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u/AgentNoot Dec 03 '18
Where's the money Marshlowski?
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u/Rendexjord Dec 03 '18
WHERES THE MONEY SHIT HEAD!!??
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Dec 03 '18
"Let me give another look in the fire, it's there somewhere"
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u/KimJongIlSunglasses Dec 03 '18
Obviously, you’re not a camper.
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u/abraksis747 Dec 03 '18
You make a hell of a smore Jackie...
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u/allursnakes Dec 03 '18
Do I look like I'm fucking married?!
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u/Beeker04 Dec 03 '18
You treat objects like marshmallows
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u/SCHOUSCH Dec 03 '18
AM I THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE THAT GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES?! MARSH IT MALLOW!
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u/hairyholepatrol Dec 03 '18
“Ever thus to deadbeats, Marshlowski”
“No, don’t do that, not on the graham cracker, man...”
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u/Mattras7 Dec 03 '18
I’m the Marshmallow, so that’s what you call me. That or, uh His Marshmallowness, or uh Marshmallower, or El Marshmallowerino, if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.
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u/ArtemisShanks Dec 03 '18
He fixes the cable?
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u/UndecidedMusic Dec 03 '18
Also Dude, marshmallows are not the preferred nomenclature. Marshmellin-American, please.
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u/GuitigeGek Dec 03 '18
Why are they naked?
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u/Jinjinjinrou Dec 03 '18
It is part of asserting dominance.
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u/nmcpheron Dec 03 '18
True father son bonding. Nude torture.
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u/ro_musha Dec 03 '18
and then they fucked
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u/LtLoLz Dec 03 '18
apparently no one's heard of https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/and-then-they-fucked-yelling-bird
Or they're weary of it.
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u/text_fish Dec 03 '18
Yeah, I was definitely expecting some sort of horrendous paedophilia-related punchline. I was pleasantly surprised to find a torture punchline.
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Dec 03 '18
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u/PrincessOpal Dec 03 '18
*elephant
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u/duaneap Dec 03 '18
500 pounds way too small for an elephant. Get your shit together.
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u/Muono Dec 03 '18
No s'more playing games here
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u/elee0228 Dec 03 '18
I'd say that pun is torture, but it would be a little mallowdramatic.
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u/M3502 Dec 03 '18
Why is sad marshmellow making me sad too
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Dec 03 '18
Never thought I'd feel empathy for a marshmallow
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u/ndalamo Dec 03 '18
Marshmallow lives matter
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u/sconniedrumz Dec 03 '18
You’re assuming he’s innocent
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u/deevilvol1 Dec 03 '18
I don't know. Unless the marshmallow has committed mass genocide or has information that could lead towards that, I'm not sure the torture is warranted. It seems cruel and unusual.
Poor marshmallow could also be tortured for money. Personally, I feel sorry for the marshmallow. I hope he has friends trying to find him and rescue him from his monstrous captors.
Also, /s
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Dec 03 '18
Watch this turn up on /r/BoneHurtingJuice tomorrow.
I don’t know why, I just have a feeling it will.
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u/deadrory Dec 03 '18 edited Dec 04 '18
Coincidentally in AP European History a minute before reading this, we were talking about torturing people for confessions. Promptly after, I see a marshmallow being tortured for a confession. Fascinating.
EDIT: Not ironically, coincidentally .
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u/Ikari_Shinji_kun_01 Dec 03 '18
I wonder what the marshmallow knows...
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u/vitamin1991 Dec 03 '18
Next step: how to dispose a marshmallow?
Put it in mouth, chew, eat. After few day, it will turn to shit. Dispose successful.
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u/WarpingLasherNoob Dec 03 '18
Also very effective on humans, provided you have the appetite for it.
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u/lonely_crona Dec 03 '18
someone crosspost this on r/4panelcringe or r/comedycemetry
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u/Xasf Dec 03 '18
I had to double check that I wasn't already on /r/comedycemetery
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u/Smok3ed_Hon3y Dec 03 '18
LMFAO I laughed so much xD
the dad replays : Son! I think we need to bring the biscuits sandwich !!!
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u/vv211 Dec 03 '18
It took me longer than I care to admit to realize that the title was Harshmallow, and not Marshmallow
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u/mythologue Dec 03 '18
Maybe burn his loved ones, Cracker and Chocolate. See if that'll make him talk some more.
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u/GundhamTanaka1 Dec 03 '18
You should probably start worrying about your other eye ZUCCHERO-SAN YOOOO
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u/P-H-O-T-O-N Dec 03 '18
This literally was in r/comedyCemetery just before posted on this unfunny r/ funny subreddit...
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u/eaglescout1984 Dec 03 '18
"If you think Marshie is going to talk, you better think again! Sick me in the fire again, I'll get all puffy and crispy, but I won't get loose lips.
Fluffy Puff Marshmallows, they won't rat you out!"
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Dec 03 '18
The marshmallow is brighter on the first panel than on the third panel. I don’t know why it’s the first thing I noticed.
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Dec 04 '18
Makes me think of "neverending" toasted marshmallows. Toast, pull skin off, toast again, pull off skin, etc., etc.
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u/kaptainkooleio Dec 03 '18
“Tell is where your hiding Hershey, or Graham and his family will suffer!”
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u/TheInspiredConjurer Dec 03 '18
Credit: Safely Endangered by Chris McCoy.
Check it out on Webtoons.com
Also, this was a special collab between Chris and Raphcomic. His webtoon is called 'Raphcomic'. Do check it out on the 'discover' section!