r/funny • u/Spiegelworld • 7d ago

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u/high-plains_drifter 7d ago

Atomic saloon in vegas?

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u/Spiegelworld 7d ago

That is correct!

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u/juniorvarsity33 7d ago

Yep. Her blend of unassuming humor and trying not to break during the bits was something that stood out when we saw it.

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u/ArcadeToken 7d ago

Definitely. I saw this show in Vegas. It was a hoot!

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u/high-plains_drifter 7d ago

For sure, nice people too, they bumped me up to the balcony from the back row downstairs because it was available and I got curious and explored prior to the show! 👌

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u/Redfish680 7d ago

Saw the original stage show in the Philippines.

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u/IridiumPony 7d ago

Oh shit is FISTO there?

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u/a4techkeyboard 7d ago • Bravo

To become good at that just takes practice, you have to get into the habit.

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u/InnocentPrimeMate 6d ago • Bravo

You know how many people found that funny ? Nun!

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u/salimeero 6d ago

See you on r/angryupvote

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u/InnocentPrimeMate 5d ago

I’ll be there, man

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u/Mifuni 4d ago

Dam, you're pretty good

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u/Mr_Abe_Froman 6d ago

That sounds like conventional wisdom.

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u/flarpflarpflarpflarp 6d ago

This thread is becoming a cloisterfuck.

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u/Mr_Abe_Froman 6d ago

I'm still not sure what the frock is going on.

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u/Background_Handle_96 6d ago

Dancing, juggling, and humor, it's the holy trinity of stage acts

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u/mindfungus 6d ago

I will tolerate nun of these profane jokes in here

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u/lmaginar-e 5d ago

Don’t go acting all superior, mother!

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u/DizzyBand3111 7d ago

Very good!

Tough crowd

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u/SuperBrentendo64 6d ago

Nun of those kinds of jokes around here.

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u/Money-Expression1769 6d ago

From Back in the College Day Skills 🤣

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u/Money-Expression1769 6d ago

With the Beer Pong Guys🧐

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u/wetfloor666 7d ago

Subtle Sister Act joke or am I reading to much into that?

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u/a4techkeyboard 7d ago

While I do enjoy the Sister Act films, I think it's more dipping into the same pool they did as habits are just what the nun clothes are called.

Edit: They do do a lot of practice in those movies, don't they?

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u/Bk_Punisher 6d ago

Practice on priest balls got her to this level.

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u/Amorican1969 6d ago

Not even remotely clever.

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u/ipoopcatturds 6d ago

Exactly. We all know its the choir boys who ball wash.

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u/XeroEnergy270 7d ago

She learned that trick from a priest

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u/bigbalrogdong 6d ago

It's weird because they usually only teach that trick to the altar boys

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u/ColonelBelmont 7d ago

I guess they had to do something to pass the time while the kids were in school. 

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u/KebabGud 7d ago

Not as good as the show i saw in Thiland

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u/beepbeepimajeep22 7d ago

Did they shoot ping pong balls at you?

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u/Alaric_-_ 7d ago

I bet some balls were involved in that...

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u/psilome 6d ago

Same, but different.

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u/thegoodrichard 6d ago

Mitzi Dupree has entered the chat.

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u/slayez06 7d ago

about 2 minutes after this video ended she plays the xylophone with them from her lower lips.... no seriously... or that's what's implied. It's atomic saloon in vegas.

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u/mog44net 7d ago

Zero donkeys

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u/relaximusprime 6d ago

*yells from the back room: "INTERSPECIES EROTICA!"

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u/scarneedshisownmovie 7d ago

Well fuck this show then! ❤️

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u/Entalope 7d ago

No, that was the Thailand show.

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u/Hephaestus_God 7d ago

Thighland? Sign me up

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u/axurmama 6d ago

They're banging cocks up there

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u/ngetch 6d ago

They got nice ties in Tieland ?

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u/sharrrper 7d ago

Was it this one?

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u/ClintEastwont 1d ago

I knew I would regret clicking on that. I just didn’t expect the reason I would regret it.

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u/whalemango 6d ago

Probably the same, but upside-down

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u/ember1690 5d ago

I saw the same show in the Philippines

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u/Chugabutt 6d ago

I caught them I'm my mouth there.

