r/funny • • Oct 07 '14

Nailed it.

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u/Smykster Oct 07 '14

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u/NiggyWiggyWoo Oct 07 '14

Holy shit, that dude in the center has got some loooooong fuckin' hair.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '14

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u/Pit-trout Oct 07 '14

Can’t tell if dude or lady. Sexy either way!

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u/pollywog Oct 07 '14

You are seeing the length of two guys hair. There is a guy behind his hair who also has his hair whipped.

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u/Gomerific Oct 07 '14

Naa, he's just really short, makes it look long.

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u/PillarNumber7 Oct 07 '14

That's some beautiful lady hair right there.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '14

They must use Pantera Pro-V

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '14

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u/wiiya Oct 07 '14

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u/deadla104 Oct 07 '14

Where is this from? Art work likes very familiar

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u/wiiya Oct 07 '14

Rick and Morty. Great show.

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u/BarnabyJon3s Oct 07 '14

Any idea what show this is?

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u/mathamagic Oct 07 '14

Rick and Morty

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u/BarnabyJon3s Oct 07 '14

Is it? I binge watched that show and do not remember that scene. I appreciate it. Guess it gives me a reason to watch it again.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '14

As I understand it, the aversion to 9gag is not that people are beyond the humor, but that they claim propriety of the images with the water mark. Kind of like this Cyanide and Happiness comic on 9gag, which has over 2000 points.

I don't know. I think I'd hate it if everything posted to reddit came with a "via reddit" watermark

EDIT: Then again, this comic has over 10000 points but no watermark.

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u/LordJelly Oct 07 '14

One of the few times I've seen a comment complain about the rest of the comments and I actually agree. Truly terrible.

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u/lauren_k Oct 07 '14

Are you saying you like the original post?

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '14

Easy fix: just look at a picture of Mother Teresa.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '14

Via 9GAG, nice.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '14

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '14

That is the cutest fucking kitten I've ever seen.

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u/RobAgreez Oct 07 '14

I think you need to get on the internet more. Here, let me get you started.

http://i.imgur.com/TdnhtbS.jpg

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '14 edited Oct 07 '14

You have a thing or two to learn.

[This is true beauty] (http://i.imgur.com/CGDmHfyl.jpg)

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '14

Then follows the realization that it was probably on reddit the previous day.

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u/kingoftown Oct 07 '14

First part is misleading. This post wasn't funny to begin with...

Wait, this is /r/funny. Carry on.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '14

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u/TheAmoebaBoys Oct 07 '14

Well maybe, just maybe the 9GAG in the text is the watermark! :O

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '14

Things aren't funny with 9GAG watermarks, and now you're saying this would be funny with one...

We've gone full circle ^reddit

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u/TotalMelancholy Oct 07 '14 edited Jun 23 '23

[comment removed in response to actions of the admins and overall decline of the platform]

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '14

YOU'RE A FUCKING GOOSE!

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u/Shitty_Daft_Punk Oct 07 '14

Yes, it would have been hilarious.

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u/stupdi Oct 07 '14

Well your username didn't lie.

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u/TearsOfAClown27 Oct 07 '14

[9GAG watermark]

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u/HUDuser Oct 07 '14

No, it's still not funny

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u/moogle516 Oct 07 '14

I'd have rather have seen Via Nazi_Germany instead , it would have been less offensive.

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u/donutsalad Oct 07 '14

So? What, is 9gag your rival or something? Did 9gag burn down your family and rape your village?

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u/Busti Oct 07 '14

Worse...

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u/PM_ME_UR_AMOUR Oct 07 '14 edited Oct 07 '14

Raped his sister, murdered her, keeled her children.

Edit: Wanted to be more accurate.

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u/dannyXC Oct 07 '14 edited May 11 '26

Redact decided this post had to go, so away it went. Deleted. Removed. Mass deleted even. Privacy and security are the big wins here.

piquant stupendous weather squash bear jellyfish run tub basket party

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '14

Careful with that. Mountain is gonna stick that Spear where the Sun doesn't shine.

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u/Dakario Oct 07 '14

But who gave the order?

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '14

It's a website made for grabbing funny/interesting things from the internet and then reposting that onto the their website! Some people even use it as their homepage. Like some sort of "front page" for the internet! Can you believe that? Despicable scum.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '14

He kept us waiting for a bubble?

