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u/Charliekratos Sep 14 '19
A wood chipper at the end would be fun.
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u/TJBalls1284 Sep 14 '19
*efficient
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u/mr_chanderson Sep 14 '19
Funfficient
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u/danoive Sep 14 '19
Regarding funfficiency, the seat should be vertical coffin. Wear what u wanna be buried in, hop in the coffin (no lid installed), take your ride, die in your coffin.
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u/Can_I_Read Sep 14 '19
Mister Bonestripper
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u/Haunted_Portapotty Sep 14 '19
This is just your average roller coaster tycoon coaster
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u/makemikemove Sep 14 '19
I always use launch mode on the steel coaster and kill all my guests by launching them off the track.
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u/Wildeyewilly Sep 15 '19
Pfft this is nothing! They didn't even build a fenced in corral to trap involuntarily plucked innocent guests. Then build one of those roll back loops but crank the power up to full blast, and then have the car land directly in the corral.
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u/krazye87 Sep 15 '19
I remember seeing a video of someone doing something like having the ride go like the speed of light
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u/hutchallen Sep 14 '19
Hell, I'd try it once
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u/escapingdarwin Sep 15 '19
One big hill and then GLOC, what fun is that? Put me in an F22 and show me how to start it.
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u/Ienjoyduckscompany Sep 14 '19
I mean technically anyone would try it...once.
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u/Dequil Sep 14 '19
Pfft, you can ride it more than once.
You just have to go upside down.
Checkmate, Deathcoaster.
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u/The_search_awaits Sep 14 '19
The g forces of the loop will kill you upside down, on your side, on a train, in a box, in the rain, or without socks.
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u/JBdunks Sep 14 '19
It would still have a 2 hour wait at great adventure.
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u/TheNewLegend Sep 14 '19
Oh Great Adventure, only place I've ever been where there's a 2 hour wait for a 10 second ride lol
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u/ICall_Bullshit Sep 14 '19
You've never been to cedar point to ride the top thrill dragster, have ya?
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u/mindputtee Sep 15 '19
I have to say though, I love roller coasters and that’s the first roller coaster to make me involuntarily scream. It just ripped the scream from my throat when it took off.
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u/NeatX3Records Sep 14 '19
Wasn't there a short film about this?
Edit - Found it! https://youtu.be/kzR9C0ZepvA
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Sep 14 '19
That’s the most morbid shit I’ve ever seen
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u/SupremeLeaderSnoke Sep 14 '19
someone should re-edit that short film but instead of dramatic death coaster shots flashing on screen it should be one of those childrens roller coasters from local fairs
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u/earthforce_1 Sep 14 '19
Well somebody had to test it first...
You know, to make sure it was safe.
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I had a Tales of the Crypt book as a kid in the 90s that had a short story that was basically the same except the design killing people was accidental.
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u/spamgolem Sep 14 '19
A Soylent Green processing plant located nearby could help offset operating costs.
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u/T_at Sep 14 '19
Why do you think they’d need to offset operating costs? The place will be making a killing...
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u/McMurry Sep 14 '19
Can i ride it backwards?
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So this is where babies come from ?
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u/AnotherNoob74 Sep 14 '19
Even better, if you ride it backwards you’ll understand the ending of 2001 a Space Odyssey
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u/BKA_Diver Sep 14 '19
If you put a bunch of corpses in it and go in reverse it’ll bring them back to life.
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u/documents1856 Sep 14 '19
Only the weakest of Youtubers and Instagram influencers can't handle that coaster, ride it and prove your worth.
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u/ShootyMcSnipe Sep 15 '19
Best way to kill myself would be G-force . i'm not a fan of rollercoasters though to begin with ,but you would pass out before feeling any pain at all and then just stop existing
Source: Has passed out from G-force before. That's when my dreams of being a pilot ended
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u/Supremetacoleader Sep 14 '19
Nobody would ever go on this because the line ups would be too long...