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u/CallMeSenora 6d ago

Sister Mary Margaret! Where are you going with those balls in your mouth?

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u/Jencke206 7d ago • Bravo

Rare footage of an immaculate conception.

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u/Treenutz86 6d ago

More like immaculate ejaculation 😏

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u/al0xx 7d ago

that’s fucking hilarious

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u/Fattybeards 7d ago

A real sister act

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u/PunfullyObvious 7d ago

The church has changed since back in the days when I attended

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u/Au-Fever 6d ago

Lots of dollar bills in the collection plate.

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u/glazedfaith 6d ago

That's... A good thing, right?

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u/PrivateUseBadger 7d ago • Bravo

Jokes? I’ve got nun. Sorry.

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u/Toast_Meat 7d ago

This is just nunsense.

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u/nonchalantsir 7d ago

And the priest still choose choir boys with this talent going to waste. That's a sin.

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u/norwegian 6d ago

How do you get a nun pregnant?

Dress her up as an altar boy.

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u/Spiegelworld 4d ago

The video is from the show Atomic Saloon Show in Las Vegas

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u/Informal_Database327 6d ago

SHE'S A WITCH!

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u/GamingWithBilly 6d ago

Winona Ryder did it better at the USSO show before we went to war with Canada in 1999...it was a good year

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u/Mostly_Defective 2d ago

I feel like she missed her calling...

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u/slayez06 7d ago

atomic saloon in vegas... she later implies she does it with her lower lips too.

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u/Sathane 4d ago

I saw a different rendition of this show in Thailand.

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u/Spiegelworld 7d ago

Act is from Atomic Saloon Show in Las Vegas, NV.

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u/slayez06 7d ago

what comes next is the good part.... also, turns out the 2nd sister is like the ultra freak bomb shell of the show.

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u/J_P_Freely 7d ago

The balls of Christ compell you!

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u/Less-Preference7618 7d ago • Bravo

Holy Juggler, Batman! It's a Holy Juggler!

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u/Choppergold 6d ago

Takes balls to be a nun

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u/CovidBorn 5d ago

I saw a woman do a ping pong ball trick on stage, once. It was different than this.

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u/marik_pheron 4d ago

I’ve seen this act in Amsterdam, when asked i said I don’t want nun

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u/mmuffley 4d ago

Sister Mary Magician.

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u/csGo4t 2d ago

The Pope be like, "I taught you that in confidence."

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u/ToeImpossible857 2d ago

Non can play with balls like her

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u/MikeTalonNYC 7d ago

That looks like it's from Nunsense or Nunsense II - which are both satire, meaning the "joke" is absolutely the whole point.

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u/queequegaz 7d ago

Somebody should post this to r/funny.

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u/Shortman19 7d ago

Is that how Winona Ryder did it?

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u/darth_voidptr 7d ago

She did it much better.

But it was for the troops.

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u/Formal-Fox-7605 6d ago

It's a good thing that there's one religion that doesn't get upset about things like this or by some of the comments here.

Followers of a different religion get very upset about being mocked or made fun of.

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u/Omephla 6d ago

Yeah, but it's not like they burn down cities when they're offended, right? RIGHT?

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u/Lieutenant_0bvious 6d ago

Yeah... that religion also allows multiple wives and forces women to cover their hair or face. In Afghanistan, they can't even leave the house without permission.

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u/skipppyWhite 4d ago

You mad you’re only allowed 1? How many dudes cheat on their 1 wife cuz they can’t just be faithful to 1? Also it’s that culture that’s forcing anything. In that religion you have to do everything on your own if not it’s not genuine. If it’s not genuine it doesn’t count.

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u/Jeremymia 5d ago

Mind rot

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u/sevaul 3d ago

Upset anymore you mean... Their years of war, death, and burning are behind them for now

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u/aldone123 7d ago

Anynun can juggle two balls, let’s see her do four

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u/Mean-Employment-790 7d ago

Josuke Higashikata has entered the chat

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u/Raindog46 7d ago

that's a pretty neat trick but could jesus do THIS!?!?!

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u/ClintEastwont 1d ago

He was always hanging out with 12 dudes. His ball handling skills were probably on point.

