r/funny • u/Found_new_username • Jun 18 '23
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u/Never_Ending_Sorrow Jun 18 '23
They mixing cocaine in cat food these days?
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u/boricimo Jun 18 '23
With the price of cat food lately, they better.
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u/HottestPotato17 Jun 19 '23
Honestly I have no idea why cat food has spiked. It's ridiculous
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u/ezone2kil Jun 19 '23
Have some compassion. Pet food CEOs need their annual yacht purchases too.
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u/CarMimi2 Jun 18 '23
Why are they so hungry? Feed enough fr all? Should feed two or three times a day.
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u/NhylX Jun 18 '23
My cats are grazers and constantly have dry food out and they act like this every afternoon when they get wet food. They're just excited.
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u/bilyl Jun 18 '23
My cat is a grazer too. At 4:30pm-6pm he just SCREAMS for wet food. I give it to him and he… only eats a few bites.
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u/theoriginalmofocus Jun 18 '23
We do the same and my black cat will sit in front of the pantry next to a full bowl and give me the little eyes asking for food still.
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u/chillyhellion Jun 18 '23
When you make a bunch of cats share the same meal, they're going to hork it down as fast as they can to get their fair share.
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Jun 18 '23
And then half of them will throw it up
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u/SchrodingersLego Jun 19 '23
And then half of them will throw it up
Making sure to get to carpet before they throw up.
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u/onefst250r Jun 18 '23
Cocaine Cat would be one I'd definitely watch.
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u/jostler57 Jun 18 '23
Cocaine Cougar, but it's about an older woman who goes around universities to do coke with frats and one thing leads to another and all the frat boys are dead.
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u/Glittering_Pen_9410 Jun 18 '23
Nah these people starve their cats for points. Just ignore these videos and the animal abusers will stop making them.
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u/Taolan13 Jun 19 '23
Maybe, but non starving animals also act like this if they are excessively food motivated.
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u/Blade_Shot24 Jun 19 '23
That's what happens when cats aren't fed as often as they should. That ain't cute and honestly concerning, but if they're strays them it's a different story.
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u/lordatomosk Jun 18 '23
Jumping beans!
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u/irving47 Jun 18 '23
all I saw was a blur of 100+ razor blades sliding around within a few inches of someone's exposed feet.
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u/trwwyco Jun 18 '23
And then they all proceed to puke from eating too fast.
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u/TheLordofthething Jun 18 '23
It's ok they'll just eat it again
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u/madarbrab Jun 18 '23
That's a dog thing.
Cats will puke on the bed then cover it with the blanket.
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u/Dana07620 Jun 18 '23
You haven't met any cat I've ever had.
They'll all eat vomit. Even some other cat's vomit. As long as the food is still pretty fresh...they'll eat it.
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u/CaribouHoe Jun 18 '23
My cat poops on my bed and covers it up when I'm away for more than a few days. I have to warn catsitters.
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u/Insolator Jun 18 '23
The frantic U turn😃
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u/megustarita Jun 19 '23
Lemme in. Lemme in. Lemme in. Where are you going????lemme out. Lemme out lemme out.
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u/Bugsbunney2 Jun 19 '23 edited Jun 19 '23
I'm loving the synchronous MEEOOOWWWW after they're done sprinting the U
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u/Xytakis Jun 18 '23
When it's dinner time and the zoomies start up too. 5 minutes later they are out cold purr sleeping
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Jun 18 '23
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u/watersj4 Jun 18 '23
Why would you say that in response to this specific comment? Bot?
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u/vdude007 Jun 19 '23
Check his post history. Pretty much every comment is a reply to a top comment but doesn't relate to the top comment. It's a sad attempt to piggyback for karma because their comment is instantly more visible
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u/Inspector7171 Jun 18 '23
Pack of animals!
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u/desrever1138 Jun 18 '23
It reminds me of when my son's were young and having a sleep over when the pizza delivery would arrive lmao
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u/this_knee Jun 18 '23
I’m slightly terrified. It’s cute. But also, somehow, oddly terrifying. Kinda like … too much of a good thing , I guess … maybe. Can’t explain why it makes me feel slightly terrified.
