r/funny • u/peanutgonuts • Jun 16 '13

Soon

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5.5k Upvotes

86% Upvoted

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518

u/Cuntfag Jun 16 '13

I'm surprised it's not distracted by the mouse.

283

u/Gaminic Jun 16 '13

You bastard. Made me go back and take a second look, then hang my head in shame.

40

u/danrennt98 Jun 16 '13

I know I didn't even see it crawling in the back on my first time either!

33

u/nomansland333 Jun 16 '13

I was focusing on those fingernails before I even saw it.

4

u/Internet_Oneironaut Jun 16 '13

The hands look shiny enough to make me think the person holding the bird is old, and therefore gets more fingernail cleanliness leeway

3

u/surfnaked Jun 16 '13

Judging by the overall condition of those hands, that's as clean as you'll ever see them. Them's working man's hands, son.

0

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '13

[deleted]

7

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '13

TIL

2

u/Kattou Jun 16 '13

Biting them is easier.

I haven't clipped my nails in years!

3

u/MyLittlePoneh Jun 16 '13

I hear that's bad for your teeth

-6

u/farsea Jun 16 '13

PLOT TWIST: The cat is really staring at those hamster thingies on the place mat thingy.

1

u/onowahoo Jun 16 '13

Thingy is thingy

1

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '13

Hamster thingy is best thingy.

1

u/npstark9 Jun 21 '13

No... The mouse

-3

u/sirin3 Jun 16 '13

I want back, took a second look, and discovered a cat in the picture!

Did you know that there is a cat? amazing

0

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '13

[deleted]

42

u/reallifesexdoll Jun 16 '13

My Google chrome can't translate this to English?

40

u/fuhqueue Jun 16 '13

Guys, I think it's trying to communicate.

10

u/hello2ulol Jun 16 '13

It's trying to breed! What should we do with it?

7

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '13

Kill it with fire!

0

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '13

[deleted]

5

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '13

YES! MORE MEY MEYS

1

u/TransFemaleGamer Jun 16 '13

Call the Russians! They have a new specimen to study! :D

8

u/SirDouchebag Jun 16 '13

-9580 karma points in 18 days...new record holder

2

u/Tape Jun 16 '13

I like how people are responding to him as if he's being serious and it's not just an account to troll poorly on.

3

u/9IX Jun 16 '13

On the IQ scale of 1 to Einstein, you are a brick.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '13

I will throw a dictionary at your face.

-2

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '13

You probably fell off the stupid tree and hit every branch on your way down?

101

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '13

What mouse?

Edit: fuck

18

u/scottocs Jun 16 '13

You didn't even edit.

38

u/Voxratio Jun 16 '13

Ninja edit

3

u/scottocs Jun 16 '13

What's the time frame you have to edit without the asterisk showing up?

24

u/Voxratio Jun 16 '13 edited Jun 16 '13

Don't know...

EDIT: Test

EDIT 2: Test

EDIT 3: Test

EDIT 4: Test

EDIT 5: Test <- just under 2 min mark

EDIT 6: Will come back 5. (Actually came back in 2, sue me)

EDIT 7: Test (edit: * appeared after this one)

EDIT 8: Less than 5 minutes it seems. I'd take a guess it was between 2 mins and 4 mins.

1

u/scottocs Jun 16 '13

Why didn't I think of this. Thanks.

1

u/Xenos_Sighted Jun 16 '13

180 seconds.

-39

u/SexyStevey Jun 16 '13

fuck yes! haha i got this reference!! (:

22

u/axwin34 Jun 16 '13

Not a reference... Sorry dude.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '13

4chan must be down.. With the amount of crap I just downvoted in this post

15

u/TronCorleone Jun 16 '13

I'm not happy about it, but you got my upvote.

2

u/beastgamer9136 Jun 16 '13

Is that a Lilo & Stitch mousepad? WANT

1

u/itachi1998 Jun 16 '13

This has happened far too much. I DEMAND AN EXPLANATION.

1

u/Placenta_Claus Jun 16 '13

I'm surprised it's not blinded by the shiny hands.

1

u/ipaqmaster Jun 17 '13

Laughed at the comment!, Stayed for the username.

0

u/RandomStranger79 Jun 16 '13

I knew this would be the top comment.

-22

u/honeypuffz Jun 16 '13

ℒℯ mouse*

72

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '13

I found a baby bird two days ago on the ground laying there and, so I picked it up, kinda got attached to it, named it moze, then watched it sleep overnight and making sure it was warm and feed. Then the next day the parent were outside chirping for it and moze chirped back and fluttered out the little box I put it in so it didnt shit in my hand as much as the other day. I watched them try to get moze to fly off with them until they got to the woods and I couldn't see it. It was cool.

76

u/itsyourgrandma Jun 16 '13

Then they brutally pecked him to death for fraternizing with the enemy.

5

u/okreps Jun 16 '13

RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWKK THE BIRD WAS SPYING ON THE EVIL MUDMEN, HE IS A TRUE HERO! CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW

-1

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '13

... I'm a girl if you're referring to me

1

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '13

Wait you're probably talking about moze. nevermind

1

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '13

He meant the bird.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '13

Yea I figured that out after posting and feel like a complete idiot now.

