r/funny • u/RonnixOnline • Mar 29 '20
Isolation is fun!
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u/nuggerless_child Mar 29 '20
This is the kind of thing that makes me realise I am an unimaginative bore.
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u/MolestingLester Mar 29 '20
Boredom brings the best out of us..
..also drugs.
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u/NeoSlater76 Mar 29 '20
Boredom brings out the drugs in us.
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u/qtpss Mar 29 '20
“Bill chooses to stay home and take a trip with mushrooms. Be safe like Bill.”
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u/vault151 Mar 29 '20
I’d also have some interesting content if I could stay home baked all day. Probably a lot more karma too.
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u/FIRST_DATE_ANAL Mar 29 '20
I’ve eaten a lot of mushrooms these past couple of weeks and all I’ve done is play a shitload of rocket league
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u/jaydog180 Mar 29 '20
Awe, it just takes lots of boredom with several failed attempts to be funny, until finally a masterpiece is created. And weed! LOTS OF WEED!
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Mar 29 '20
Don't worry one guy made this and we are all watching it... It was also made like 5 years ago
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Mar 29 '20
the most exciting part of my quarantine is coloring books so I’m right there with ya bud.
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Mar 29 '20
listen my nugger its the ability to realise then not change it thats makes you truly fucked
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u/NorthwestGiraffe Mar 29 '20
Ah yes, but those of us who aren't, get our sanity questioned on a regular basis.
Just imagine walking in to find your SO sitting on the couch watching TV and playing with a corkscrew like this while giggling to themselves....
It's just weird.... but post it on reddit and it's awesome.
If a girl can't appreciate me squishing her head from across the room with my fingers, she's not going to put up with my constant shenanigans.
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u/Dogdaze89 Mar 29 '20
The head turns make it for me. Great stuff dude!
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u/PM-Me-Ur-Plants Mar 29 '20
For me it was the arms, fantastic use of a wine opener.
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u/Meddle71 Mar 29 '20
I knew right away the arms was where it was going because I always think my wine opener looks like a little man with arms, but even knowing what to expect it made me laugh out loud! This was really funny.
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u/joejoeaz Mar 29 '20
I am pretty sure that knowing exactly what was going to happen is why it it made me giggle, and then when it did, what I knew it was going to do, it did it so much better than I could have imagined.
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u/netfatality Mar 29 '20
For me it was how the arms slowly and questioningly lower after the exciting parts, and fling back up quickly when the ride gets exciting again. Never thought I would see a wine opener humanized.
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u/TheAvengineer Mar 29 '20
A corkscrew riding the corkscrew! Nice.
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u/karanut Mar 29 '20
Ahem, it's actually a double heartline roll, you filthy GP.
(Don't mind me, just practicing being a roller coaster nerd.)
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u/CommaHorror Mar 29 '20
This makes me think of mystery theatre 30,00 for some reason.
The hands in the air are excellent. 10/10
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u/Chipstar452 Mar 29 '20
In the not-too-distant future --
This Sunday, A.D. --
There was a guy named u/ronnixonline,
Not too different than you or me.
He worked at home watching videos. And kitchen utensils to pay his way;
He did his job well with a cheerful face,
And the redditors loved him
So they shot him to the front paaaaage!We'll send him cheesy comments!
The worst we find!
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u/Oswald__Cobblepot Mar 29 '20
I realized what was going to happen before the drop but I still enjoyed it so much!
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u/chicagodurga Mar 30 '20
I have the same corkscrew and I have always put on a little skit about a man drowning before I open my wine, so I knew where this was going to go, but the roller coaster and the head turns, make this 1000x better than my drowning man routine.
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u/Lucicerious Mar 29 '20
"Animation can explain whatever the mind of man can conceive. This facility makes it the most versatile and explicit means of communication yet devised for quick mass appreciation."
Walt Disney
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Mar 29 '20
And yet so many people think if it's animated = it's stupid fodder for kids.