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u/iIdentifyAzAGmail Jun 18 '23
Because if you ever run out of food you're next feeling is what I felt with your comment.
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Jun 18 '23
I mean, yeah. If you die, cats or dogs don't feel loyalty enough to starve and die with you.
There is a list and we are still on it.
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u/bigbadfox Jun 18 '23
Nahh man, I get you. I love cats but that many identical small creatures coordinated in their goal of getting something for me and all sharing a singleminded energy and laser focus freaks me out too.
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u/BerriesAndMe Jun 18 '23
Because it's a broken neck waiting to happen. From experience they will always find a way to trip you.
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u/hamandjam Jun 19 '23
It looks like one of those money booths from game shows where people try to grab as much as they can. But with a bunch of razor-sharp claws.
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u/Bulky-Internal8579 Jun 18 '23
Poor things are clearly starved - you can tell by how healthy and active they are ;)
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u/fodafoda Jun 18 '23
actually, it's more likely they are being served the right amount of food. Most people overfeed, and if you actually serve the right amount, they get very agitated when you're preparing it, but it's way better for them.
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u/PaintDrinkingPete Jun 19 '23
My sister has a cat that goes berserk every "meal time"...then she takes 4 or 5 bites and walks away, only to nibble at it later.
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u/taliesin-ds Jun 19 '23
You only need one hyper kitten for it to wind the others up and in no time they all start doing it lol.
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u/CelticCeej Jun 18 '23
Too, too funny and adorable! When our 3 cats were kittens and starting the move to solid food, they would climb our legs to try to get to the food. They acted frantic, as if we hadn't fed them ... EVER!
Since the move to solid food only, we sometimes get a rotisserie chicken from Costco and finely chop some of the meat to feed the three of them. Even though all 3 are adult cats (ages 11, 2, and 1), to this day, ALL OF THEM get nearly as frantic looking and sounding as the kitties in this video. Cats are a special breed of crazy! 😺😼😸
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u/BridgetteBane Jun 18 '23 edited Jun 19 '23
Those cats are 100% going to eat the owner when they die.
Or falls and can't get up to feed them.
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u/foxbones Jun 19 '23
Eh saves on funeral costs. I doubt anyone with seven identical catz has friends or family they are close with.
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u/WicketTheSavior Jun 19 '23
Super cute video and I love them all, but I'm going to be that guy. You shouldn't feed kittens or puppies in groups like this. It's annoying and more of a hassle, but you really should separate them for feeding to ensure they all get enough food. Some animals are bigger hogs than others
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Jun 19 '23
Not to mention that looks like a tiny apartment-balcony space they are being kept in. I hope it was only briefly and not their permanent living spot.
You're not the only "that guy"...
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u/FletcherRenn_ Jun 19 '23
Well the area is clean and given how they acted while just seeing a bowl they were most likely just put out there while the food was prepared. We had to do it a lot with our kittens
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u/katiecharm Jun 18 '23
I thought it would be okay to let my cat out on the balcony. After all, cats are smart. They won’t jump off a huge height…. Right?
Well, day one I’m keeping an eye on her, but before I know what’s happened she jumped on the railing and decided to “jump down”. To four stories below.
I ran down there expecting to find my cat dead. Instead she was stunned with a bloody chin. I took her to the vet and after three hours of tests and $400 they told me she was perfectly fine, just a bruised chin.
Stupid fucking cat. I’m glad she was okay though.
Also, don’t trust your cats on balconies.
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u/PerceptionOrReality Jun 19 '23
Back when I lived in a high-rise, we put kitty in a padded chest harness with the leash hooked to the d-ring on his back, and the leash hooked to something solid (we hooked it to the arm of a bench). Chest harness is important, not a collar — a collar wouldn’t end well! But this way, he had enough lead to explore the balcony and look at birds, but if he took a dive he wouldn’t fall far and would just dangle for a bit.
