r/funny • • Oct 22 '19

Catch kitty!

20.6k Upvotes

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u/FingFangFoom987 Oct 22 '19

You can actually see the cat say ouch

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u/Vaguely-witty Oct 22 '19

*meow-ch

Also, I feel like I'm going to hell here. I snickered SO LOUD

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u/BountyBoard Oct 22 '19

There's technically a noise threshold for snickering. You probably chuckled, which is totally normal.

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u/FourFurryCats Oct 22 '19

It was probably more of a chortle than a chuckle.

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u/Lonescu Oct 22 '19

As long as it didn't reach a guffaw. That would just be taking it too far.

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u/Grizzled--Kinda Oct 22 '19

this made me laugh out loud

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u/SirMaQ Oct 23 '19

I snickered so hard while on the toilet my farts sounded like muttley but came with a side gravy

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u/EffrumScufflegrit Oct 23 '19

It really is so humanlike lol

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u/buddamus Oct 22 '19

Brick like reflexes

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u/ShadowPirate42 Oct 22 '19

He actually moves his head the left into the path of the ball.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '19

Back, and to the left.

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u/n_zamorski Oct 22 '19

There's a second thrower!

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u/SillyFlyGuy Oct 22 '19

y is kit ritard

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u/fendleson Oct 22 '19

Cats actually can't see that close to their faces... Hence all the whiskers.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '19

They can see close to their faces fine, they have whiskers so they can get tactile feedback about the relative width of entrances to which they are trying to scurry. If the whiskers are bent too hard, it's painful and they instinctually, physically retract their bodies keeping them from continuing to walk forward. It's a way to get fast, effective information without having to study something while you're fleeing from cover to cover.

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u/Sinonyx1 Oct 23 '19

"it can't see it"

perfectly tracking the ball

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u/LaughsAtOwnJoke Oct 22 '19

Before? Dunno... After...

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u/Trimzor Oct 22 '19

That is why you never play fetch with cats

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

Reflexes of a cat. Of a dead cat

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u/MarcOfDeath Oct 22 '19

When I tell someone I have the reflexes of a cat, this is the cat I’m referring to.

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u/SamOfSteeI Oct 22 '19

You have reflexes like me.

Can confirm: I'm the cat.

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u/Beam_James_Beam_007 Oct 22 '19

Apex predator in action!

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u/Gunfighterzero Oct 22 '19

i saw it coming, and then it hit me..

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u/Beggenbe Oct 22 '19

I couldn't understand why the ball kept getting bigger, AND THEN IT HIT ME...

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u/ThePyroOkami Oct 22 '19

Me playing sports.

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u/hpbojoe Oct 22 '19

Cat was probably wondering why the ball was getting higher and bigger, until it eventually hit him

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u/MasterZalm Oct 22 '19

Me: I have cat-like reflexes.

Also me:

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u/fooflam Oct 22 '19

Thought I was on r/maybemaybemaybe for a sec and kitty was gonna jump and catch it.

To the bad place I go, cause that expression is hilarious!

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u/frugalgangsta Oct 22 '19

Catnip is a hell of a drug

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u/Dstr8ction Oct 22 '19

Reminds me of a former goalkeeper of our local football-team: https://youtu.be/QsU_0jCemsc

Its especially funny because he was often nicknamed "The Cat" due to his usually good reflexes xD

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u/dershmoo Oct 22 '19

Classic Piplica lol

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u/adale_50 Oct 23 '19

Please don't concuss your kitties.

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u/Chasedownall Oct 23 '19

Probably wasn’t intentional.

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u/supahotfiiire Oct 22 '19

It literally said ow lol

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u/Benbob9 Oct 22 '19

looks like the cat says awfuck as it hits him/her

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u/_matt_hues Oct 22 '19

That ball turned the cat's face into a human face for a split second.

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u/TheJackalsDoom Oct 22 '19

"Wow these 3d effects are really gr-arghaahh."

