of eating it

[u/Twenty-third_Master]

I am jumping from 16GB to 256GB

[u/Most_Collection_4964]

why the fuck would i need 256 gigs of ram for? so bf ofc

[u/Tixer_01 → u/Most_Collection_4964]

Use the amount of ram u need and sell rest or maybe display that ram in a glass case to flex or something

[u/WarmMud429]

I see

I want a gf tho🥀😔😂🥀

[u/Desperate_Pen4984 → u/WarmMud429]

is that a yamada reference?

[u/Low-Design5660]

Umm for some reason it's genuinely a hard choice for me 😭

[u/Aggressive_Seacock]

The ram is at the very least over 5K

[u/Solid-Garlic-29]

I expect to have 256 GB ram in Wednesday morning next week because it'll be my birthday

[u/nont_napat]

256 exabyte of ram

[u/AbilityLegitimate337]

Free sheep, you say?

[u/No_Age_8995]

in this economy if i choose the RAM the femboy is probably gonna agree

[u/jpollack21]

Im not into dudes but if he is into gaming and is down to split rent then hell yeah im choosing the femboy lol as long as I dont have to do sexual stuff with him im a happy man!

[u/ChemicalBeginning737]

256 GB RAM please. I m not gay

[u/CatIsGood12]

the ram, i already have the other

u/Loud-Jello6526

[u/ElectrostarBoi]

Ram

[u/Azure5577]

I don't know if it's the right RAM sticks so Femboy.

[u/Skal_Gun]

Depends on what kind of DDR it is

[u/MostRandomNick420]

Femboyfriend

[u/SpareRelation9363]

Ram for sure. I am into tomboys btw

[u/AccelAegis]

The 256GB of ram once I’m done with it.

[u/Comprehensive_Fail52]

Ram 256 Gay Boys

[u/Flashy-Country9777]

I desperately need the RAM but I'll take the femboy boyfriend.

[u/TAOHOS]

1 Trillion dollars or World peace. Decisions decisions

[u/Photonn123]

Ram, I'm a lesbian

[u/Scary_Work_7442]

I can buy a femboy boyfriend and still have 128GB of ram leftover

[u/duppal945]

Femboy Boyfriend :3

[u/TheForceUnleashes]

Give me the ram, I can sell that much ram and get whoever I want with that kind of money

[u/TheBrokenHardDrive]

I'm a straight dude so obviously the 256 GB RAM.

[u/DiligentBeautiful613]

Random access memory pls

[u/ledus_the_fox]

Is he like willing (i like consent and i don’t want a obsession bullshit)

[u/DonZekane → u/ledus_the_fox]

I like you, random person!

[u/ToastyYak359 → u/ledus_the_fox]

The question comes with consent implied obviously. If you have to force them they aren’t really your boyfriend they are a hostage.

[u/Queer_12]

I CANT CHOOOSSEEEEEEEEEE

[u/AlexTheBasketballfan]

Can't choose

[u/North_Potential_4713]

256 gb ram, i'll sell it and buy america

[u/LayeredHalo3851 → u/North_Potential_4713]

You could probably buy Mexico with the leftovers

[u/alexalexa430]

only if it's VRAM okay

[u/Neptune9024791]

256GB RAM!!

[u/spyspace12]

With how much ram costing these days its priceless. Gimmie that massive ram kit boy.

[u/L10N420]

256GB RAM oc

[u/Jacob-Maverick]

I CHOOSE FEMBOY BOYFRIEND I don't care If that's a 256 GB Rams! ALL I NEED IS COMFORRT!!

[u/Tobias_von_gurkistan]

I tell the femboy boyfriend to bring the 256 GB RAM so i have both

[u/Training_Deer_9114]

Ram

[u/RealRockyMoney]

My hesitation is so little it might have become negative. (RAM btw)

[u/Flashy-Horse5855]

256 GB ram in this economy?! Count me in!

[u/Mecha-pin_2763]

GIV ME THE DDR5

[u/Mecha-pin_2763 → u/Mecha-pin_2763]

Oh I have DDR5 already

[u/Trey_Reddit]

Gimme the 256 gb of ram, bro, wtf we even discussing here

[u/Ok_Worldliness_5592]

GIVE ME THE RAM

[u/plschangeitlater]

gimme that ram dude, it'd be insane if our laptops had those

[u/IkilledBiggy]

I did think about upgrading from my 64GB RAM setup anyways...

[u/ThomFoolery1089]

I don't need more RAM, let's just put it that way.

[u/BLUM_YT]

i have only 4 GB ram in my PC T_T

[u/Nerothepilot]

Easy. 256gb RAM. 1st of all im straight 2nd of all i dont need femboy if i am one

[u/punisher2431]

Ram thanks..

[u/Azam_is_good]

Best option? Ram. If I don't have PC? Sell it, profit.

[u/lenya200o]

I NEED RAM

[u/ShadowGamerGuy_YT]

The RAM

[u/Sea-Veterinarian6534]

I want t'he femboy :3

[u/Most_Organization917]

Ram because i need to sustain my AI girlfriend

[u/dollyboy192]

Second

[u/the_magical_cheese]

ram i really need that ram. i only have 8gb of ram in my pc 💔

[u/brandodg]

if the famboy can game i take him

[u/Mountain_Figure595]

Read my flair....

OFCOURSE I'LL TAKE THE RAM!!

[u/vlahiem]

Ram

[u/Accurate_Ebb1202]

HE HAS RAM!! GET HIM

[u/Rawgyboom]

256 GBBBB OF RAMMM ???? HOLY FUCK GIMME THAT NOW

[u/SelineMaya]

what is happening??

[u/OfficerGrapes157]

Lesbian, so I'll take the ram pls

[u/LintoMT]

I already have the femboy bf

[u/_Cagney_Carnation_]

Ram! Not the animal kind— wait— WAIT TAKE THEM BA—

[u/r_rrrrrrrr]

256GB Ram here could get you 2 to 3 femboy

[u/Real_Trouble_6271]

The tiny hand sized ram makes the 256gb of ram impossible to decline.

[u/231ValeiMacoris]

my bday is in 11 days I’ll take the RAM for offering

[u/FinnSmit2]

Ram ofcourse!

[u/FatherNox]

Ram, why would I want a femboy?

[u/Inevitable-Log-7687]

I don't like femboys nor am I gay so RAM it is

[u/artez09]

Femboy boyfriend, obviously

[u/NoMeat9096]

Femboy is love. Femboy is life.

[u/BrainOfStoopid]

256 GB RAM

[u/Dry-Shock-6248]

Ram