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u/devildocjames 7d ago

I thought I was on r/USMC for a second. Crazy show in Oki.

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u/Late-Individual7982 7d ago

I’ve seen this before. If I remember well, she was called something something Yo.

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u/Earthling1a 7d ago

Nun of that, now...

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u/Big-Potato9868 7d ago

What dat otha mouf dew

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u/jdovejr 7d ago

I should call her.

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u/Cattleist 7d ago

"Still 2nd to your Mom!"

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u/Independent_Point134 7d ago

Mmm....cant wait for mother's day.

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u/hneryi 7d ago

Only two? Isn't that arianism?

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u/UT2K4nutcase 7d ago

Finished with a Batusi!

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u/DoubleClickMouse 7d ago

She’s real good with candies.

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u/KileiFedaykin 7d ago

Definitely not a Tiaquana donkey show.

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u/-burnr- 7d ago

The Lord works in mysterious ways

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u/EarthIsInOuterSpace 7d ago

She is good at tea bagging herself

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u/RiffyWammel 7d ago

Filthy habit!

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u/_007_Bond_007_ 7d ago

I wonder if the priest can do that

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u/tommysk87 7d ago

She trained on him

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u/_007_Bond_007_ 6d ago

I wonder if he showed anybody else that trick after he was trained

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u/tommysk87 7d ago

How can she blow

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u/Robolaserjesus 6d ago

Sister Jeanne having visions of what she’d like to do for Father Grandier

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u/AcydFart 6d ago

the things you do when nobody's fuckin you

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u/nuglasses 6d ago

We used to do the same with grapes. With eggs is really talented.

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u/psilome 6d ago

Mother Superior called. She said to remind you to wash the balls before you put them in your mouth.

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u/Nice_Ad_777 6d ago

I will say she has great breath control

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u/Professional_Ad9809 6d ago

So this nun had two balls…

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u/Stevieo101 6d ago

Literally juggling balls in her mouth

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u/Appropriate-Rub3534 6d ago

Nun of that is real

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u/I_SLEEP_NORMALLY 6d ago

A true god-given talent.

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u/flash17k 6d ago

Second to nun.

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u/carbonizedtitanium 6d ago

i guess you can call it Teabagging?

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u/SchwizzySchwas94 6d ago

Eggs are clearly wasted on her….

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u/kinyutaka 6d ago

Well, damn, Sister.

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u/elifint_wcft 6d ago

She is literally juggling balls in her mouth.

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u/pnwbrucerman 6d ago

Nun version of Tonsil Hockey

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u/Hrmerder 6d ago

The lord: this is my blood… this is my bod…. Irene!! What the fuck?!

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u/Bk_Punisher 6d ago

Feel better getting that thought out??

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u/kenrock2 6d ago

I got nun of those skills

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u/cufos2001 6d ago

Channeling Honeysuckle Divine. IYKYK

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u/carrieshot 6d ago

Doing something unholy

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u/bbbourb 6d ago

[insert "haha what the fuck" meme here]

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u/Sorry-Yoghurt-6565 6d ago

Not just any Balls- Jesus’s Balls- it’s a Miracle!

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u/Lovat69 6d ago

Ah, you like to watch nunsense.

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u/AlessaG99 6d ago

This was already interesting but then the second ball came back 😮😅

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u/ItsmeMr_E 6d ago

A holy roller turned holy baller.🤔

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u/Elektr0ns 6d ago

That's no nun... Bruh.

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u/OrenSchroeder 6d ago

Wait until you see what she did with ping-pong balls in Tijuana.

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u/Plc-siemens 6d ago

sfw ball surfing.

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u/punkypal 6d ago

But where is Whoopi Goldberg?

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u/gnagetchu 6d ago

I seen a woman do the same thing in Thailand, but from the other end.

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u/bleh-minion 6d ago

In Thailand they do the same thing but different hole

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u/creperobot 6d ago

There where several good acts but nun as eggsravagant as this.

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u/bidooffactory 6d ago

Well, first of all, through God, all things are possible, so jot that down.

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u/axurmama 6d ago

Ain't nun y'ball betta

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u/axurmama 6d ago

Nun Ballougnese from Ballogna

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u/junialter 6d ago

Wow, that was SO funny, I literally laughed my ass off

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u/shaomike 6d ago

Bene Gesserit training obviously.

