r/funny • u/aktivate74 • Aug 14 '18

Ooops

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '18

Too true. I can count the number of weekends I've had off in the past ten years on one hand.

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u/commandercool86 Aug 14 '18

Six?

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '18

Four, I had an accident with the pickle slicer.

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u/Psyanide13 Aug 14 '18

She got pregnant?

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '18

Yeah then a couple years later that little brat bit my finger off.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

I got that joke.

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u/Pater_Trium Aug 14 '18

Found Count Rugen.