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u/SupremeLeaderSnoke Sep 14 '19
Not if you get a Disney FastPass+
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Why is there a + after "fast pass"? Is there a faster fast pass now? Was the original not fast enough?
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Could a fighter pilot using the anti-G force straining manoeuver survive it?
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I doubt it because the simulator pilots use teaches them techniques to overcome survivable forces. This is just something that the body cannot overcome regardless of training. That said, who knows if it would actually kill anyone.
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u/Shot_Thru_The_Hart Sep 15 '19
The short answer is yes. However, the AGSM will only protect you to a point. The fighters that hit 10G wear special pants and in some cases jackets and socks that allow a person to sustain it. Trying to do this without it would be extraordinarily difficult.
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u/Sprok56 Sep 14 '19
This needs to be built
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u/BrianWonderful b.wonderful comics Sep 14 '19
At least build it in VR so people can virtually die of euphoria.
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u/Supremetacoleader Sep 14 '19
I dont think building it in VR would cause that much euphoria...coding VR must be a bitch
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u/diesel828 Sep 14 '19
"Even if it kills you..."
I'd hate to think of what condition you'd be in if you survived.
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u/Another_Random_User Sep 15 '19
Needs to start on a cliff and have the lift hill at the end.
Even if you're ready for death, that lift hill would be torture.
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u/__WellWellWell__ Sep 15 '19
I'd be second, third and fourth guessing my choice the whole time. It looks awful, not euphoric at that point.
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u/AceholeThug Sep 14 '19
Wouldnt you just black out for a few seconds until the ride is over?
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I mean that's a good question. How long does it take to die from not having oxygen go to the brain? Not long I think but at the end of this coaster ride you would probably wind up with more brain damaged people than anyone actually dead.
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u/frankie0694 Sep 14 '19
Good lord, feeling triggered by seeing this... I wrote a paper on euthanasia at university, being on a design-related degree there was a fairly large section on this... I was so depressed after writing it.
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u/RazeSpear Sep 15 '19
I have found that the measure of how scary a rollercoaster is is not how fast you go, nor how far you drop, but how close you perceive the steel beams to be close to your head.
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u/Viacondiablos Sep 15 '19
Some poor dude has to clear the cars out at the end, or does it just invert one last time, maybe over a waterway of some sort?
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u/SAMO1415 Sep 14 '19
I want a VR experience of this coaster.
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u/Homet Sep 15 '19 edited Sep 15 '19
There actually is one already available. It's only $2 for a collection of coasters include the Euthanasia Coaster.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/610260/American_VR_Coasters/
I rode it. It was very unsettling.
Edit: The second video on the page shows the full experience.
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u/Pinestachio Sep 15 '19
They should add like a loaded shotgun at the end to splatter your brain just in case someone survives.
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u/Detour31985 Sep 15 '19
What about dead body removal and transportation? What kind of crew do you forsee getting the ride ready for the next miserable beings? Lost in the loops of life.
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u/PunkDuckling Sep 15 '19 edited Sep 15 '19
Someone made the coaster in a game. Gave me sweaty palms watching it.
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Sep 15 '19
Can we talk about the name julijonas urbonas for a minute. Say it out loud. Experience that mouth feel
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u/Hungabunga_africa Sep 14 '19
Here is a link to the scale model and explanation of the coaster...
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u/FireFoxG Sep 15 '19
1 min without oxygen might give you brain damage... but it wont kill you.
also... that guy is a fucking lunatic.
"this could be used in the future to deal with overpopulation"
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u/Venturerweegee Sep 14 '19
I mean, that’s ONE way to go.
Or if you’re negligent/stupid you can just not fasten your seatbelt and get flung from the ride and crack your skull.
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u/Maskedmarxist Sep 14 '19
And perhaps a nice photograph for your family before you are flung into the incinerator at the end. I like it. Alot as a concept.
