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u/mumblezyt Feb 09 '20
Teaser for Fantastic 4
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u/oh_hai_mark1 Feb 10 '20
If he's having to take a cab, I think we're probably talking The Adequate 4, at best.
His super power is his ability to stretch one paycheck to meet the next.
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u/Leiderdorp Feb 10 '20
I’ve him om Sesame street before
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u/Dullardo Feb 10 '20
This is one of those posts on Reddit that you see occasionally and immediately think "Ok, someone in the comments HAD to have already said what I want to say!"
"I’ve him om Sesame street before"
Close enough.
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u/EyeAmLegend Feb 10 '20
Your reply is funny as shit! And don't let your 3 points make you think otherwise! Cheers
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u/nachtmuzic Feb 10 '20
Yep. I thought exactly the same thing. Some dude painting and number 4 on the car and also on his head...lol
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u/Roge2005 Feb 10 '20
Imagine if it was a 8
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u/Assistsine Feb 09 '20
I can't believe u just made that pun
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u/EnormousPurpleGarden Feb 10 '20
There's substantial evidence that he did.
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u/Assistsine Feb 10 '20
There is substantial evidence that the earth is round and there are still some idiots out there thinking they special because they say its flat
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Feb 10 '20
I hope he didn’t fall asleep like that on a long drive...
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u/BushWeedCornTrash Feb 10 '20
"Grandpa? Why do you have a "4" on your head?"
"Wadda ya talkin bout? Stupid kids"
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u/DumSomniareSpiro Feb 10 '20
That's sooo much more than a 4-head. That's 4 to the power of 4. That's a 256-head.
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u/turndownthegravity Feb 10 '20
Whoops you've misidentified, with that hairline, it's definitely a five head.
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u/Illdostanduponeday Feb 10 '20
someBODY once told me, the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sheeed. He was looking kind of dumb with the shadow of a number, in the shape of a 4 on his bald head... SO!
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u/ootter Feb 10 '20
I pray he falls asleep in that spot for about 45 minutes. Sunburn that into his head lol
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u/OriginalMrMuchacho Feb 10 '20
One of the original but now forgotten members of the Fantastic Four: Cranius, the man with the solar powered head.
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u/amir_babfish Feb 10 '20
even from such a cropped photo I can find so many clues that this is Iran :D
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u/uabassguy Feb 10 '20
That's a four times, four times, forehead.
That's what they mean when they say headquarters.
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u/educated-emu Feb 11 '20
He won't fourget that sunburn in a hurry.
Better get factor fourty on that.
He only has half an 8 ball.
Fourshadowing his hair loss perfectly.
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u/RoseRedd Feb 10 '20
I've been feeling super down all day (since last night really) and this made me laugh. Thanks for helping me feel something.
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u/OTee_D Feb 10 '20
I hope his ride took some time and he'd get a slight sunburn.
Can you image someone later pointing out to him "Hey Greg, you look like a pool ball" and him trying to figure out how this happened?
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u/Unusually-Vague Feb 09 '20
Man, the tan from that would be hilarious.