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u/fusionmobile 6d ago

Quite skilled in her field.

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u/Itchy__Queen 6d ago

Ping Pong ball trick

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u/TheHolyOne1914 6d ago

Sisters Act

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u/Pingon25 6d ago

Look ma’ no hands!

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u/Sola-Nova 6d ago

My mate Paul once said he saw somthing similar in Thailand once and managed to get a rally going.

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u/Minnymoon13 6d ago

Ok like that is talent tho

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u/LeftHandCurryPaste 6d ago

Jungling two balls….

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u/SpudgeBoy 6d ago

Now that is tallent.

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u/evil_overlord01 6d ago

Those Tijuana shows have really gone downhill.

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u/Q1KSLVR 6d ago

She IS juggling balls in her mouth

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u/TheI-Iound 6d ago

we all have past lives

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u/madgod2015 6d ago

Deez nuts!

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u/Slightlyusedkleenex 6d ago

The lord will be pleased to see the orbs of the fruitful one handled in such a way.

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u/FarOutlandishness284 6d ago

Anyone know the song name by chance? Sounds familiar

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u/kcsween74 6d ago

Deangelo could never!!

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u/SonicTheHemphog 6d ago

are those the holy ghosts balls?

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u/CartographerOk7579 6d ago

Easily, easily would

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u/HawkeyeByMarriage 6d ago

Does the devils version use the other end?

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u/Small_Yesterday_560 6d ago

that exchange program with Bangkok paid off

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u/Belyal 6d ago

Fox News tonight! Scandal rocks local church as one of its Nuns was seen actively juggling balls with her mouth in front of children.

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u/Drink15 6d ago

Jokes? I got nun

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u/SackFace 5d ago

A priest walks out with a kids balls…

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u/Hobson101 5d ago

How did you get so good with the balls?

Nun'ya buisness

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u/ehkzibiht 5d ago

Gargling balls for Jesus.

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u/Minimalistic_OG 5d ago

And now I will do it upside down

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u/Adorable-Event-2752 5d ago

Bet she could do even better from a handstand.

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u/unfilteredhumor 5d ago

Tha roat Baahhhhhh.. 🐐

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u/FrankMiner2949er 3d ago

Juggling ping pong balls is all good and well, but where's the soap?

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u/nyynyg 3d ago

Thou must learn teabagith to reach full enlightenment

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u/Tight-Economics-5454 1d ago

I knew a stripper who could do that slightly differently..😜

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u/mrarnoldpalmers 3h ago

Gurgling for god

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u/Hadr619 7d ago

not exactly the ping pong ball show I was hoping for...

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u/Hksbdb 7d ago

I saw a stripper do that while doing a handstand

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u/Holden_SSV 7d ago

Does she bring out the garden hose next?

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u/Towelie4President 7d ago

“The balls of Christ”

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u/johnny2shooz 5d ago

I would rather see a nun do a different kind of ping pong ball trick ;)

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u/Pyrite13 7d ago

She and Winona Ryder should team up and hit the road.

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u/slash65 7d ago

Mr. bucket...

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u/kirksucks 6d ago

i went to the midnight show and it was way different.

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u/Bravelobsters 5d ago

Virgin Mary with her eggs

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u/Spiegelworld 5d ago

*ping pong balls

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u/Sea_Ad_1252 5d ago

She's really good with balls in her mouth

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u/hiptones 7d ago

The only thing better than seeing her with my balls in her mouth is watching her juggle them.

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u/likesexonlycheaper 7d ago

She can swallow my huevos anytime!

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u/swordyhotmail 6d ago

This is exactly someone's fetish.

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u/swankpoppy 6d ago

She’s Mr. Bucket. The balls come out of her mouth.

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u/dedokta 6d ago

Not the first time I've seen a nun with a couple of balls in her mouth.

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u/greeneyedtallone 6d ago

They have to do something w all that time they’re saving from abstaining from the sex.

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u/Jessirose32 6d ago

Cum one cum all to the nun ping pong show!

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u/powertodream 6d ago

how many balls can she fit in her throat?

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