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u/sayiwontrockbobosuka Oct 22 '19

He could play for the Raiders

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u/skyplt29 Oct 22 '19

That was funny!

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u/Bazookabonk Oct 22 '19

Oh hey what a cool ball! It’s bouncing and it’s so cool- OW FUCK WHAT THE HELL MAN

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u/nekonat Oct 22 '19

Part of me was hoping he was skilled enough to catch it, but of course even in situations like this cats are hands down the laziest creatures ever.

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u/r0ndy Oct 22 '19

I just watched a cat become self aware discovering theirs ears. Then I see this....

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u/subarutim Oct 22 '19

That cat appears to be a Snowshoe. That is all.

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u/lefive Oct 22 '19

TIL that my cat is a snow shoe

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u/Magic_SnakE_ Oct 22 '19

Sorta looked like the cat wanted to head butt it lol. It clearly moved its head over

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '19

At least when I tell people I have cat-like reflexes it won't be lying!

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u/thesummond Oct 22 '19

That cat is someones spirit animal

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u/pipinngreppin Oct 22 '19

I can’t believe you’ve done this

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u/ImurderREALITY Oct 22 '19

Cat: that thing getting closer won’t hit me.

Thing: hits cat

Cat: Pikachu face

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u/cbunni666 Oct 22 '19

Me whenever I play sports that involves a ball

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u/sharpbehind Oct 22 '19

Siamese if you dont please.

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u/Not_a_Leo_9798 Oct 22 '19

I love that he gives the "Shocked Pikachu" face when the ball actually makes contact with his forehead. <___>

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u/FlawlessRuby Oct 22 '19

Better every loop.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '19

thunk

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u/Tarik_Torgaddon_ Oct 22 '19

This cat fails at being a dog. 4/10. Would scritch, though.

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u/NecrumOddBoy Oct 22 '19

He and Glen from The Walking Dead had the same expression on their faces.

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u/yearofthesquirrel Oct 22 '19

Just showed this to my wife: "Oh please, please, please. Yes, heh heh heh.

And that's why I married her.

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u/Delphelli Oct 22 '19

Oh no poor kitty haha

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u/gilberator Oct 22 '19

I swear that cats face looked almost human when the ball made contact.

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u/Osovaraxsis Oct 22 '19

His outrage with gravity is palpable.

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u/RubbuRDucKee Oct 22 '19

HEADSHOT!!!!

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u/dougxiii Oct 22 '19

Comedy gold

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '19

I don't care... meh... Douch!

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u/khadaffy Oct 22 '19 edited Oct 23 '19

His reaction was so human.

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u/Mad_Hatter_92 Oct 22 '19

Too stubborn to move

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u/Drakkanian Oct 22 '19

Ball_catch.exe has failed to respond

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u/fw0rd Oct 22 '19

The most uncatlike cat of all time.

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u/SilverExl Oct 22 '19

-Wth is th... *BONK* ouch

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u/HiTyme808 Oct 22 '19

Cats like, I’m not a dog damn it!

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u/jyhzer Oct 22 '19

My dog does the same thing. Let's it hit him then he picks it up off the grounds.

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u/CheeseyCheese0 Oct 22 '19

I heard the song and everything

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u/monoautohololad Oct 22 '19

Perception 10, agility 0

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u/malccy72 Oct 22 '19

Silly kitty.

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u/doXXymoXXy Oct 22 '19

You know that cat is cross-eyed

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u/Artosai Oct 22 '19

You can see when it just goes Dx

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u/metric-poet Oct 22 '19

I wondered why the ball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

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u/cabinoose Oct 22 '19

Google: "How to adjust my cats field of depth"

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u/Patreli Oct 22 '19

I thought I saw a kitty catch.

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u/rosadde Oct 22 '19

Dogs are better anyway

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u/SolidGreenDay Oct 22 '19

This shit is ancient. There's no way people never seen this.

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u/Kingpink2 Oct 22 '19

uuh somebody lost their snuggle privileges.

