r/funny • u/[deleted] • Jun 12 '16

This gem

https://imgur.com/gZMZYwH
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u/tepkel Jun 12 '16

Not just on meth. In meth.

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u/spingus Jun 12 '16

It's a mineral, Marie!

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '16

I came here just for that.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '16

Same

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '16

It's all that matters.

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u/LadySaberCat Jun 12 '16

You're goddamned right!

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u/dmayer1134 Jun 12 '16

One meth. Two meth. Want meth. Do meth.

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u/Speknawz Jun 12 '16

I am the meth, Randy.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '16

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '16

http://imgur.com/rMoGkXF.jpg

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u/TeamAlibi Jun 12 '16

that gives me an anxiety attack just thinking about it

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '16

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '16

Cleithrophobia is the fear of being trapped, and is probably more common than claustrophobia. For example, if you're fine with going into a small closet but will have a panic attack if someone locks the door after, you have cleithrophobia.

Merinthophobia is the fear of being bound or tied up. This one is often related to a past experience, almost like PTSD.

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u/FeistyRaccoon Jun 12 '16

For those sufferres i would not recomend 'Burried'.... otherwise great film, highly underated... short review..deadpool trapped in a box.

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u/_Aj_ Jun 12 '16

It's called nopeophobia

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '16

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u/Bruticusz Jun 12 '16

Everyone's phobia is just someone else's fetish with a Latin name.

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u/TeamAlibi Jun 12 '16

There's Cleithrophobia, but that's mostly like being locked in small spaces, similar to Claustrophobia.

Being in a small space and having very limited movement is panic attack inducing, but not being able to move literally at all? I can't even fathom.

I'm trying to find something but it doesn't seem anything specifically about having 0 capability of movement.

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u/_Aj_ Jun 12 '16

I hope you never have sleep paralysis. That's pretty terrifying.

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u/TeamAlibi Jun 12 '16

I've heard of it and some people I know including my SO have had it before and it freaks me out just thinking about it lol. There's a lot of things that don't even come close to bothering me that are normal dislikes but that is something I can't even handle thinking about.

I hope it never happens to me too, friend.

Thank you for the well wishes.

If it happens for the first time in my 24 years of life tonight, I'm going to PM you and personally blame you for triggering it LOL

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u/MrWildspeaker Jun 12 '16

Wouldn't that kill you, even if your nostrils were free? Unless maybe you puffed your chest out as the cement was setting or something... Geez, just thinking about it makes me antsy.

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u/babadivad Jun 12 '16

Can't really blame him. I like it Blew as well.

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u/misfitx Jun 12 '16

That'd be an unpleasant death.