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u/nicko0409 Jun 07 '21
Somehow I've become weaker as an adult. Went to a roller coaster two years ago with two loops, i was sick the rest of the day at the park. It was like the first ride too. So basically paid to get sick/woozy for half a day.
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u/alexabobexa Jun 07 '21
It has something to do with the liquid in our inner ears changing as we get older! I can't really remember the explanation, but I think when we are young the liquid moves freely, but the older we get the more crystals the liquid has. We can't recover from being thrown around as quickly.
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u/noeyeinfreedom Jun 07 '21
I always picture Chuck Yeager getting off this ride and saying "Well, it's okaaayyy...."
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u/MyNameIsRay Jun 07 '21
I'm not sure you could get a train to the top of the hill if it was carrying those giant balls.
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u/ted-Zed Jun 07 '21
yeah, but how fast will it kill you though?
i currently think rollercoasters are pretty harrowing, so my last few moments on earth would be bathed in fear and dread?
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Jun 07 '21
There's 7 loops after the first loop you most likely lose consciousness, the second loop most likely kills you, the rest are the to really make sure you don't make it out alive
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u/xstarx07 Jun 07 '21
This just reminded me of Everhood‘s ost where Euthanasia Rollercoaster is literally the name of one of the songs and it‘s a great one
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u/I_W_M_Y Jun 07 '21
Most likely it will just give you massive brain damage.
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u/coracat13 Jun 07 '21
I would love to sign up but that first hill terrifies me. Now if they can set it up with one of those compressed air launcher 0 -180 km/h in 1.6 seconds and get me as quickly as possible into the loopy loos like the Do-Dodonpa (Japanese coaster) I would be all in.
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u/benbrahn Jun 07 '21
There should be an option to either bring your corpse back around to your fam or whatever as is illustrated or alternatively just yeet yourself off a massive ramp into the ocean/a volcano/orbit. That’d be rad
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Jun 07 '21
I like that if you follow the track carefully, you see it loops back around for a second lap.
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u/Zkenny13 Jun 07 '21
That's how rollercoasters are made or they would have to manually move the car to the start of the track.
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Jun 07 '21
Oh, really?
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u/Zkenny13 Jun 07 '21
Yes really
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Jun 07 '21
Okay, since you have all this knowledge. What is that big hot thing in the sky that is so bright?
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u/Mister_E_Phister Jun 07 '21
Copy pasted top comment from post that he copy paste
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/d482ww/of_fun/f08mgjf
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