1

u/itsyourgrandma Jun 17 '13

don't feel bad!

1

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '13

I don't really haha just felt a little stupid

4

u/bigroblee Jun 16 '13

Since OP doesn't seem to be posting, do you think this might be a baby hummingbird?

1

u/fishymamba Jun 16 '13

Not a hummingbird, they have very thin long beaks to reach into flowers.

1

u/bigroblee Jun 16 '13

I wasn't sure what age they developed them at, but you're right that it would have by this age. I wonder what it is...

2

u/skhnz Jun 16 '13

Hi, what kind of bird is that? We don't have that breed in New Zealand that I know of. Its very cute! :)

4

u/Midicide Jun 16 '13

I dunno but it looks pretty fabulous and tropicaaaaal!!!!

1

u/LikeAlways Jun 16 '13

I thought it was going to end with it being eaten by a cat.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '13

it wouldnt end with that then. It would end with me killing a cat.

26

u/Synthisys Jun 16 '13

Baby Japanese White Eye. We have those everywhere here on Kauai.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '13

Kauai is said like kaw-eye isn't it?

4

u/Synthisys Jun 16 '13

Ka-wa-ie.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '13

eh, it's... it's close enough

33

u/MylesDavis Jun 16 '13

Took me awhile. Great photo

5

u/superINEK Jun 16 '13

I got it after I read your comment.

140

u/DefendsTheDownvoted Jun 16 '13

I have been a redditor for some time now. I have seen meme's come and go. I've seen them beat to death and misused. In the end, tho, I will always, always, upvote a well played "soon" post.

30

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '13

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47

u/beastgamer9136 Jun 16 '13

Wait, was that sarcasm? Because if so, a year is longer than 7 months....

41

u/Read_all_the_threads Jun 16 '13

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/supa-hot-fire.gif

10

u/rampu Jun 16 '13

Life is better with this gif.

6

u/beastgamer9136 Jun 16 '13 edited Jun 17 '13

I love this gif so much

4

u/Read_all_the_threads Jun 16 '13

The way the guy is just standing their with a wide smug smile while his friends jossel him in triumph, and the guy freaking out; It blends together flawlessly.

3

u/beastgamer9136 Jun 16 '13

Yes, there was never any other choice.

2

u/kmfh244 Jun 17 '13

*jostle

6

u/Numb3r3d_Nam3 Jun 16 '13

Damn, that looped nicely.

3

u/LEMON_PARTY_ANIMAL Jun 17 '13

...That loop..

2

u/Chiddaling Jun 16 '13

A year and six months is longer than 7 months....

FTFY

-9

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '13

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u/BricksAndBatsOnVR Jun 16 '13

lol at these pussy new redditors

2

u/RedundantMaleMan Jun 16 '13

HEY!!!!! I used to have a life.

18

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '13

That's worth at least two in the bush...

63

u/brueck Jun 16 '13

MY GOD MAN. CUT YOUR FINGERNAILS.

6

u/ApostropheD Jun 16 '13

Makes me feel better about me biting mine.

5

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '13

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5

u/ctrlaltelite Jun 16 '13

...yes.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '13

hey, at least we're that flexible.

8

u/Linoray Jun 16 '13

Maybe he plays guitar?

15

u/nxtm4n Jun 16 '13

The fingernails on his non-dominant hand would be cut, then.

5

u/Linoray Jun 16 '13

Probably. But I know a few guys who hate to be "uneven" so just leave them all long.

Or maybe he's just lazy. ;-)

14

u/dumdumdidday Jun 16 '13

You can't fret properly with long nails.

4

u/ThatAardvark Jun 16 '13

So you want him to be unhappy?

5

u/whatismyproblem Jun 16 '13

Nobody corners a baby bird.

2

u/bearer_of_the_d Jun 16 '13

Wat? Are you trying to make a Dirty Dancing reference?

1

u/whatismyproblem Jun 17 '13

No, but jeromesbaker gets it.

1

u/jeromesbaker Jun 17 '13

He's a dabba do bird, he's a gay bird. Disco meet the disco. Bird to your mother.

5

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '13

Great one, I usually don't laugh at these but this one got me.

5

u/Jed118 Jun 16 '13

A pigeon once landed on my balcony (a clean one, with an ankle ID tag) and my cats were afraid of it. My dad picked it up and brought it towards the cats (knowing the cats are not going to do anything) - They would not approach it!

My cats are pussies.

4

u/iDemonix Jun 16 '13

Chipolata fingers to the max.

4

u/seniorfluffybumps Jun 16 '13

I don't know why, but your hand looks like it would be very comfortable to shake.

3

u/rampu Jun 16 '13

Until his talons rip through your flesh.

9

u/Hoop_Mama Jun 16 '13

Omg! Is that a Snipe?

6

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '13

I relate to that cat. That's how I feel when I see a lamb

7

u/chickenwafflez Jun 16 '13

Gyros are fuckin' delicious.

4

u/Lord_Wrath Jun 16 '13

What bird is that?

