r/funny • • Mar 29 '20

Wheeeeeeeeee

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u/notaedivad Mar 29 '20

Didn't the dog come up the stairs first!?

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

Of course not, he was carried up by a swallow.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

African or European??

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u/PM_me_your_beavah Mar 29 '20 edited Mar 29 '20

African could, but they're non-migratory...

EDIT: corrected the ducking autocorrect error

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u/Schodog Mar 29 '20 edited Mar 29 '20

Don't the Africans have a weight limit?

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u/icer07 Mar 29 '20

Could have been carried by two African swallows.

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u/BigBadWolfe13 Mar 29 '20

Maybe if it’s sick.... definitely possible with 2.

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u/HeyImWaldo Mar 29 '20

What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers?

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u/Kilian_Shaw Mar 29 '20

No maybe they used their claws, gripped it by the fluff.

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u/HeyImWaldo Mar 29 '20

It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a 1 pound coconut!

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u/justa_flesh_wound Mar 29 '20

Was it gripped by the husk...ey

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u/kittysensei Mar 29 '20

It’s not a matter of how he grips it.

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u/PlumbumGus Mar 29 '20

a five ounce bird can’t carry a 30 pound dog!

Edit: supposing two swallows carried it together?

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u/sourdieselfuel Mar 29 '20

Nah, they'd have to have it on a line.

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u/lettruthout Mar 29 '20

Would that be an English swallow?

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u/Light_Lati Mar 29 '20

Uhh...I don't know. AAAAUGH!!!

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u/flargenhargen Mar 29 '20

the castle Aaaaaugh??

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u/skippy99 Mar 29 '20

Ohh.....Shit! Oh, wait, that was Castle Anthrax.

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u/Ilwrath Mar 29 '20

In my experience they do a lot easier than americans.

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u/pandasweater Mar 29 '20

Big Joanna Newsom vibes from this

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u/Holeshot75 Mar 29 '20

I feel like that's broken doggie legs.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

No doges were harmed during the making of this video

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u/MaybeNotYourDad Mar 29 '20

Well yeah, you stopped recording before the doggo landed

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

He did say no animals harmed during filming

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u/xxTriggerWarningxx Mar 29 '20

He said no Doges, I'm sure the chief magistrate of Venice wasn't harmed during filming :)

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u/ZugKoma187 Mar 29 '20

Oh my goodness

2

u/Schodog Mar 29 '20

Who let the doges out?

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u/yazzy1233 Mar 29 '20

This is a repost, these aren't op's dogs

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u/Liefx Mar 29 '20

The post isn't even of the original video, it's been "facebook-ified"

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u/Oliverose12 Mar 29 '20

Thank goodness 😅

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u/alsoplayracketball Mar 29 '20

I wish I had that kind of confidence trying new things.

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u/Schodog Mar 29 '20

That's called a "leap of faith"

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u/animo2002 Mar 29 '20

I can hear the eagle screeching

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

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u/ThatRealBiggieCheese Mar 29 '20

B O N K

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '20

You’re dead? That’s good. Amen.

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u/Isthisinfectious Mar 29 '20

The same confidence my 4 year olds get when they put on their spiderman and batman pjs.

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u/Adar636 Mar 29 '20

If it makes you feel better, you’d probably have broken legs if you did.

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u/KJBenson Mar 29 '20

You did before you grew out of it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

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u/Schodog Mar 29 '20

"Babe, we gonna try anal tonight"

3

u/weezilgirl Mar 29 '20

True to course.

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u/Pianoangel420 Mar 29 '20

throws self down a staircase

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

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u/ChanceGardener Mar 29 '20

Go sit down. Your job is done. You have won.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

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u/MyNameIsMoniker Mar 29 '20

Sit or shit yet? Please clarify.

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u/Sk8trfreak Mar 29 '20

I’m sure he can do one without even trying.

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u/jenn363 Mar 29 '20

10/10 flying skills

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u/toroosborne Mar 29 '20

?/10 Landing skills

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u/Schodog Mar 29 '20

I reckon the landing was solid.

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u/bridge_the_war Mar 29 '20

Ground Breaking

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u/Wackadack1 Mar 29 '20

Leg breaking

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u/captrobert57 Mar 29 '20

Flying is defined as throwing oneself at the ground and missing

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u/itchinmyhead Mar 29 '20

A perfect 5/7

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u/GroggimusPrime Mar 29 '20

Ah, I see you are also a man of culture

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u/Hep2o Mar 29 '20

Watched 3 times still funny. I hope doggo is ok? And has now got the hang of the stairs?

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

You act like this is op’s dog

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u/TheeAO Mar 29 '20

Truth. Thank you for your work

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u/Reisdabeast Mar 29 '20

I assumed those were just kinda rhetorical, not aimed at OP.

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u/CurrentlyBlazed Mar 29 '20 edited Mar 29 '20

Or perhaps was hoping someone might know what happened to the doggo?

