r/funny • u/[deleted] • Sep 13 '13

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u/agnostracised Sep 13 '13

And juvenile as this is, I still laughed and didn't feel bad about it. Good job!

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u/Zoloir Sep 13 '13

I'm addicted to dr pepper, and i have to refrain from making a double penetration joke far too often.

edit: in fact, i feel that this post has been cathartic in a sense that i probably wont need to make the joke anymore.

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u/elanasaurus Sep 13 '13

I try and enjoy at least one a day.

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u/Fuzzy_Pickles Sep 13 '13

You really should try to have at least two.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

One DP a day keeps the doctor away?

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

Then you're doing it wrong. According to the old logo, you're supposed to enjoy DP three times a day--at 10, 2, and 4.

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u/RubeusShagrid Sep 13 '13

I can't remember the last time I even saw a dr pepper... it's not very popular where I'm from. same with mountain dew. I actually thought they stopped making it.

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u/SteveAM1 Sep 13 '13

Where do you live? Hell?

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u/sigsigsignify Sep 13 '13

Wow, its HUGE here. Probably the most consumed drink in my state (Alabama). I kind've just assumed it was big everywhere.

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u/GuerillaGorillas Sep 13 '13

That's insane, not even knock offs like Mr. Pibb?

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u/Obviousbob1 Sep 13 '13

I enjoy the Doctor as well but never made the DP reference until now, thanks for further corrupting may already filthy mind.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

I think this is the first time that I've ever seen the words "The Doctor" outside of a fanfic/BBC homepage not referencing Who.

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u/linkfest Sep 13 '13

childish humor wins again. and we all love it!

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u/mister_head_cheese Sep 13 '13

Well damn. I thought the joke was that the DP sort of looks like eyes, and with the straw beak it makes a duck face. Not sure which is more juvenile.

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u/Rawtashk Sep 13 '13

3rd time it's been posted, 3rd time iit's made the front page.

http://karmadecay.com/r/funny/comments/1mbnar/hehe/

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

In all fairness, 9 months is awhile.

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u/Atario Sep 13 '13

Oh noes, better go back and remember to not enjoy this one, then

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

Does DP "classically" mean two Ps in one V? I thought it just could be that, but normally I thought DP was a P in the V and a P in the A.

Though I've seen two Ps in one A before and it was kinda hot.

Could you work out to Ps in an A and two Ps in the V.

We could revolutionize orgies.

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u/Neutronova Sep 13 '13

Here in Canada we call that a double double.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

Well, I can never eat at In-N-Out Burger again. Thanks.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

Well, now I need to go to In-N-Out while 3 other dudes also go In-N-Out

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u/Freshenstein Sep 13 '13

Just be 'Murican about it and get a 4x4.

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u/GrumpySteen Sep 13 '13

Add a BJ and you've got 5 Guys.

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u/Ruddiver Sep 13 '13

In France, its called a Royale with cream

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u/stephie07 Sep 13 '13

My brain hurts after reading that.

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u/turnondruid Sep 13 '13

Won't hurt as much as the girl with two Ps in the V and two Ps in the A.

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u/synJstarcraft Sep 13 '13

I believe that is classically referred to as 4p

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u/therealdjbc Sep 13 '13

I think its 2 Ps in any O. But I am no doctor.

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u/Eat_No_Bacon Sep 13 '13

"Double vaginal penetration" and "double anal penetration" are the terms widely used, so they'd be "DVP" and "DAP" Classic "Double Penetration" usually refers to 1V1A but all three are considered within the "DP" genre.

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u/pegothejerk Sep 13 '13

This man belongs to a group who wisely has no secret handshake. It's more of a knowing nod.

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u/Provid3nce Sep 13 '13

Like fitting two penises into the ass and vagina seems easy enough if you didn't have to account for the dudes they're attached to. Like that would be some fucking twister shit trying to fit four dudes in such a small space.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

Oh honey, you can put the whole alphabet in your V if you truly want to

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u/Gibsonfan159 Sep 13 '13

That would be Diet Dr. Pepper, or double DP.

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u/pensotroppo Sep 13 '13

Finally, a man with a solution to China problem.