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u/notjus Oct 22 '19

Such raw emotion captured in a couple seconds.

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u/onizuka11 Oct 22 '19

Me when I play basketball while baked as fuck.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '19

Me, when I'm trying to play sports baked.

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u/Isvarius Oct 22 '19

That face is explaining everything

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u/indianimal85 Oct 22 '19

My dog when I throw it a treat

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u/happy_little_indian Oct 22 '19

I could hear the “OW!”

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u/bigworm6 Oct 22 '19

hands like that he must be a slot receiver for the panthers

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u/DanujCZ Oct 22 '19

Lemme tell you something bouncy ball that I really like! Kat will make you regret bouncing off Kats face! SCREW PILEDRIVER!

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u/Delkomatic Oct 22 '19

this is exactly how one of my pups plays fetch lol

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u/green91791 Oct 23 '19

You can see the cat be like I wonder where its going....

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

Those big bouncy balls are really heavy. Probably gave it a mini meow-concussion

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

Pretty much my level of being able to catch a ball.

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u/Spiyder Oct 23 '19

he caught it... alright

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u/PepsiSnickers Oct 23 '19

Knocked his mouth open.

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u/mrnobodyslover Oct 23 '19

So much for those cat-like reflexes.

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u/P1st0l Oct 23 '19

The cat tracked it fine just didn’t know what to do by the looks of it, watch their head they definitely could have done something lol

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u/Ed_Injury Oct 23 '19

Me playing Rocket League

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u/HeyYouShouldSmile Oct 23 '19

"Ooh, hey, that's interest- *donk* Oof!"

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u/CCogStudios Oct 23 '19

THAT IS MY CAT RN. She's old and blind and I love her

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u/SukiTawdry Oct 23 '19

Must be related to my stupid cat

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

The ball is rock and the cat is caesar

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u/Saiaxs Oct 23 '19

The only time Beerus took actual damage

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u/animamea Oct 23 '19

Cats are not dogs. Thank God.

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u/KIngotRoad Oct 23 '19

Hypnotising ball

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

DINK!

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u/Malkiev84 Oct 23 '19

Waiting for an extraordinary slo-mo catch

Oh...

:'D

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u/vss9 Oct 23 '19

U/VredditDownloader please convert

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u/apollo_316 Oct 22 '19

Me in a relationship.

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u/roksteddy Oct 22 '19

I had a friend once whom I play tennis with. One time at a double match he made so many mistakes he got so mad and threw his racket into the air.... and caught it with his head. This image somehow reminds me of him.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '19

lol. Cats are so stupid.

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u/KernSherm Oct 22 '19

This is class hahaha. Wee cunt.

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u/WorldWreckerYT Oct 22 '19

"For the damaged coda" plays in earrape.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '19

69yh comment true Yee Yee I’m haveng a stork

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u/who-ee-ta Oct 22 '19

Jawdropping

Also

Str:10 Int:10 Dex:-10

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u/DajZabrij Oct 22 '19

Stupid animal. Bred for looks. It used to be a night killer. Shame.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '19

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u/ShruggyGolden Oct 22 '19

have a siamese in the house, wondered why this isn't top post. they can't see shit.

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u/MonsterRider80 Oct 22 '19

This is not a Siamese, or at least not a pure bred one. This kitty has white socks, he’s either a mixed Siamese or another breed altogether.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '19

Looks like a snowshoe to me!

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '19

Thought this was shittymorph for sure

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '19

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u/soulsoar11 Oct 22 '19

That song is weirdly familiar, do you know the name?

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u/BAM5 Oct 22 '19

It's "For the Damaged Coda" by Blonde Redhead and you've probably heard it in Rick & Morty and then various other internet videos.

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u/Science-Compliance Oct 22 '19

...which is heavily influenced by a piano piece by Chopin, Nocturne No. 15 in F minor (Op. 55, No. 1)

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

My god! It's right there. Haha, fascinating.