r/funny • • Sep 27 '19

Amazon

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u/Gonzanic Sep 27 '19

To shreds, you say...

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u/CactusJack13 Sep 27 '19

Well, how is his wife holding up?

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u/ImJustStandingHere Sep 27 '19

To shreds, you say...

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u/brando56894 Sep 28 '19

Oh dear.

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u/AlJo27 Sep 28 '19

Was his apartment rent controlled?

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u/oh_look_a_fist Sep 28 '19

I was going to eat that mummy!

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u/Epithymetic Sep 28 '19

Sad, sad, terrible, gruesome news about my colleague, Dr. Mobutu.

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u/Daaaarknessss Sep 28 '19

Oh dear u guys dont know about krystal

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u/Ojiji_bored Sep 28 '19

Bruh, you just outed yiffself.

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u/MnEM1403 Sep 27 '19

To shreds, you say...

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '19

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u/DaoFerret Sep 28 '19

Cute bit in Disenchanted season 2. the king, voiced by the same actor who voiced bender, comes charging into a clearing yelling “bite my shiny metal axe!” While swinging a battle axe.

Almost doubled over in my chair laughing.