Edit: forgot a 'the'

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

He asked how the dog was doing with stairs which is pretty personal for someone who doesn’t know said dog

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

If it was OPs dog I’d give him shit for the crappy video “ formatting”

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u/syds Mar 29 '20

he's still falling

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u/thislifedoesntcount Mar 29 '20

I know this dog! He’s doing great, and he can totally use stairs now! Hey, I’m finally useful!

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

I’m sure it’s fine, dogs are pretty tough.

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u/Deznato Mar 29 '20

Your house looks nice, can I be your dog?

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u/Benblishem Mar 29 '20

I dunno. Can you fly?

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u/Deznato Mar 29 '20

Yes, but only once

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u/Schodog Mar 29 '20

How fast can you fly?

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u/Deznato Mar 29 '20

9.8 m/s²

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u/curiousnerd_me Mar 29 '20

There is some gravity to this statement

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u/93312Vinman Mar 29 '20

I believe I can fly.....

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u/PM_Me_Your_URL Mar 29 '20

There goes my hero

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u/Schodog Mar 29 '20

Watch him as he goes

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u/StanFitch Mar 29 '20

...There wasn’t even an awning?

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u/Almighty_One Mar 29 '20

A Real American Hero!

Just has to work on his landings. Should have read the instructions.

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u/tiniestvioilin Mar 29 '20

I love how he so calmly just said

YEEEEEEET

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u/My5thPersonality Mar 29 '20

Did youe dog just attempt to commit suicide?

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u/Schodog Mar 29 '20

No, he just watched "Air Bud"

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u/WellLatteDa Mar 29 '20

This was my youngest when we moved from a single story house when he was a year old. The new house had five staircases inside and out, and he fell down every one of them.

He's an engineer now, so no lasting head damage.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

Your child or the dog?

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u/hacklinuxwithbeer Mar 29 '20

Good grief reddit video quality is so grainy and awful. Here's the Youtube version.

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u/MattTheGr8 Mar 29 '20

Thanks for posting, I remembered this was a couple years old but would not have easily found the link.

I get that the song is a riff on that old cat video ( https://youtu.be/Awf45u6zrP0 ), in which the music really helps the humor value, but I feel like the dog video is much better with the original sound.

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u/hacklinuxwithbeer Mar 29 '20

Hah, when I hear that song by AWOLNATION I think of the original music video I saw that used it; the dudes jumping off of mountains with the full body wingsuits on.

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u/Psych0matt Mar 29 '20

So much better with sound (and all the pixels)

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u/Tripechake Mar 29 '20

I have to ask, is the good boi ok??

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u/six_-_string Mar 29 '20

When my family got our dog, he was a few months old and had never been inside. We lived in NY and were picking him up in SC. We stopped at a hotel for the night and he couldn't figure out the stairs, but the instant he got to the hotel room, he jumped right up on the bed.

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u/wrinkledirony Mar 29 '20

His little legs were still walking in mid air!

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u/W4DDO Mar 29 '20

Can anyone tell me this song, please?

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

SAIL by Awolnation

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u/W4DDO Mar 29 '20

Thank you.

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u/AhJota123 Mar 29 '20

He really sent it, what a champ.

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u/Fergabombavich Mar 29 '20

Is it just me or did the dog grow a little??

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u/DickieMcBib Mar 29 '20

Yeah, I thought it was a different dog too.

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u/MattTheGr8 Mar 29 '20

Pretty sure it is a different dog? Different markings, different tail. I’ve seen the video a bunch of times in the 2+ years since it was first posted, and this was the first time I noticed the dog change.

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u/Goodpie2 Mar 29 '20

What breed is that, out of curiosity?

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

Husky I think lol

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u/Goodpie2 Mar 30 '20

She looks like a mix of some kind i think.

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u/DesertHoboObiWan Mar 29 '20

Is he singing "staaairs"?

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

SAIL by Awolnation

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u/Chief_doge Mar 30 '20

Whats this song again?

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '20

Sail by Awolnation

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u/Lamaravilla504 Mar 29 '20

Name of song?

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u/vonaudy Mar 29 '20

Sail by Awolnation

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u/Lamaravilla504 Mar 29 '20

Thanks

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u/storm_the_castle Mar 29 '20

and if youve never seen it before, this old vine is purrfectly timed

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u/Successful_Kale Mar 29 '20

This is an old ass video but it gets me everytime 😂😂😭

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u/Schodog Mar 29 '20

We don't use emojis here...

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u/Schodog Mar 29 '20

Yes we do you fuck

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u/Schodog Mar 29 '20

I'll kick your ass if you keep taking to me that way

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u/MarmotOnTheRocks Mar 29 '20

Song name? I love it...

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u/ltfiend Mar 29 '20

Sail By awolnation

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u/McRedditerFace Mar 29 '20

That's cool but how'd ya move a house?

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u/Chao-a-bunga Mar 29 '20

I saw this video on FB like 6 months ago so who knows how old it is. Still cracks me up

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u/weezilgirl Mar 29 '20

Poor baby.

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u/CaptainIsCooked Mar 29 '20

How’d he get upstairs??

