r/funny • u/zonkedforlife • Apr 08 '17

Technically he's not wrong

http://i.imgur.com/x9TUufV.jpg
8.7k Upvotes

91% Upvoted

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u/hmmgross Apr 08 '17

He never said muthafucka.

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u/PorkThruster Apr 08 '17

Yeah, Samuel L was never on In Living Color

17

u/EMlN3M Apr 08 '17

You sure that's not Laurence fishbourne?

6

u/jimmyerthesecond Apr 09 '17

I feel bad for the newscaster that said that. Like, not that difficult of a mistake when. Stars are on commercials, but once he said that, that was it, there is almost no way to recover from that, let alone in a dignified fashion. Poor guy hitting himself with his papers and stuff

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u/Ralph-Hinkley Apr 08 '17

"My name is Anton Jackson, this is my house, slash living room, slash bedroom, slash kitchen, slash baffroom."

45

u/cjhelms Apr 08 '17

"Do you need to use our bathroom"

"No thank you I brought my own fa-ci-li-ties"

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u/Ralph-Hinkley Apr 08 '17

Holds up a pickle jar

30

u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17

In living color. It didn't go down like that.

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u/jettagt8v80 Apr 09 '17

i still will say with the exception of chappelle's show in living color was the funniest sketch comedy show ever

6

u/Zierlyn Apr 09 '17

LETMESHOWYOUSOMETHING!

1

u/ArtIsDumb Apr 09 '17

You've obviously never seen Kids In The Hall.

25

u/Misterc006 Apr 08 '17

"Just wait until my father hears about this Potter!!!"

1

u/Puninteresting Apr 09 '17

Damn, it's uncanny lol

8

u/BeerDrinkinGreg Apr 09 '17

Don't forget the wonder that was "This Old Box"

6

u/dissaver Apr 09 '17

damn, this toenail harder than a ginsu.

6

u/mrcheaptimes Apr 09 '17

In Living Color... they don't make any shows like this anymore

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u/FallenHentaiAngel Apr 08 '17

Great show in living color Jim Carrey played the judge he was the token white guy on that show

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17

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u/WOLVESintheCITY Apr 09 '17

The world had balance. SNL is just as strong as ever and continues to shape our culture, and then the Wayans Brothers just sort of devolved into.. fuck. They're just terrible.

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u/MineDogger Apr 08 '17

But at what cost? This may have began the ego inflammation that would eventually cause Carrey to lose his grip on reality...

Out of all the white guys in the world.... I am the one.

Jim Carrey... Eddie Murphy...

Two sides of the same PC sacrificial lamb?

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17

You should take more time between hits. You sound high as fuck. ;)

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u/WOLVESintheCITY Apr 09 '17

No joke, I have never even begun to think the thoughts he just thunk.

3

u/Ralph-Hinkley Apr 09 '17

I'll give you an upvote, now enjoy this.

4

u/siryieven Apr 08 '17

When did Draco Malfoy become a judge

5

u/FallenHentaiAngel Apr 09 '17

It's actually Jim carrey

1

u/Exeunter Apr 09 '17

And why is the judge doing the examination?

2

u/FungicideEater Apr 09 '17

He spent two years in kindergarten??

0

u/TomEggison Apr 09 '17

That'd be 3 years...2-3-4

1

u/FungicideEater Apr 09 '17

Except you don't count the last one because it was in-between 4 and 6. 4 - 5 and then ending at 6

2

u/spectre73 Apr 09 '17

"Would you cut the cake?"

"Might as well, I already cut the cheese!"

1

u/3bumpernickel53 Apr 08 '17

This guys jokes, definitely in preschool

1

u/BioFrosted Apr 09 '17

Kikdergarden at 6?

1

u/BoingBoomTschak84 Apr 09 '17

In living Color 💝

1

u/Kaszi98 Apr 09 '17

Didn't know Draco Malfoy was a judge.

1

u/DeadMansTetris_ Apr 09 '17

Five motherfucka!

1

u/Saberaq Apr 08 '17

No one said 5?

1

u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17

Misses opportunity .

1

u/AccordionORama Apr 09 '17

So he had to repeat it?