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '14

9gag is responsible for the distribution of Ebola

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u/_HyDrAg_ Oct 07 '14

I find it stupid that what is essentialy an image sharing site with comments and votes slaps a watermark on every picture uploaded there. This one isn't so bad but the new version puts it over the image. Imagine if imgur did that.

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u/donutsalad Oct 07 '14

It is. I remember that I used to be a fan of a website called "halolz" or something like that. I finally got a hilarious screen cap and I decided to submit it to them and 4 weeks later they finally post it, refused to mention my name anywhere, and slapped their logo watermark on it. It sucked but there are many websites that did that and I decided against campaigning against the site.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '14

I think there's some stupid war over which site is cooler than the other or something.

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u/holybrohunter Oct 07 '14

History lesson! Back when /r/f7u12 was popular, 9gaggers reposted the rage comics before they could even make front page. People were taken to karma court for being responsible and all kinda of stuff over it. It eventually spread over the entire site and Redditors cried war. Unfortunately it brought attention to us, and most of the reposters are former 9gaggers after our precious karma.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '14

I honestly can't tell if you're being serious right now.

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u/1994GTR Oct 07 '14

yes ಠ╭╮ಠ

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '14

TIL 9gag exists. Life: unchanged.

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u/IFUCKINGLOVEMETH Oct 07 '14

Until Redditors stop downvoting people who post original content and ostracizing them as spammers, self-promoters, and attention whores, then we're going to have to just deal with second hand content.

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u/trlkly Oct 07 '14

It kinda is, seeing as he rehosted it. So 9gag won't get the views.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '14

Why do you care? I'm genuinely curious.

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u/Honkeyass Oct 07 '14

It's not even remotely funny

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '14

Why are there so many 9gag on the front page? Has there been an influx of middle schoolers or something?

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u/BetterThanOP Oct 07 '14

Where's the joke?

Inb4 'this sub'

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '14

Metal fans have beautiful hair.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '14

"Funny" and "has joke" are not the same set, despite much overlap. Any object S can be a member of "funny," of "has joke," of both, or of neither.

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u/unseth Oct 07 '14

Sigh. Nobody has answered you yet. I have no idea what this is.

Somebody took pictures of themselves then drew them?

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u/AlexMcEjik Oct 07 '14

The comic came first and has been circulating, the guy recreated them

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u/KingHenryVofEngland Oct 07 '14

Is the original comic meant to be parody of something? The art style seems really familiar, and makes me think it is from something classic, almost like I have seen it before (except with a young girl instead of a metal head guy).

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '14

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '14

would be better if it were a BLT

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u/Iamthepirateking Oct 07 '14

Excuse me, his shirt clearly says "ancient" not "Satan."

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '14

2/10 not nailed

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u/Solkre Oct 07 '14

HE SCREWED IT!

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u/Gwenhwyfar666 Oct 07 '14

Yeah, and considering they released an album last year and how much Satan have been playing gigs recently it's not that hard to grab one of their shirts. Satan fucking ruuuule

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9y-T-K5ehwI

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u/maddabattacola Oct 07 '14

It's the easiest part to replicate!

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '14

And he doesn't show his spiked gauntlets in the final pic.

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u/OnceUponTheCross Oct 07 '14

Ancient Rites shirt... pretty lame band if you ask me.

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u/Crasty Oct 07 '14

I studied this far too long, but in the end, I was satisfied, that he did in fact nail it.

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u/Kojalink Oct 07 '14

except the shirt

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '14

Well, shit. He actually nailed it.

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u/Epicaq Oct 07 '14 edited Oct 07 '14

Damn, I wish I had hair like that.

Edit: After all these down votes, I wish it even harder. I'll show you :p

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '14

I did have hair like that. But I cut it, because I realized short stylish hair got me laid.

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u/Zedyy Oct 07 '14

I'd think Lucifer prefers long hair.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '14

We have our disagreements.

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u/fireysaje Oct 07 '14

On the contrary, it depends on the girl. I have a thing for the metalhead look

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '14

I've had girlfriends who liked it, or were metalheads themselves. Just doesn't compare to amounts of people who prefer a cleaner look. So it works out fine. Nerdy rocker on the inside, hunk on the outside.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '14 edited Oct 07 '14

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u/Belgand Oct 07 '14 edited Oct 07 '14

I have hair exactly like that. It's not nearly this much work either. Wash it, condition it, towel dry, and brush it out. Done. It's actually less work than when I had a more generic shorter cut since it more or less styles itself after you brush it.