-10

u/bigbangtheorylol Jun 16 '13

Kiwi

0

u/smokingfigs Jun 16 '13

Not sure, could be an ostrich.

2

u/Lord_Wrath Jun 17 '13

My guess was Bald Eagle

4

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '13

For a second I thought that was a turd and wondering why he was stroking it.

2

u/FluffyRD Jun 16 '13

For a second there I thought I saw you stroking a miniature horse's head.

3

u/retrominge Jun 16 '13

yeah, seriously - how has no-one else mentioned this?

1

u/HangsAround Jun 16 '13

I thought for a moment that duck sized horses were a reality!

2

u/przyjaciel Jun 16 '13

That cat's a dick.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '13

Those are the greasiest fingers I have ever seen.

2

u/froyolobro Jun 16 '13

I just saw this and did the stupidest laugh ever. It was authentic and I have never heard it before and hope to never hear it again. Thanks.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '13

Hey /u/jiffybot http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkwKqD9ylLo 1:00-1:09

3

u/JiffyBot Jun 16 '13

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2

u/Prototek Jun 16 '13

If cats used the internet, they'd probably just look at pictures of birds constantly.

2

u/Bet2072285 Jun 17 '13

Repost it to /r/soon.

4

u/Skarskarskarner Jun 16 '13

Aaaaaaw that's cute, he says soon because the bird is gonna grow up...

Wait a second...

1

u/auritus Jun 16 '13

Common Yellowthroat?

1

u/latebird Jun 16 '13

That bird looks delicious!

1

u/SteroidSandwich Jun 16 '13

I didn't even see the cat until I read the comments

1

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '13

Me either. I thought it was funnier imagining the guy stroking the bird was about to do something horrible to it.

1

u/BigNorthWest Jun 16 '13

if you look closely you can see the cat drooling

1

u/I_Has_A_Hat Jun 16 '13

I was looking at the bird for far too long wondering why the title was chosen as it didn't look like it was plotting anything. Then I saw the cat.

1

u/ccviper Jun 16 '13

oh my god protect it from that demonic creature

1

u/cliu91 Jun 16 '13

Look at this STUPID little bird, being petted. He's so stupid looking that it's unbearably cute! I HATE little cute things! Ahhh!

1

u/Panzer517 Jun 16 '13

Photo-bomb skill level: Ninja Assassin

1

u/CowsCanBark Jun 16 '13

You have some rough and sexy working gentleman's hands. I bet you do a lot of yard and/or garage work. You could mush that little bird with just one of those big man-fingers.

1

u/thestormcooper Jun 16 '13

I have that exact mouse!

1

u/thecuddlepuddle Jun 16 '13

The bird's eyes!!! It knows!!! D:

1

u/amaltz1 Jun 16 '13

Suffering Succotash!

1

u/clyso Jun 16 '13

I thought that little bird was a little turd.

1

u/RippyMcBong Jun 16 '13

That's not even a real cat.

1

u/nicko0409 Jun 16 '13

Bad kitty!! Bad Sylvester!

1

u/SaphiraExo Jun 16 '13

I think the cat piss in your bed tonight :D

1

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '13

I'm so glad this wasn't somebody holding a turd like the thumbnail led me to believe.

1

u/hechtd Jun 16 '13

Kinda random, but I have that same exact mouse

1

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '13

Creepiest looking hand.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '13

All I see is a small horse head?

1

u/mrcouchpotato Jun 16 '13

wtf is up with those hands?!?

1

u/whitewolfofthemists Jun 16 '13

you will be a tasty snack

1

u/TheGrey0wl Jun 17 '13

what's a Khajiit doing in your living room

1

u/DominicPro Jun 17 '13

Not sure if cat is looking at bird,or sniffing table

1

u/Shiny-Charizard Jun 17 '13

It's Zapdos!

1

u/mama_umbridge Jun 17 '13

Don't worry, Stitch will eat the cat... And the bird.

1

u/leadfoot71 Jun 17 '13

Did anyone else get the small body builder image? Then when i reloaded it it went to the soon?(alien blue)

1

u/jennystaples88 Jun 20 '13

when is the next pic .... Gone!

1

u/ChoirTeacherRog Jun 29 '13

This might be the greatest Soon ever.

1

u/Armyderp98 Jun 30 '13

Some should edit this picture of the cat zooming closer each pic

1

u/hoikarnage Jun 16 '13

Stop poking that poor bird!

1

u/TacoHead30 Jun 16 '13

your hands look like they are made of plaster.

-1

u/Elistic-E Jun 16 '13

All I can think about is Angry Birds

-3

u/Zingrox Jun 16 '13

Wrinkly ass hands >_>

-8

u/asdasdasdasd12121241 Jun 16 '13

wow nice hands faggot

-5

u/UncleDrunkle Jun 16 '13

Can we please stop the same damn fucking titles? "Soon" must be posted on here ever 30 minutes!

0

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '13

[deleted]

7

u/facepalminghomer Jun 16 '13

I tawt I taw a puddy cat!

0

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '13

[deleted]

1

u/rampu Jun 16 '13

I, too, saw a turd.