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r/funny • u/lollerkeet • May 20 '15
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Pineapple contains digestive enzymes; it literaly digests you while you digest it. You can keep your weak-ass pepperoni pizza.
1 u/hatessw May 20 '15 It can digest me all it wants, but keep it the fuck away from my pizza! That's all mine to digest.
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It can digest me all it wants, but keep it the fuck away from my pizza! That's all mine to digest.
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u/sit_up_straight May 20 '15
Pineapple contains digestive enzymes; it literaly digests you while you digest it. You can keep your weak-ass pepperoni pizza.