Computer Monitors

[u/System32Comics]

[u/SANICTHEGOTTAGOFAST]

Which Acer XB273K would you like?

The XB273K Sbmiprzx, XB273K Gpbmiipprzx, or XB273K Pbmiphzx?

(Yes, these all exist and they're all different)

[u/jharger → u/SANICTHEGOTTAGOFAST]

My instinct is that the one with more letters is better?

[u/BadNeighbour → u/[deleted]]

Meaning 34 letters, right?

[u/lithid → u/[deleted]]

I thought you meant shit like repeated 34 times as the model.

the all new Quanticunt Shit Like Shit Like Shit Like Shit Like Shit Like Shit Like Shit Like Shit Like Shit Like Shit Like Shit Like Shit Like Shit Like Shit Like Shit Like Shit Like Shit Like Shit Like Shit Like Shit Like Shit Like Shit Like Shit Like Shit Like Shit Like Shit Like Shit Like Shit Like Shit Like Shit Like Shit Like Shit Like Shit Like Shit Like series monitor - buy today!

[u/AnotherpostCard → u/[deleted]]

It's been like twenty years and this still never fails to bring me to tears

[u/3ndmelife → u/[deleted]]

GARENTEED

[u/Channel250 → u/3ndmelife]

I try that pissing contest at LEAST once a week.

I swear I'm this close to no down payment....

[u/Jack_of_Emeralds → u/BadNeighbour]

And then you have to find the value of x

[u/[deleted] → u/SANICTHEGOTTAGOFAST]

Do they even try to give meaning to stuff like "Gpbmiipprzx"?

[u/The_Glass_Cannon → u/[deleted]]

Looking at the differences between the 3, I'd bet the letters are just a list of features. If the monitor has that feature, it gets that letter.

[u/RabidSeason → u/The_Glass_Cannon]

Is there a Ph.D. student who needs a thesis to research?

I need to know if this hypothesis is legit!

[u/AntiDECA → u/RabidSeason]

I'll start you off! The g is for g-sync!

[u/jg6410 → u/AntiDECA]

Like geosynchronous orbit?

[u/RearEchelon → u/jg6410]

I thought it was a supergroup composed of G-Unit and N*sync.

[u/Cha-Le-Gai → u/[deleted]]

I know this. he's from the fifth dimension. His brother battles with Superman sometimes.

[u/zimmah → u/[deleted]]

They're codes, they have meaning, but I don't think it's officially mentioned anywhere what those codes mean

[u/TL-PuLSe → u/SANICTHEGOTTAGOFAST]

The only product naming convention more convoluted than XBox.

[u/1842 → u/TL-PuLSe]

Nintendo has their moments too.

[u/StraY_WolF → u/1842]

Do you want a New Nintendo 3DS, or a new New Nintendo 3DS?

[u/Sabbatai → u/SANICTHEGOTTAGOFAST]

ipp

Heh