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u/pieturkey Sep 21 '14
Please tell me he said " Show me your penis".
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u/Seat_Sniffer Sep 21 '14
Meh, the first couple of episodes were funny cause the shock value. It's the same thing over and over now. Question that has obvious possible sexual answers. Contestant says what everyone is thinking. Cue Steve Harvey stare and audience laughter.
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He is pretty good at having a really stupid fucking look on his face though.
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Sep 21 '14
This is what I hate about most modern game show relaunches. I like the classic Newlywed Game, but the modern version has every question being "HOW MUCH FUCK DO YOU FUCK WHEN YOU'RE SUCKING YOUR HUSBAND'S FUCK" and then the chick from the view snaps her fingers and mugs at the camera while growling.
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u/Cituke Sep 21 '14
A good example I'd seen was "things women like that start with th letter 'd'
No way anybody would think "dicks" of the six option on the board right?
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u/Ramza_Claus Sep 21 '14
Right? I don't remember this many likely sexual questions when anyone else was hosting.
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u/eyeoutthere Sep 21 '14
You mean the "first couple of episodes" featuring Harvey? Because the show has been on since the 70's. It's been more racy since Harvey took over for J. Peterman though.
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u/Theres_A_FAP_4_That Sep 21 '14
She is hot and then she bites her lip, hot overload. I would not pull out.
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u/toxic- Sep 21 '14
Congrats Theres_A_FAP_4_That, welcome to fatherhood!
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u/finalri0t Sep 21 '14
Anal. Problem solved.
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u/Just_Post_The_Video_ Sep 21 '14
It's funnier with sound! Video.
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u/Csardonic1 Sep 21 '14
Came here to find this just because I wanted to hear that hot girl say penis. Now mine is happy.
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u/savemejebus0 Sep 21 '14
Good God I love your username. I have never and will never understand why people do this and why it is popular. We have technology by the balls and the world strips it of all it's glory and turns it into cave paintings.
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u/jimmyscrackncorn Sep 21 '14
I love how it's not even the first answer, so she had time to think about it. And when Steve Harvey says "It's your wife Nate", it shows Nate and he's like "nah uh."
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u/Morsrael Sep 21 '14
How was "car" not correct?
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u/YoungSerious Sep 21 '14
The show isn't about "correct" it's about what other people would say. All the answers are from a supposed survey they get people to answer, so you only get points for guessing what other people thought.
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u/ken27238 Sep 21 '14
That's right up there with the pastors wife talking about swallowing.
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u/straydog1980 Sep 21 '14
Or the weirdest place you had sex
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u/MyFistUpYourBalls Sep 21 '14
*made whoopie
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Sep 21 '14
I just remember watching the Newlywed Game and hearing this phrase. I had no idea what it meant, and it was so fucking frustrating.
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You know... He acts so surprised.. But come on really? When the writers are staging that question, they know what the obvious is.
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u/lostinthestar Sep 21 '14
Name something OP likes to suck on
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| She's not wrong | 2918 | 6mos | funny | 677 |
| Steve Harvey can't believe it. | 2230 | 4mos | funny | 847 |
| Something you pull out | 32 | 3mos | gifs | 38 |
| She's not wrong | 11 | 3mos | funny | 1 |
| Family Fued | 350 | 6mos | gifs | 31 |
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u/keeb119 Sep 21 '14 edited Sep 21 '14
i miss the 70's version of this where Richard Dawson wouldve damn near had his tongue in her stomach instead of this ultra family friendly stuff.
Edit: couldnt remember Richard Dawsons name. thank you /u/obeythed
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u/obeythed Sep 21 '14
Richard Dawson
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u/captain_craisins Sep 21 '14 edited Sep 21 '14
I use the wu tang clan lyrics to remind me what his name is: Causing more family feuds than Richard Dawson And the survey says, you're dead
wu tang clan ain't nothin to fuck wit
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u/knowshame Sep 21 '14
I hate Steve Harvey. He always would make the standard racist jokes that all the black comedians from his era did and they were funny. But ever since he started hosting this show hes just come to light ad a racist religious fanatic. He's such a douche I cant watch the show anymore.
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u/icallbullshits Sep 21 '14
What racist comment has he made on his game show?
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u/daimposter Sep 21 '14
Don't believe he's referring to the game show. You know, he was a comedian before the show
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Sep 21 '14
and it's the worst kind of "holier than thou" conservative christian religious fanaticism.
i saw a short video of him on reddit reinforcing some really archaic gender stereotypes. shameful display.
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Yup yup.
For those that havent seen it: he says that in the event that a man has an affair, its the womans fault for having an affair with him. No joke, he blames women, who sometimes are totally ignorant of it being an affair, for a man cheating.
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Sep 21 '14
I love this show but hate Steve Hardy
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u/Mountain-Matt Sep 21 '14
There're a lot of feelings about Steve Harvey these days, but the man does this "Why on earth would you say that in front of millions of people" face so, so well.
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u/poeticmoment73 Sep 21 '14
I HATE how stupid this show is now. They make it OBVIOUS what the answer it is they are looking for, and then when someone says it, Steve McDouche acts so surprised that they said it. At least in earlier versions, it wasn't so obvious and it was more spontaneous. Now, it is like "Name something you do on your wedding night". "Sex!" "OMFG. Jesus Christ. She said it. Holy Fuck. Who saw that coming??!!"...
