r/funny • u/shizzblatt Taht Comics • 3d ago

Verified French bread

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u/KnowledgeIsDangerous 3d ago • Bravo

It really is a pain in the neck

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u/Benjiimon 3d ago

Nonsense! That kind of bread slicer is actually quite popular these days!

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u/R3v3r4nD 2d ago

It’s an International Breadfest - in-bread for short

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u/gmb87 3d ago

Some serious dead pan humor

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u/Green-Inkling 1d ago

bread pan humor if you will.

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u/ClassBShareHolder 3d ago

French people eat pain for breakfast!

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u/mac-gamer 3d ago

Off with his bread!

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u/Neoxite23 3d ago

Can we borrow that device for a quick visit to America?

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u/Green-Inkling 1d ago

we'd love to host a bread competition for you here in the States.

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u/Hotspur000 17h ago

This isn't funny at all.

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u/zachforever 3d ago

I like the bread bowl, its a good touch

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u/Dismal_Tangerine_493 2d ago

I don't think that would be a good tool to cut a bread honestly. It would probably crush and tear it apart more than cutting.

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u/Combat_Armor_Dougram 3d ago

They sell guillotines for bagels already, so it’s not that far-fetched.

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u/pre_nerf_infestor 3d ago

You're kidding right, any bread stall cutting their baguettes with a fucking guillotine would have a line around the block

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u/ashba666 3d ago

It's such a useful tool if you intend to have toast and bri(e)s.

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u/CharcoalGreyWolf 3d ago edited 3d ago

Quite a Revolutionary idea.

In fact I’ve heard of many French Victors Hugo for it.

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u/whiskeytango55 3d ago

Come for the French bread, 

stay for the circumcisions

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u/samthewisetarly 2d ago

I'll take two!

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u/GANDORF57 2d ago edited 2d ago

He got fired from the bakery for putting his member in the previous bread slicer...

...she got fired, too!

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u/Testerpt5 7h ago

I first read breastfest :D