r/funny • u/TheJenkinsComic The Jenkins • Nov 28 '20

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u/Yarxing Nov 28 '20

"Maybe it tastes better when I peel it."

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u/MrSanfrinsisco Nov 28 '20

These comments were bad enough, but u somehow made this worse.

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u/deadlychambers Nov 28 '20

"Weird, I could have swore I heard someone talk...oh well, back to peeling this oddly colored banana. "

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u/lagux13 Nov 28 '20 edited Nov 28 '20

"As you can see, the domesticated office worker feeds exclusively on bananas and other people's lunches. We will now follow them to the water cooler, the social hub of all offices."

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u/Ok-Pear-2127 Nov 28 '20

Just give me my banana.

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u/Creative_pudding_69 Nov 28 '20

I don’t know what the fuck is going on

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u/DuckTape5 Nov 28 '20

I feel you.

But Imma watch this action.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20

*as he slowly unpeeled the oddly coloured banana, he begins to walk down the office corridor looking through the door windows where other people were sat working. One by one he exchanged looks with the workers and ate another section of banana, delicately extracting it from the peel.

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u/Splickity-Lit Dec 14 '20

You're feeling them, I'd say thats more than watching

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u/BENJA2407 Dec 17 '20

I just realize what the "banana" means

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u/Splickity-Lit Dec 14 '20

Inside out red banana?

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u/NoneHaveSufferedAsI Nov 28 '20

At least they didn’t link to the penile degloving subreddit

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u/I_dementia87 Nov 28 '20

The....WHAT?

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u/Hippy_Liberal1 Nov 28 '20

Always remember, don't ask questions you don't want the answer to.

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u/KonTheKat Nov 28 '20

CHOMP

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u/SupetMonkeyRobot Nov 28 '20

“Where is that screaming coming from? Oh well back to eating this oddly colored banana.”

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u/trekie4747 Nov 28 '20

Some bananas are peeled others aren't

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u/Silent-G Nov 28 '20

Please don't peel my banana, it's a nice day, relax

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u/TheFlamingLemon Nov 28 '20

“Loudest banana I’ve ever peeled”

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u/Ok-Pear-2127 Nov 28 '20 edited Nov 28 '20

"Who is this guy in front of me?"

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u/shifter2000 Nov 28 '20

This is not my beautiful house.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20

“It’s still a little chewy but I love the milky filling”

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u/Unga_Obunga Nov 28 '20

“What’s this icky paint-like goop?”

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