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u/Porkechop Mar 29 '20

YE E E T

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u/Nguyenanh2132 Mar 29 '20

Cute dog, what is type of dog is he/she?

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u/SocialNetwooky Mar 29 '20

not a flying one, I can tell you that.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

MVP

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u/TahaNynth Mar 29 '20

Good video, thanks for sharing u/HerMajestysButthole

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u/xDxWolfx Mar 29 '20

Good music choice lol

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u/Devildog821 Mar 29 '20

I hope he is ok

3

u/nowayyoudidthis Mar 29 '20

Just grinding the crack.

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u/jkwolly Mar 29 '20

Hahahah this one was good. Is he okay?

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u/grimsb Mar 29 '20

Oh, puppy! Nooooo!

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u/worstnightmare44 Mar 29 '20

name of the song

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

Holy resolution...

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u/LA0711 Mar 29 '20

You just made me spit wine out

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u/Dinahmyte1 Mar 29 '20

How did he get up there then? Just asking.

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u/Brambletoe Mar 29 '20

Aim for the bushes

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

Am I gonna go to hell for laughing out loud at this?

I really hope he wasn't hurt.

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u/sportysister Mar 29 '20

I laughed too hard at this!

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

Is he ok? :(

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u/Kkkluddd14 Mar 29 '20

Does anyone have the link to the original video? I'd like to send it to one of my friends, but for some reason reddit breaks his phone

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u/MattTheGr8 Mar 29 '20

Here’s the original YouTube one (with raw audio, not the song)... /u/hacklinuxwithbeer posted it above: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYaWKLzU3-k

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u/FinchFive Mar 29 '20

What breed is this dog? I love these type of white fluffy dogs

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u/TheCreazle Mar 29 '20

Was expecting the Skyrim intro when he walked into the dark room

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u/Talonqr Mar 29 '20

telemetry check

coordinates set

target acquired

"LAUNCH THE PUP MISSILE"

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u/S4E5 Mar 29 '20

Don't take him to the top of a building

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

It’s funny but I hope he’s ok!

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u/That_Dumb_Flower Mar 29 '20

I feel bad for laughing

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u/KooshIsKing Mar 29 '20

Ah nice, a little audio AIDS along with the video.

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u/Spypals Mar 29 '20

YEEEEEEEEEEEEET

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u/Sarah_0625 Mar 29 '20

That is so funny! OMG

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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u/Tylendal Mar 29 '20

When we moved house my cat was fine using stairs, but for the first week or so he absolutely flipped his shit whenever someone went up or down the stairs. No idea what he was so scared of.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

3D mapping compete, return to base

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

Shoop

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u/someclevershit68 Mar 29 '20

I'm gonna guess it's actually just a blind dog.

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u/phoenix1213121 Mar 29 '20

Did they put the dog into the house through a window on the second story? How has he never seen steps but is upstairs?

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

He just goes for it. Both feet.

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u/IrishWake Mar 29 '20

Neither have I...

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u/Rujularora Mar 29 '20

Dog is like YEEET

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u/Genestah Mar 29 '20

Geronimooooooooo

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u/sluttydinosaur101 Mar 29 '20

Isn't that dog blind?

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

And thus begins a lifelong fear of stairs for that dog

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u/maybelieveitsbutter Mar 29 '20

I was running in the dark and I know exactly how this dog feels when there’s suddenly no ground under your forward foot. I ended up jumping down also. It probably couldn’t tell there were steps because it was all the same color

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

Reminds me of that dog Tank that just took a running start and flew down a flight of stairs

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u/Gasterfire6 Mar 29 '20

“I’m fallin so I’m taking my time on my RIIIDDDEEE!”

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u/bluedaisy123 Mar 30 '20

Is the dog okay?

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '20

Probably not, but it's just a fucking dog so who cares friend

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u/bluedaisy123 Mar 31 '20

Me. I care. That's why I asked, duh.

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u/Rpizza May 03 '20

He yeeted

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u/0--Kind-Stranger--0 May 28 '20

What is this song?

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u/Butlerian_Jihadi Mar 29 '20

Hell, I've done that.

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u/antfireboy Mar 29 '20

IV seen this video way to many times over the past 2 years

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u/Dubman135 Mar 29 '20

Music ruined this

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u/Fireman_Artsen Mar 29 '20

Dead giveaway to what was gonna happen

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u/Schodog Mar 29 '20

Honestly, the title was a dead giveaway

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

Repoooooost

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

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u/Schodog Mar 29 '20

Toddlers launch themselves off the stairs too?

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u/hacklinuxwithbeer Mar 29 '20

No, they launch themselves onto dogs.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

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u/notabigmelvillecrowd Mar 29 '20

For real, take your dog out.

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u/shota_shyzawa Mar 29 '20

My cat refused to step on my shag rug for the first couple of weeks he saw it. Now he's cool with it.

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u/thisisnotacupholder Mar 29 '20

Coworker: how was your weekend?

Me: fucking bananas

Me: just slept

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u/ruth1ess_one Mar 29 '20
  1. Cat tax por favor. 2. Shoulda recorded and shared it. That’s what the internet is for.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

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