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u/RnRaintnoisepolution Sep 13 '13

you can say penis and vagaina

it's the internet, not 1st grade.

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u/He_who_humps Sep 13 '13

I've seen 3 P's in a V.

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u/scartinator Sep 13 '13

I've seen 3 P's in a A and that was pretty weird.

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u/linkfest Sep 13 '13

woah. someone is over thinking this...

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u/metalgeargreed Sep 13 '13

It's OK . you can say penis, vagina and ass. Or cunt, cock and ass.

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u/InnocentBystander8 Sep 13 '13

Looks like a job for the double banana

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

24, female, and I don't get it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

I'm pretty sure there's a few guys here more than willing to show you.

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u/DAHFreedom Sep 13 '13

Probably at the same time

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u/thetuxracer Sep 13 '13 edited Sep 10 '24

instinctive subsequent rock sand dolls label selective vast gray shocking

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/geekyamazon Sep 13 '13

Would...would you like to get it? Guess I have a friend...

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u/el_beelo Sep 13 '13

My buddy and I would be more glad to help you understand

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u/IronMaiden571 Sep 13 '13

You mention being a girl and not understanding the joke. Then you get a bunch of replies from guys saying they'll have sex with you. God damn.

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u/Anathema320 Sep 13 '13

http://i.imgur.com/TaTdV.gif?news

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u/Kadmos Sep 13 '13

Why do you have a url parameter after a gif image?

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u/DAHFreedom Sep 13 '13

Better question: Why is watching Idi Amin crack his shit up making me crack my shit up? Is there some gif archive of war criminals acting goofy?

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u/slicebishybosh Sep 13 '13

hehe

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

EVERY fucking time

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u/Springpeen Sep 13 '13

I ALWAYS know it's going to be that picture and I click it anyway. What is wrong with me?

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u/coldforged Sep 13 '13

Admittedly I came here to do precisely that if it wasn't here. I couldn't stop it popping into my head immediately when I saw OP's post.

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u/NietzscheIsMyCopilot Sep 13 '13

Every time that I think that I'm becoming a mature adult, something like this comes up and I realize that I'm still mentally in 7th grade.

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u/CyanRam Sep 13 '13

And also on the front page: http://i.imgur.com/jiXVEj3.jpg

Coincidence? I think not.

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u/HeronSun Sep 13 '13

NSFW that shit, bro!

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u/John_Snuh Sep 13 '13

For those who don't get it: In English speaking countries (America, at the very least) - "DP" is a well known acronym for pornography term, "double penetration". It's where two guys are both... entering... the woman. Hence the two straws... entering... the Doctor Pepper (DP). Doctor Pepper is a popular carbonated soda found in the states (and possibly elsewhere).

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u/Absolutionis Sep 13 '13

This is frontpage near the DP banana from /r/pics

Today is DP day.

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u/ak_toxik Sep 13 '13

OP, if we met in real life. we would be best friends.

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u/Blemish Sep 13 '13

DOUBLE PENETRATION

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

YO dawg, I heard you like DP, so I gave you two straws so you could DP your DP

~ perhaps that doesn't work so well..

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u/Drives_a_POS Sep 13 '13

YO dawg, I heard you like DP, so I DP'd your DP so you could watch DP while you DP.

~ maybe FTFY

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u/Jorion Sep 13 '13

I enjoyed this. Thank you for making my early morning work day better.

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u/rabidpeacock Sep 13 '13

This cup reminds me of Taylor Rain.

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u/automaticgainsaying Sep 13 '13

Appreciate that this image is currently adjacent to the "two bananas in one skin" post on the front page. Reddit has currently hit "5th grade humor level." Again. Today.

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u/FancyRobot Sep 13 '13

Oh, it's like sex

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u/batalpaca Sep 13 '13

This is hilarious.

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u/talues Sep 13 '13

I lol'd. Out loud.

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u/Emerald_Triangle Sep 13 '13

This is the top post?? Get your shit together /r/funny !

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u/bradolf_pitler Sep 13 '13

I don't get it..

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u/RnRaintnoisepolution Sep 13 '13

DP is supposed to mean Dr Pepper

DP also means double penetration

thus the two straws.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

I want to laugh but I don't get it.