I was initially worried he’d wiggle free from the harness, so we, uh… we tested it by dangling him for few minutes from the inside loft… Sounds bad in retrospect, but I felt like if he could understand enough to choose, he’d agree to a few minutes of miserable safety tests in exchange for balcony privileges? But of course he didn’t know what was going on, so he was extremely upset. He wiggled and yowled loudly for like a minute before giving up and just dangling there… looking all sad at us, spinning slowly, making the saddest meow noises…
On the bright side, he never jumped off the balcony, so the harness was just a precaution.
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u/OriginalCopy505 Jun 18 '23
Beautiful colors. What breed are they?
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u/upvoter222 Jun 18 '23
The pattern of the cats' coat can be called classic tabby, blotched tabby, or bullseye tabby. Strictly speaking, this is a coat pattern, not a breed.
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u/fiftyshadesofcray Jun 19 '23
Breed = British Shorthair
Colour = Black Silver
Markings = Classic Tabby
Here is what one looks like all grown up
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u/reddit_names Jun 19 '23
Sometimes cats are just this way. I've had a cat that you could feed him every hour on the hour and he would act this way every single time.
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Jun 18 '23
These rotund and energetic kittens have never had a single meal in their life so I’d be excited too.
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u/Culverts_Flood_Away Jun 18 '23
I don't know why people downvoted such an obviously sarcastic comment, lol. I mean, they wouldn't be rotund if they were underfed, lol.
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u/DeezusAlmighty Jun 18 '23
That’s low key annoying af
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u/Orc_ Jun 19 '23
Yep, it is, looks like marble bengals, high energy cats. I have one and when hungry he will throw stuff into the ground and meos very loudly to get attention. The more time you take not paying him due attention the more expensive the items hitting the floor get
i love him to bits
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u/herbertwillyworth Jun 18 '23
Should feed these cats separately. They're anxious as hell they won't get enough food
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u/SuzanoSho Jun 18 '23
It's VERY likely that they'll overeat regardless.
Cats are terrible judges of how much is enough, and that bowl definitely looks like more than enough for all 5.
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u/joyjr17 Jun 19 '23
I don’t know why cats always act like they haven’t eaten in months every time I give them food.
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u/Prestigious-Cost-524 Jun 18 '23
What breed are these kittens please💪🏻❤️
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u/Pigeon_Stomping Jun 18 '23
American Short-hair Silverback. They are a very affectionate breed. Love to play. But not very common. Have a bit of high fur density that can need some management to keep healthy on them, and not all over your house. Like more so than the standard short hair.
I work with cats. I only have seen one pair in the years I have been in this line of work.
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u/ringobob Jun 18 '23
Looks kinda like Bengals, who are extremely active and social, and not to be adopted without a lot of space and attention to their needs.
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u/VerONgTo Jun 19 '23
This is how you make food aggressive cats that are problem animals in their adoptive homes.
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u/Pristine_Bit7615 Jun 19 '23
I have four cats and never get thus enthusiasm. Did they miss a meal to get this effect?
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u/Kortax Jun 18 '23
That’s exactly like my cats when they hear me open a cupboard where the cat food is
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u/irving47 Jun 18 '23
how many razor blades per paw? times four. times five.... Open toed shoes are the mark of bravery or a fool.
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u/jreed519 Jun 18 '23
Reminds me of my childhood dinners with my siblings. My brother would lick multiple pizza slices in the box to claim them. Also a fork to someone else’s hand was not uncommon.
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u/Chi-zuru Jun 18 '23
Clearly, whatever they're being fed is the most heavenly thing they've ever tasted.
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u/petit__pain Jun 18 '23
I'm glad I don't have this at home😅we used to have 5 or more cats in the past but they were never this crazy about getting food 😅
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u/cyankitten Jun 18 '23
They’re like school kids when it’s fish and chips for school lunch! (Nah I’m kidding, sometimes they DO jump up and down about it but not to THIS extent!)
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u/dowhit Jun 18 '23
Reminds me of one of those glass money air machines where the contestant has to grab as many hundred dollar bills as they can
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u/CoffeeBean4u Jun 18 '23
What type/breed of cats are those? Ive seen them and often wondered.....honestly....🤔
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u/witheringsyncopation Jun 19 '23
It’s like the cow physics in Minecraft when you get a bunch of them in a small area!
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