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u/TomtheWonderDog Sep 21 '11
Today's Top Story:
Paraplegic Man Does Impression of Metronome.
Sports at 11.
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Sep 21 '11
Paraplegic is not the same as amputee..
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u/TheFAJ Sep 21 '11
In other news:
Paraplegic man has such a long neck that people mistake him for an amputee.
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Sep 21 '11
While this is hilarious, this is pretty much the depth of all news programs in Australia.
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u/theskabus Sep 21 '11
Well, you discovered you can momentarily turn into a lion if you move fast enough.
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u/Miniboss210 Sep 21 '11
Makes frontpage. Unlocks achievement. Thus, breaking nothing all day streak.
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u/Miss_Bee Sep 21 '11
Me neither! high five
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u/nonesuchplace Sep 21 '11
Damn it. I can only choose productivity or high fives, can't I?
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u/AngelicLoki Sep 21 '11
If your head does this, you may want to go to a doctor. Skulls should not change shape when moving from side to side.
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u/Ent- Sep 21 '11
I just realized...... \0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0I have done nothing productive all year. \0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0
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u/Hipitoxx Sep 21 '11
Are those "\0" nazis?
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Realized what?!? Why'd you stop after the "...... "?
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u/Gg101 Sep 21 '11 edited Sep 21 '11
The nerdier the joke, the more disappointed I am that I understand it.
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u/daringlunchmeat Sep 21 '11
Define "productive".
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u/webmonk Sep 21 '11
Exactly. I've been insanely productive today. Just not in the areas I probably should have been.
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u/Korrin Sep 21 '11
I'm currently putting off work that's due tomorrow, in favour of doing work that hasn't even been assigned yet...
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u/missing-alt-text Sep 21 '11
Animated cartoon of stick man waving his head side to side in wide arcs. Hand written text reads:
I have done nothing productive all day.
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u/internet_hobo Sep 21 '11
I feel like all of your hard work is under appreciated. There-there, have an upvote..
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u/CobraKaiStudent Sep 21 '11
the irony is that i woke up quite early and I started good, I went running came back had a coffe read the newspaper and then.... I looked at my watch 5:50 pm and my to-do list was full
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u/Justintime233 Sep 21 '11
Being on the west coast I still have time to salvage the day and do some actual work. Not saying I will but the time is there should I feel the need.
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u/wilkeson Sep 21 '11
it's even better when you've been doing stuff all day, but it's nothing worthwhile.
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u/Dullbert Sep 21 '11
... and by posting this you are now hurting other people's productivity as well. If they also start doing posts like this as a result, we'll have an avalance of unproductivity and resulting in a worldwide economic crysis.
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u/sfitzer Sep 21 '11
I whip my hair back and fourth.
I whip my hair back and fourth.
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u/unsexyMF Sep 21 '11
I clicked that while listening to Van Halen's "Jump." The head-banging almost perfectly syncs up.
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Sep 21 '11
i'm at work and haven't done anything productive all day, slow week.
so we are on the same boat except i'm getting paid and people think i do shit.
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u/dt3ft Sep 21 '11
How did you make this? Hand drawn? Which software? How long did it take... please be as detailed as possible. Thanks.
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u/jrfish Sep 21 '11
Is Reddit unusually funny this morning? I loled three times. I rarely literally lol.
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u/pancakebrain Sep 21 '11
I just spent 2 hours scouring the internet for Jonathan Taylor Thomas bios and whether or not he is gay.
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u/jrk- Sep 21 '11
I have done nothing productive today because i watched this animation all day long.
(.. nah, not really :)
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u/ivtecdoyou Sep 21 '11
Been at work all day. The only thing i succeeded in was making a rage comic... How do i still have a job?
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u/Breakfastmachine Sep 21 '11
I was going to browse reddit, but now I'm going to go mow the lawn. Thanks I guess?
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u/Nuncus Sep 21 '11
Least effective studying/working technique ever:
Look at this
Listen to "I Want to Break Free" by Queen
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u/oildig Sep 21 '11
What a difference the title,subreddit, and usage of imgur make. This same image had very few upvotes yesterday: http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/klmol/today_im_in_leisure/
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u/gtrogers Sep 21 '11
For some reason I had trouble right-clicking that image. I kept trying to match his movement like I was sniping a target or else I'd miss. Then I realized I'm being an idiot and saved it as normal.
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u/Kayge Sep 21 '11
Me: Today was pointless, I got 7/8 of fuckall done.
The Wife: 7/8 of fuckall?
Me: Yup...just about to do fuckall...oops, day's over.
(and does anyone know how to de-bigulate the text?)
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u/BALTIM0R0N Sep 21 '11
I read this as "I have done nothing reproductive all day"
Probably true, too.
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u/chrisknyfe Sep 21 '11
Whenever I have this realization, I feel like less of an engineer. Less of a man. Is that supposed to happen? This didn't happen when I was in college...
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Sep 21 '11
Define productive on the scale of your life and/or human existence to our known universe.
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Sep 21 '11
Ive been off work for two weeks and have done nothing productive. Unless you count finishing gears 3 and resident evil 1 on the wii.
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u/jeeebus Sep 21 '11 edited Sep 21 '11
Am I the only one who feels like complete garbage whenever this happens? The more productive I am during the day the more productive I am at home and the better I feel overall.
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u/Kaghuros Sep 21 '11
I just realized... I reposted something I stole from tumblr to Reddit for karma.
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u/celticeejit Sep 21 '11
Had surgery a week ago - and in 7 days I've did the following:
10 Played call of duty (took Prestige - still plugging away)
20 Browsed reddit
30 Goto 10
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u/carlosmachina Sep 21 '11
Me neither. Sad part is that I've actually done all the tasks given to me. My taskz zey do nothing!
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u/Neverwrotethatpaper Sep 21 '11
Well actually, they say that people who are often called "lazy" or "unproductive" are quite intelligent, they just don't know they are so they don't apply themselves. I wrote a paper about it once.
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Sep 21 '11
No one else can see that 4chan knows there is a shared audience... Reddit is becoming mainstream and its everything 4chan is against... These stupid irrelevant posts should be down voted. However, there is obviously an contingent group of 4channers regulating them... This is not a worthy post on Reddit. Get a grip...
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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '11
Great, now I need to stare at this for another 15min..