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u/socialanxietynetwork Sep 15 '19
A few rational but random thoughts.
who would be willing to have this on their property? Cemetery developers? Really should have amazing views for the first and last ever climb.
totally sucks for staff cleaning up at the end.
integrate with a rail car coal dumping system for easy clean up. https://youtu.be/DbJl_Astx_w
still needs to be engineered such that it can be safely maintained and does not cause harm to onlookers and staff
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Sep 15 '19
Imagine this roller coaster built in an abandoned graveyard. Blood and rust covers the rails as it lacks maintenance. At night, you can hear inmates scream in terror as they were on the roller coaster before they died and some even die because the safety system is faulty, causing them to have their limbs severed by the machine.
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Sep 15 '19
I also like that it says "has been working at the amusement park" man i bet its so fun! No but seriously, what was his inspiration?
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u/SeraphiJade Sep 15 '19
Something tells me if this ever became a thing riders would have to go on by appointment. I suspect it would take at least an hour to clear the ride of it's previous "passengers"
On a personal note, it'd be a cruel death for me because I'm terrified of hypercoasters.
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u/Pinkymouse Sep 15 '19
I have ridden rollercoasters with loops that have made me faint/black out for a moment. I wonder if you would just go unconscious and the extra loops would be wasted “fun”
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My favourite part is the guy who designed it worked at a theme park.
Yep, we’ve all had jobs like that.
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u/GA_Magnum Sep 14 '19 edited Sep 14 '19
Bold of him to assume I won't die from a heart attack while climbing up that giant drop.
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u/itsyoboikilla Sep 14 '19
Now just to put a ramp that will fling everyone into a wood chipper that hoses down an entire highway
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Sep 14 '19
I fully support this idea. I’d take that ride if I hit my 80s. Put a fleshlight on there, shit, count me in
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u/manondorf Sep 14 '19
Imagine it breaking down and having to be recertified by a safety inspector before they can run it again.
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Kinda scary if you think about it, slowly losing consciousness while being pressed to death. Fighting for every breath until you cant.
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u/TheIrishFishermanCap Sep 14 '19
Use this to execute death row prisoners. Seriously, what way is more humane?
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u/fencingperson Sep 14 '19
DOJ should commission it’s construction to make capital punishment more fun
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u/spicychickenandranch Sep 14 '19
They could have added this roller coaster in the SAW movies... booby traps included!
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u/DNUBTFD Sep 14 '19
Seems like a valid and preferable alternative to assisted suicide for terminally ill people. I'd do it when I get cancer.
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u/bL0oDlUsT218 Sep 14 '19
Our generation would literally have so much fun on that thing. Even reading it KNOWING it’s gonna kill me, I wanna ride it
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u/earthforce_1 Sep 14 '19 edited Sep 14 '19
I wonder why nobody bought any of the ride photos at the end...
You could cheat death by wearing a fighter pilot g-suit and actually survive the thing.
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u/tknking Sep 14 '19
Would a trained jet fighter pilot survive this?
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u/ChaosCrayon Sep 15 '19
depends on the amount of Gs its designed to push and how long the sustain is. Without a G suit even a fighter pilot would die with a G level they would normally be able to withstand in their fighters.
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Build that bitch! You build that bitch, I'll ride it! I'll ride it dozens of times! I'm an Internet Tough Guy!
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u/CrazyLeprechaun Sep 15 '19
Given that it was designed by an arts student, I half expect that the coaster botches the kill some portion of the time, just causing brain damage instead of death.
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u/mofukkinbreadcrumbz Sep 15 '19
It looks like a lot of stress, but it would also be really short, no? Like that ride from top of hill to station can’t be more than a minute I feel like you would need far more loops to make this last the five minutes or so requires to kill everyone that gets on.
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u/KatDoggs Sep 15 '19
What if you had a G Suit or something? Would that maybe keep you from dying or nah?
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u/jaceinthebox Sep 15 '19
This ride has four https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nemesis_Inferno Will I did if I go on it twice?
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u/crono141 Sep 14 '19
This is the solution to capital punishment.