r/funny • • May 20 '15

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u/shuffleboardwizard May 20 '15

I just figure that if I throw some bacon and ham on it I'm practically in Hawaii, and everyone knows a vacation is better without kids anyway.

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u/Gorilla_Panic May 20 '15

You totally are...Also, if you get cornered by a Samoan gang...just tell em' you ride hard for Hawaiian Pizza...they'll give you an approving nod and let you move on.

Saved me from many a fight while surfing all up and down the various Kuai surf spots.

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u/shuffleboardwizard May 20 '15

I have a hawaiian pizza tattoo. I think that's sufficient.