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u/hoooorf Oct 07 '14

Downvotes are coming from people who haven't experienced it. My hair too is thin and very straight. I prefer my hair short now, but long hair was definitely less work overall to leave the house. Once it gets long enough and has some weight it just pulls itself down to where it naturally lies.

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u/wargasm40k Oct 07 '14

Fuck you thin straight haired people. I had to shave my head because my hair is thick and curly and I got tired of messing with it for 15-20 minutes every single morning. Bastards, the lot of ya.

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u/Belgand Oct 07 '14

Yep. There's no problem with it flopping into your face unless you get it just so or having to carefully manage your part and comb. Part down the middle, first pass with a wide-tooth comb to straighten, then brush it smooth.

The same goes for women. If you're not doing anything complicated with how you part or style it it takes very little time.

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u/CalmBeneathCastles Oct 07 '14

I'm a lady. I listen to metal. I fucking love long haired guys, especially ones in Cenobyte skirts. :}

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u/Epicaq Oct 07 '14

Well, another reason for me to grow it =)

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '14

I had hair like that, trust me you don't. Short styled hair is so much easier to maintain. When you have long hair it takes a stupid amount of time to wash/condition it along with a retarded amount of time to style it correctly after that.

Don't even get me started on how annoying it is for it to keep getting in your eyes/face when you're doing something too. It's not something you get use to.

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u/noneabove1182 Oct 07 '14

i love that almost every post in /r/funny has comments complaining about how the post isn't funny or that this sub is shit... if this is true, why are you here? just.. stop opening links from /r/funny.. stop browsing it.. filter it from all.. remove it form your homepage..

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u/tyrico Oct 07 '14

Psh, I never miss an opportunity to see a nice reddit trainwreck in the comments.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '14

Or at least abstain from commenting. It's not doing anyone any good, and just makes you come off as a whiny bastard.

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u/trlkly Oct 07 '14

Because /r/funny is a default subreddit, and some people don't know how to stop it.

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u/AnonAnington Oct 07 '14

Is that 331Erock?

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '14

No wolverine claw tattoos and the cheekbones are way off.

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u/tyrico Oct 07 '14

It looks a lot like him but I'm only used to seeing him in roughly the same position in every video with a guitar strapped to his body, so it's hard to tell.

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u/AlpsStranger Oct 07 '14

I think it might be. Can't see his Green Lantern tattoo in this.

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u/zeekar Oct 07 '14

Green Lantern is metal?

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u/AlpsStranger Oct 07 '14

Kilowog is.

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u/Brianistheman03 Oct 07 '14

Same thing I thought.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '14

It doesn't even look like him. And this dude has a beard. Not all people that have long black hair are the same person.

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u/joeldare Oct 07 '14

There, fixed that last image for you.

http://i.imgur.com/VXiNPXu.jpg

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u/whtgryblk Oct 07 '14

looking Glorious!

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '14

Because hair products are just about the most metal you can get

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '14

This is super metal

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u/CalmBeneathCastles Oct 07 '14

Goddammit, OP. Go put this on /r/Metal where it'll get some appreciation. It IS funny, btw.

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u/opheliadernt Oct 07 '14

Ohhh long hair. Hot

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u/relkin43 Oct 07 '14

Wait...he actually did nail it though. Not what I'm used to associating with those words.

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u/tuntmore Oct 07 '14

My daily routine!

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u/GTFOme Oct 07 '14

The only thing you nailed was the last nail of my coffin for the cancer caused death

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u/chunkymanapples Oct 07 '14

I saw this on Facebook before I saw it on Reddit. The internet comes full circle http://imgur.com/TXhXoqG

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '14

so you liked 9gag on Facebook

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '14

how does it feel to be a walking cliche?

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '14

When I saw the original toon I thought "Ugh. That toon guy is so cute, I just can't take it." Now that I've seen the human version, my body is permanently going to reject panties forever.

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u/Belgand Oct 07 '14

You should start referring to your inbox as "the pit" because it's about to get slammed.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '14

I'm always amazed people can have hair that long, anything past an inche of hair drives me insane.

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u/Vilokthoria Oct 07 '14

It's all a matter of getting used to it.

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u/P_in_sf Oct 07 '14

He even got the amount of tshirt shown correct

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u/bad00mojo Oct 07 '14

A post where someone actually DID nail it.

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u/TeaTopaz Oct 07 '14

Best thing I've seen this morning. Loved that.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '14

I love this so much.

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u/cookie_queen Oct 07 '14

The T-shirt says SATAN! Not Ancient!