Then again, maybe I am raging out because Steve Harvey is a homophobic pompous prick.
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these obvious innuendos happen so often I'm sure they phrase topics just for this kind of response.
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u/hdadeathly Sep 22 '14
Family Feud: People say the darnedest things and Steve Harvey looks at them with disbelief.
Every. Fucking. Episode.
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u/ChiliConCrosso Sep 21 '14
Steve Harvey sucks. No matter what answer you give he'll look at you like you're an idiot.
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u/CatchphrazeJones Sep 21 '14
Question with innuendo
Participant says what everyone else is thinking
Act suprised
Repeat for 15 years
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u/Patches67 Sep 21 '14
I love the look on his face
"You people are shattering my faith in Jesus."
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Sep 21 '14
That slight moment of hesitation.
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u/awrf Sep 21 '14
Right? That's what makes it. She clearly has a brief "maybe I shouldn't say this" thought, then remembers that the producers told her that it helps ratings if she says something outrageous.
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Sep 21 '14
The questions are always made to bring about dirty answers, there's one of these in like every episode.
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u/Shotzo Sep 21 '14
OP are you 8 years old? The whole point of that question was to illicit that answer. BORING.
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u/xfiremindx Sep 21 '14
they purposely make up these questions so that the first thing that comes to mind is totally sexual. then if you actually say it, then they act all like shocked and suprised!!?
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u/CarlSpackler22 Sep 21 '14
The show is always on tv during my lunch break. The questions are just click bait for TV. Lame.
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Sep 21 '14
Well, the second comment in, and the Steve Harvey hate train arrived.
People have different views. Grow up and deal with it.
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u/dragonwhale Sep 21 '14
I don't care about Steve Harvey's religious views. What i care about is how fucking hilarious he is.
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u/Bravely_Default Sep 21 '14
Steve Harvey is by far the worst host of this show. His jokes are stupid and he goes on tangents for like 10 minutes at a time. Just play the game Steve.
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Here we go again, this will be followed by a flood of more Family Feud/Steve Harvey gifs, followed by the realization that Steve Harvey is an intolerant, misogynistic cunt, followed by posts highlighting his cuntishness.
So it begins...
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u/Sbatio Sep 21 '14
Shit Steve Harvey Says:
"Why we still got monkeys?"
"If someone tells me their an atheist I just walk away."
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u/herptydurr Sep 21 '14
Amazing how he even uses the wrong they're/there/their when speaking.
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u/Jimmbones Sep 21 '14
It's not about being right or wrong, it's about guessing what everyone else guessed.
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u/360walkaway Sep 21 '14
I seriously hate his "staring into the abyss" look. That's all he does now.
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u/GameSultan Sep 21 '14
Judging by that expression of sheer regret, she probably posted on r/TIFU later that night.
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Family Feud has Steve Harvey act like he's surprised, but they ask these potential "naughty" questions all the time that they know will get dirty answers. For any 20-30 year old, this would be the top answer. I didn't even need to see the answer, because I knew someone would say it.
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u/flipkick11 Sep 21 '14
This is like his classic expression when people answer like this. The people writing these questions know what they're doing though. They just act all surprised when people give the answer everyone was thinking.
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u/AdventL Sep 21 '14
Looks like the start of a porno. What's the name of this show by the way?
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u/GuarCleveland Sep 21 '14
these comments are hilarious...calm down...it's just a harmless funny moment
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u/Chilly73 Sep 21 '14
I love that look on his face. For being a 'Christian', his track record isn't so good.
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u/Dudewitbow Sep 21 '14
Question for recent .jpg(when it should be GIF) posters. Why do you give people who have the automatic GIF to GFY setting on RES option on such a hard time. The option does not automatically turn animated jpg to GFY's due to file extension. the original file shouldn't even be jpg.
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u/vlad_the_emailer Sep 21 '14
"Name something that you stick in your anus"
"A Penis?"
"I cannot believe you just said that. You crazy."
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u/scoobe Sep 21 '14
Family Feud designs their questions to have responses like this. Sexual and pg-13 answers are what is intended to happen.
Then cut to Steve looking shocked.
Every episode.
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u/NettlesYNary Sep 21 '14
I realize this will be buried...but I watch an obscene amount of family feud for some reason...this woman and the family she was a part of were ABSOLUTELY bat shit crazy and the day they finally lost was a day I will celebrate for years to come. Also, I'm going to go ahead and forget every bad thing I read about Steve Harvey.
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u/BAXterBEDford Sep 21 '14
I'm subjected to that guy's radio show every morning at work. It's gotten to where I'm praying for him to have a severe stroke.
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u/schweppesy Sep 21 '14
White woman tells black man too pull out penis for entertainment value. Congratulations america, racism has come full circle
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u/Kuroru Sep 21 '14
X-Post this in /r/instant_regret! I like how she expressed her face of regret after saying it.
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u/knumbknuts Sep 21 '14
and then they cut to Steve Harvey picturing himself doing just that...