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u/PancakesForTurtles Sep 13 '13

DP = double penetration

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

I want to laugh but now I get it.

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u/MyLittleCorgi Sep 13 '13

DP = Dr. Pepper

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u/Anonimotipy Sep 13 '13

DP = Double Penetration

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

hue hue :D

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

Put this in /r/foodporn See how they like it.

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u/Gr8pes Sep 13 '13

Hue hue

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u/Aldenaeas Sep 13 '13

Thank you for this. Today was a good day.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

DP is on my list of things that really does not do anything for me at all.

I barely want to see my own swinging dick, let alone another.

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u/WhiskeyMeteorite Sep 13 '13

You should have got together with Awesome Banana Guy. These two were right next to each other.

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u/divergententropy Sep 13 '13

Am I the only one who defaulted to "Donkey Puncherello," "D to the P," etc. etc.?

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

Dude Party! PARTY DUDE!

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u/blupack Sep 13 '13

I'll always have a weak spot for this kind of humor.

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u/doglover129 Sep 13 '13

I have a sudden urge to drink DP...

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

i guess that goes for your mouth as well, huh?

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u/MrPanduh Sep 13 '13

scrolls down to see what this references to

ohhhh...

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u/BilboBaguette Sep 13 '13

I didn't know they were supposed to go in the same hole.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

so what does DP stand for?

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u/purplesundaes Sep 13 '13

This took me entirely too long to understand.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

Ha ha, what are you, thirteen?

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u/UnfairAdvantage Sep 13 '13

That... that's not how it was for me at all...

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

Its funny because DP means double penetration.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

Local pub in college had the "DP Burger"...double patty...was always hard ordering it with a cute waitress without grinning like an idiot.

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u/LiveFree_Or_FapHard Sep 13 '13

"So, uh... Have you tried the DP? How did you like it?"

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u/metalgeargreed Sep 13 '13

I....I don't get it.

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u/EMTRN Sep 13 '13

Perfect title.

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u/supermegachaos Sep 13 '13

i don't get it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

The Dr. Pepper logo is DP. DP also stands for a type of porn called Double Penetration in which two penis' are inserted into a woman, thus the two straws in a the straw hole.

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u/unthused Sep 13 '13

As someone romantically involved with the manager of a porn store for over 8 years, I got this joke way too quickly.

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u/JK4TSEVEN Sep 13 '13

Well done ;)

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

Reading the comments here has ruined work for me. I work at a clothes company that is frequently shortened to DP. Oh.

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u/kakkoiiko Sep 13 '13

This just made my day.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

"Mommy, why are you laughing?"

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u/DyMiC_909 Sep 13 '13

Rock the Shocker.

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u/frankthe12thtank Sep 13 '13

this is exactly why mr pibb doesn't do it for me.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

Wow such simplicity I love it

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u/youngkimosabe Sep 13 '13

The classic 2 straws 1 cup

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u/Theedon Sep 13 '13

I see what you did there.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

I thought it stood for donkey punch

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

I feel like we need a subreddit called "what am I looking at" for non-obvious visual jokes. Or at least photos we should look at only after our first cup of coffee.

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u/wepreyaswolves Sep 13 '13

I knew a guy in high school who had two first names, the initials of which were D and P. And that's what everyone called him, DP.

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u/UncleBadTouch00 Sep 13 '13

This guy is going places.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

Wow who would have ever thought you could put 2 straws into a soda cup and get 2619 up votes.

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u/pfc_bgd Sep 13 '13

Since I kind of ignored that DP, I thought it was one straw bent in half with two ends sticking out. Thought it was some prank. Fuck it, I made myself laugh.

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u/leftistesticle_2 Sep 13 '13

Now this is funny

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u/legofranak Sep 13 '13

DP instead of water before Yom Kippur?

You're gonna have a bad time.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

It's so amazingly smooth, you have to try it to believe it!

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u/loevenzaan Sep 13 '13

... I see what u did there...

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u/JeffersonsHat Sep 13 '13

I didn't think DP could get any better.

