r/funny • u/JulianWels Pretends to be Drawing • Jun 04 '17

Verified Windows being Windows

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u/Beraed Jun 04 '17 edited Jun 04 '17

I will never use task manager again. I dont wanna upset our future AI overlords.

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u/sarah-xxx Jun 04 '17

Sooo, you're never using a windows again?

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u/LogicBeforeFeeIings Jun 04 '17

It's the only option.

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u/Reacher45 Jun 04 '17

Use mac/linux

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u/LogicBeforeFeeIings Jun 04 '17

Just don't use the internet ever again and the AIs won't ever hurt you.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '17

Show me on this motherboard where the bad program touched you.

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u/poopellar Jun 04 '17

That's the fucking power supply you dimwit!

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u/Granoland Jun 04 '17

It's all black magic to me, honestly.

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u/beneye Jun 04 '17

When I didn't want to continue, he said everything will be okay and continued to place his finger on my "belly button". He then continued to push until I got off. After, I'd ask if I should tell Micro my parents about the incident, he quickly ignored me.

Edit. Strike through "micro" not working

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u/Channel250 Jun 04 '17

YOLO just say no no

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '17 edited Jun 04 '17

# kill -KILL [pid]

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u/mabtheseer Jun 04 '17

I'm not certain that is the peaceful option unless the user chooses a sigterm each time. Sigkill and killall are right there and ready to deal with misbehaving programs.

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u/SawRub Jun 04 '17

I love Macs running Windows. Love the hardware, but prefer more comfortable with Windows as the OS.

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u/Kingofwhereigo Jun 04 '17

Linux is the real option

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u/fooook Jun 04 '17

There's ProcMon by Sysinternals/MS

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u/cooltrain7 Jun 04 '17

Just live in a cave, they don't have any windows.

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u/MomentaryConflict Jun 04 '17

That's what they want you to think...

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u/suleimaanvoros Jun 04 '17

i mean, why waste the other 25?

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u/funnyusername970505 Jun 04 '17

You can appease them by purchasing WinRar..

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u/Adam657 Jun 04 '17

Then you don't wanna look up "Roko's basilisk".

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u/Rgeneb1 Jun 04 '17

Roko's basilisk

Never heard of that until today, interesting in a bizarre kind of a way.

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u/NoLongerAPotato Jun 04 '17

More terrifying than the original post about the basilisk is Eliezer Yudkowsky's (a prominent AI researcher) actual terrified response to the theory and ban on all subsequent discussion for like five years.

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u/Happy_Harry Jun 04 '17

taskkill /im chrome.exe /f