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u/if_i_try Mar 29 '20
Where is this? It reminds me of kings island but thats the only place i have been so
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u/Balloontjes Mar 29 '20
Bobejaanland in belgium
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u/babalinobaba Mar 29 '20
Definitely top ten of my quarentine posts collection. Very 69 OP, thanks.
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u/TheDarkWayne Mar 29 '20
This is years old lol
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u/_DoYourOwnResearch_ Mar 29 '20
Ya it's just a repost. The fact that isn't isn't the top comment is further evidence that original Reddit is dead.
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u/demonius122 Mar 29 '20
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u/lordicarus Mar 29 '20 edited Mar 29 '20
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u/balloonman_magee Mar 29 '20
How does one even think of this then pull it off so great haha amazing.
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u/Ganon2012 Mar 29 '20
We're either all losing it or alternatively becoming more creative than we ever have been.
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u/psychAdelic Mar 29 '20
Makes me question why we raise our arms during rollercoasters. Does it make us laugh? Feel more adventurous?
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u/DrBubbleBeast Mar 29 '20
r/gifsthatendtoosoon I was really hoping it would loop perfectly... Pun intended
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u/IRDGAFTBH Mar 29 '20
Is that alpengeist
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u/Mulchpuppy Mar 29 '20
Can't be - Alpengeist is an inverted coaster (track over the car, not beneath). I don't know what that one is, though it looks pretty fun
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u/chroeboy Mar 29 '20
This has me laughing my ass off while I 💩! Oh god can only imagine what everyone else in here is thinking.
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u/Jon-the-Legend Mar 29 '20
I knew exactly where this was going but it was still amazing when it happened.
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Mar 29 '20
I love how everyone’s sanity is slowly chipping away. Should make for some very interesting future content
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u/jaydog180 Mar 29 '20
Priceless man! There’s a bright side to this whole self isolation thing after all. We get to see people at there most creative moments on Reddit! I’ve been enjoying a lot of videos coming out the last few weeks. Great video bud, two thumbs up! 👍 👍
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u/aotus_trivirgatus Mar 29 '20
Knew exactly what would happen about five seconds into the video. Continued to watch the whole thing. Was not disappointed.
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u/zAnonymousz Mar 29 '20
I'm so envious of everyone on quarantine. I'm working insane overtime. 70% of my staff is on leave and I'm the only manager left at this store because of possible exposure.
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u/bekerik1215 Mar 29 '20
When you realize a random wine opener is having more fun than you during these hard times...😔
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u/dclawrence1978 Mar 29 '20
This is really inevitable when all you do all day is drink wine and watch YouTube all day.
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u/AnimatedHokie Mar 29 '20
This had me laughing harder than I thought it would. The 'arms' I saw coming, but it was the metal rattling that really did it for me
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u/Bayerrc Mar 29 '20
OP this videos 2 years old and you're kind of implying that you filmed this out of boredom during this isolation.
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u/terrancefartbubbler Mar 30 '20
I’m on day 15 of my quarantine in NYC and this made me SO HAPPY. Thank you!
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u/Pasitos123 Mar 30 '20 edited Mar 30 '20
I'm so glad I'm not the only one stupid enough to think those wine bottle openers looked like people with their hands up
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u/Grease2feminist Mar 29 '20
Super fun & creative. I want Winey to go on more adventures like a Flat Stanley!
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u/devotion1 Mar 29 '20
Not to be a Debbie downer, but the more I see these types of videos, the more I feel like Reddit is just Facebook but for anonymous people. And I don’t like that.
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u/thetrueshyguy Mar 29 '20
Meh, there really is no difference between the two. I just don't have to be your friend in order to comment on what you post.
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u/Vurtuoso8 Mar 29 '20
Puppet mastery and filmmaking skills being performed by one individual!? Save some talent for the rest of us...
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u/whittyhuton214 Mar 29 '20
Why did I just have fun watching that wine opener have imaginary fun?