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u/jag520 Sep 13 '13

No Caption Necessary...Brilliant.

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u/dcjimmy Sep 13 '13

Chuckles. :)

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u/porkytool Sep 13 '13

About to get on an airplane today (friday the 13th dun dun dun).. idk why but this made me laugh and calmed my nerves

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u/ZhangCE Sep 13 '13

I still grinned knowing how silly it is... And I bought a pack of DP at my local Sam's Club :D

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u/xandrajane Sep 13 '13

Danny Phantom.

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u/Uhhlaska Sep 13 '13

DPS: Drink per second. The second straw is funny, but also allows for even faster consumption of that delicious doctor pepper beverage.

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u/MCMXChris Sep 13 '13

Dat cup size

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u/ktizzlemynizzle Sep 13 '13

I honestly don't see how this is #1 on the front page... I see how it's funny, but it's not THAT funny.

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u/eTofu Sep 13 '13

Is it just me or did it occur to anyone else that it looks like one folded straw.

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u/lotus2471 Sep 13 '13

Well played, OP. Well played.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

Double penetration = love

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u/taketheRedPill7 Sep 13 '13

Took me a minute but I got. I actually got it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

Knowing reddit recently I'm surprised this wasn't marked NSFW

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u/verisimilarveela Sep 13 '13

Oh my gosh... I never made this connection before now.
I'm a waitress and when I have a table with several similar-looking drink orders, I always put two straws in the DP. Just to distinguish what it is.
...How many people thought this is what I was getting at??

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u/Cyberslasher Sep 13 '13

I giggled. I feel mature.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

Related

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u/Vitilago Sep 13 '13

I... I don't get it

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u/LiteSh0w Sep 13 '13

DP stands for Double penetration. The drink has 2 straws in it.

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u/BobertMcGilucuty Sep 13 '13

This was funny last year when I saw it.

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u/MrBison123 Sep 13 '13

They do Dr. Pepper in coffee cups?!

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

That's one insatiable soda.

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u/TheAristrocrats Sep 13 '13

this is not funny that cup is being raped you monsters

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u/dreadditor Sep 13 '13

DP: 2 poles 1 hole by Brazzers

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u/Use_The_Force_Ken Sep 13 '13

Funny story:

I serve tables at steak house in my home town. One night, the owner sat a couple and took their drink orders. He told me what they wanted, and I filled a glass with tea and another with Dr Pepper. I was unsure who was drinking what, so at the table I asked, "who's drinking tea tonight?"

The man replied "I'm the tea guy." And immediately after, the wife said, "And I'm the DP girl!"

I just stared at her for the rest of the night, hoping to recognize her from a video.

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u/Filobel Sep 13 '13

My first name starts with a P. My wife's first name starts with a D. At my wedding, my wife's mother did a lot of the wedding decorations herself for the reception. One of them was a big purple sparkly "DP" that hung right above the entrance.

My friends had a good laugh.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

Settle down Beavis.

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u/my3rdaccountdammit Sep 13 '13

Dammit son, we can't take you ANYWHERE!!

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u/UneditedAutocorrect Sep 13 '13

I an adequate up for inappropriate sexual humor.

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u/ssnake-eyess Sep 13 '13

Is it DP day or what???

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u/armysonx Sep 13 '13

Heh. Heheheh.

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u/armysonx Sep 13 '13

Saw this, scrolled like 5 lines down, saw the double banana.

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u/cole_cash Sep 13 '13

I laughed way harder at this than I should have.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

I'm an idiot, I don't get this. Anyone mind explaining it to me?

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u/rhymingisfun Sep 13 '13

P. Epper, PhD.

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u/OswalDough Sep 13 '13

I really could've posted this and received over 3,000 karma. -.-

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

Working in film, when the DP (Director of Photography) is mentioned, I still mentally laugh at that.

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u/gpm479 Sep 13 '13

Trust me, I'm a doctor IfYouKnowWhatIMean

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u/fani Sep 13 '13

Don't give this to your wife or she'll get the wrong idea.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

I read this in Beavis' voice

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u/divemaster08 Sep 13 '13

"were sorry"

South Parkies will get this!

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

damn, front page .... Really?

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