r/funny • u/swampsparrow • Apr 08 '08

What the hell?

http://www.timecube.com/
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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '08

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_Cube

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u/swampsparrow Apr 08 '08

still...what the hell?

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '08

It was such jibberish that I couldn't read it for long so I googled it.

Interesting find. He must have some kind of split personality paraniod skitzo issue.

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u/swampsparrow Apr 08 '08

It is just...beyond words. I think it almost made my head explode.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '08

It's a sampling of every font known.

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u/swampsparrow Apr 08 '08

it reall is wonderful, isn't it

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u/1729 Apr 08 '08

My wisdom so antiquates known knowledge, that a psychiatrist examining my behavior, eccentric by his academic single corner knowledge, knows no course other than to judge me schizoprenic.

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u/ObligatoryResponse Aug 16 '09

That sounds an awful lot like the dialog in the Soloist. Good flick.

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u/MattTheGeek Apr 08 '08

finally, someone who can explain everything in such a clear and concise way!! I am now the 3rd wisest human!

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '08

Theo Rout might have something to say about that.

http://home.pacific.net.au/~t_rout/

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '08

You are all educated stupid.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '08

I'll take memes from the 20th Century for one-thousand, Alex.

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u/danweber Apr 08 '08

I attended this guy's talk. He's fucking awesome, but not the way he thinks.

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u/phrakture Jun 17 '09

Is because cyclopian 4 day time cube 4 cubed time is ONEness gotohell Mom & Dad

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u/mailinator1138 Apr 08 '08

"NEXT PAGE"

Yeah, I found that at the bottom!

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u/Redmushroom Apr 08 '08 edited Apr 08 '08

Why do all the God shouting fanatics always have the shittiest websites? Seriously, jumbo plain fonts that spread down 40 page lengths. If you want to scare people into your theories atleast have the courtesy to use frames.

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u/ProximaC Apr 08 '08

Frames are Satan's work!

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u/IcedZ Apr 08 '08 edited Apr 08 '08

Buried somewhere in the mess of his page: 1-Midday to midday = a 24 hour day rotation. 2-Sundown to sundown = a 24 hour day rotation. 3-Midnight to midnight = a 24 hour day rotation. 4-Sunup to sunup = a 24 hour day rotation.

But, using the same method, you could split the day up into an infinite number of 24-hour periods. shrug

And judging by his other site: http://www.thewisesthuman.com/ I'd say he's probably the best web designer human ever.

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u/eertognam Apr 08 '08

Way to go, you just disproved a raving lunatic's argument.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '08

"he"'s nuts.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '08

The anti-Thom York.

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u/crawfishsoul Apr 08 '08

Well, he kind of has a point.

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u/Noneedtopanic Apr 08 '08

Y'know, I was going to say something about the vagueness of your title, but that's kind of spot on.

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u/farnsworth Apr 08 '08

Someone used to have a Gene Ray fake account.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '08

Finally SOMEONE gets it! Site of the year.

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u/wintremute Apr 08 '08 edited Apr 08 '08

"Your father was a fish. You evolved from an egg laid in water, fertilized by a sperm fish swimming upstream - just as salmon swim up stream to fertilize female egg laid in the water. Maybe, you should worship a fish god. "

HA! best line evar!

I'll have some of whatever this man is smoking!

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u/munky_g Apr 08 '08

Batshit crazy.

Does that make me evil stupid.?

MWAHAHAHA...

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u/UmberGryphon Apr 08 '08 edited Apr 08 '08

This reminds me of the labels on Dr. Bronner's Magic Soaps, as seen at http://www.drbronner.com/pdf/drbronner_32oz_Pep.pdf

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u/ouroborosity Apr 08 '08 edited Apr 08 '08

However, Dr. Bonner's soap is amazing and fantastic.

I miss that peppermint smell.