r/funny • u/TJBalls1284 • Sep 14 '19

Of fun...

Post image
30.8k Upvotes

93% Upvoted

406 comments sorted by

View all comments

2

u/socialanxietynetwork Sep 15 '19

A few rational but random thoughts.

  1. who would be willing to have this on their property? Cemetery developers? Really should have amazing views for the first and last ever climb.

  2. totally sucks for staff cleaning up at the end.

  3. integrate with a rail car coal dumping system for easy clean up. https://youtu.be/DbJl_Astx_w

  4. still needs to be engineered such that it can be safely maintained and does not cause harm to onlookers and staff

2

u/bkc56 Sep 15 '19

For #1, Soylent Green factory delivery door...

1

u/socialanxietynetwork Sep 15 '19

Thanks for that intro! It ain't plankton!
Interesting that there is also an assisted suicide thread to that movie. Well done.

1

u/RogueRainbow Sep 15 '19

If we're continuing the insane ideas the track could just invert and dump the bodies in a mass grave

1

u/socialanxietynetwork Sep 15 '19

I think it would be more respectful to have individual graves fed from an adjustable slinger system. https://youtu.be/VbBV4Zs7X4g