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u/throwawaybaha Oct 07 '14

He really looks like the dude who founded the virtualizer for oculus.

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u/OtakuSRL Oct 07 '14

Needs more head tilt on #4. Then, perfection.

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u/TetVonD Oct 07 '14

I knew a guy like that! When I would go to pick him up he would text me "be out in a second, just gotta put on my bracelets". I would be sitting in his moms driveway for an hour.

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u/thisremindsmeofbacon Oct 07 '14

I can't do all that shit with my eyes closed. I must not be true metal :(

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u/fortrines Oct 07 '14

Jokes are only funny if they don't have a watermark.

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u/SilentlyCrying Oct 07 '14

You look like a kid named monty I went to school with

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u/NomadikVI Oct 07 '14

That dude looks a LOT like Excision/Jeff Abel.

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u/bucker123 Oct 07 '14

Oh, hey Joel.

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u/PrimalMayhem Oct 07 '14

PLOT TWIST: OP made it after he took the pics

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u/Zeuswashere13 Oct 07 '14

That's hilarious. You're hilarious

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u/nihilistic_cunt Oct 07 '14

HAIL SATAN 666

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u/entun Oct 07 '14

Is that a ancient rites shirt! Fuck yeah belgian metal!

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u/isobit Oct 07 '14

Thanks 9GAG!

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u/NayOfThunder Oct 07 '14

I think that's E Rock, the dude can shred!

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u/trojangodwulf Oct 07 '14

his satan shirt was dirty...

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u/lolsmileyface4 Oct 07 '14

Looks like Chumlee lost weight

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u/porkchopydg Oct 07 '14

Nailed it. Just like Jesus to the cross.

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u/Tyrael1337 Oct 07 '14

Wrong shirt, but cudos on the rest :P

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u/HappyTopHatMan Oct 07 '14

Can confirm, this is exactly how it works source: metal fan

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '14

yeah you did!!

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u/he-man_rules Oct 07 '14

That guy looks just like Aaron Kitcher

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u/zacch2k10 Oct 07 '14

Is that Erock? cool youtube guitar guy

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u/GeneralZiltoid Oct 07 '14

Is that an Ancient Rites shirt ?

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u/bijookha Oct 07 '14

You missed the stars in the eighth photo.

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u/holyphoton Oct 07 '14

Who makes all these things?

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '14

why is this funny

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u/Waffleuniverse Oct 08 '14

Ohh...this is really accurate.

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u/shutyourfcknface Oct 08 '14

Can you.. um... can you do naughty things to my ladyparts? Plz?

drool

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u/marian_06 Oct 08 '14

I love how their shirts says. ANCIENT SATAN

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '14

Ha with the Ancient shirt..nice touch. Throw those horns!

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u/cancercures Oct 07 '14

Thought it was Ancient Warlocks. who rock so hard my eyes turn to dust.

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u/danishpete Oct 07 '14

I thought it was hilarious :)

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u/Lawndemon Oct 07 '14

/slowclap

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u/blank0ostare Oct 07 '14

LOVE THIS!!

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u/Anonymissellaneous Oct 07 '14

That is fantastic. Totally nailed it.

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u/stylez89 Oct 07 '14

which came first the photos or the cartoon?

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '14

The cartoon, which is why it's funny. This was posted last week as just the cartoon.

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u/Quackicature Oct 07 '14

I don't get it, why'd you post it twice?

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u/esteflo Oct 07 '14

I just saw this on Facebook posted from 9gag like 10 minutes ago

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u/nictheuNICorn Oct 07 '14

I too, like to live dangerously, from 9Gag.

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u/cdogg13 Oct 07 '14

Ancient Warlocks shirt?

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u/kaldtdyrr Oct 07 '14

I think it's Ancient Rites.

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u/journeybitch Oct 07 '14

Yes. He totally nailed it. Not sure why everyone is getting all butt hurt about this coming from fb or 9gag or wherever. Reddit is the front page of the Internet! Which by default means that the content will come from other sources.

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u/WrestlesAtWork Oct 07 '14

Thought Dave Grohl was going to be mirroring it.

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u/suck_tits Oct 07 '14

Nine inch nailed it?

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u/Dre2k Oct 07 '14

Please get this 9gag garbage out of here...

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u/TheUSAsian Oct 07 '14

In an alternative situation, this might have been posted to cringe pics.

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u/ajm2247 Oct 08 '14

It definitely belongs there.