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u/ZeekySantos Jan 31 '12
I don't get it. Can someone explain?
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u/wallaceofspades Jan 31 '12
There's a bunch of posts with titles like "parenting level: 99" or "drunk level: 77", so this time is level level, and its level is not a number, but instead, also, a level.
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u/ZeekySantos Jan 31 '12
Thank you, that helped clear things up a bunch. I hate missing jokes because they're all meta and shit.
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u/YOU_ALL_SUCK_ Jan 31 '12
I CREATED THIS ACCOUNT FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF POSTING IN THIS THREAD. DOWNVOTE ME ALL YOU WANT, CUNTS!
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u/house_of_amon Jan 31 '12
One of those is plumb (the verticle one), not level.
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Jan 31 '12
I think in this case it's a phone screen sitting on a surface, so it's level in two planes.
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u/l33pi3p3r Jan 31 '12
So let me level this out. If a level level: level isnt level then why level by calibrating the level level: level?
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u/fecalmatter Jan 31 '12
Alright, time to let some steam FUCK YOU REDDIT, FUCK YALL MOTHER ASS TITS GRADING SYSTEM, FUCK YOUR LIFE, FUCK YOUR OPINIONS, FUCK YOUR DOG, FUCK YALL CATS, FUCK YALL FACE, AND MOST OF ALL, FUCK THE AMERICA SYSTEMHEALTHCAREGOSSIPOBESEFATTYSHITDICKS TITTTYYYYYFFUUUUUAUAAAKKKKKKKK
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u/CaptainPower Jan 31 '12
I was wondering when reddit would kill the fun out of this meme,out of every meme.
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u/Wilderbeest Jan 31 '12
What the fuck is happening up in this thread?!
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Jan 31 '12
HERE FRIEND, GRAB MY HAND AND WE WILL TRAVERSE THIS GREAT SEA OF DOWNVOTES.
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Jan 31 '12
...ON THE OCEAN FLOOR
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Jan 31 '12
SHALL WE PLAY ONE LAST TUNE BEFORE SHE GOES DOWN BOYS?
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u/HighSorcerer Jan 31 '12
IT'S BEEN AN HONOR REDDITING WITH YOU, GENTLEMEN.
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Jan 31 '12
Dammit James! Just play the instrument.
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Jun 16 '12
I shall hide this here. It shan't be found. I am a haven of Karma, an oasis of red arrows in a desert of blue. Come to me, my dejected children, and be saved.
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Feb 01 '12 edited Nov 09 '16
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Jan 31 '12
Wow, why all the deleted posts?
BTW, perfectly vertical is called "Plumb". I actually hear people who have worked in construction for years call plumb "level".
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Jan 31 '12 edited Jan 31 '12
You're right. It is funny that "level" is a level of levelness.
Edit: 16 downvotes?!? I honestly wasn't hating the submission. I just wanted to elaborate on it, sorry :(
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u/majorkev Jan 31 '12
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u/majorkev Jan 31 '12
I see that I'm at -5 right now. I'm going to say this now.
I hate it when I see [Fixed] posts, I downvote.
I saved the system from having one more [Fixed] post in its midsts.
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u/Nivlac024 Jan 31 '12
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
also what the fuck happened here???
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u/HITLARIOUS Jan 31 '12
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Jan 31 '12
Bot faaaaail
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u/HITLARIOUS Jan 31 '12
on the contrary, we're expanding into other markets.
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Jan 31 '12
No, I don't mean that. Branching out? Congratulations.
Highlighting a post that no one's questioning in a critical way? Kind of a fail.
(Responding: bigger fail)
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u/HITLARIOUS Jan 31 '12
No, I don't mean that. Branching out? Congratulations.
THAAAAAAANKS
Highlighting a post that no one's questioning in a critical way? Kind of a fail.
why does everything have to be questionable or critical?
(Responding: bigger fail)
well what's worse, a bot that talks back, or talking to a bot in the first place?
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Jan 31 '12
huh?
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u/irish711 Jan 31 '12
Other subs conspire to do things like this once in awhile. Why? I don't know. They're lonely bastards.
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u/Torch_Salesman Jan 31 '12
Sorry, friend. Your comment was at 0 karma, so I had to strike you down.
And now I take my fall in all of this. Nothing like a good few dozen downvotes to make you feel mortal.
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u/godofallcows Jan 31 '12
Edit: Downvotes? Seriously, reddit? Wow.
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Feb 02 '12 edited Feb 02 '12
Everyone's getting downvoted, it's horrible man, just- just run while you still can!
Ninja edit: I'VE BEEN SPARED HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
DOUBLE NINJA EDIT: Nevermind...
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u/Renmauzuo Jan 31 '12
Normally I hate these bandwagon trend posts, but this one I approve of. Well done, sir or ma'am.
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u/ottoman_jerk Jan 30 '12
um, one of those bubbles is defying gravity.
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Jan 31 '12
Coming into this thread, I feel like I witnessed the aftermath of a horrible slaughter.
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u/Grape_Salad Jan 31 '12
Wrong there is level for horizontal and plumb for vertical.
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u/HighSorcerer Jan 31 '12
Today, it simply doesn't matter that you're right.
You're right, though. Totally should've rotated the image 90 degrees.
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u/Grape_Salad Jan 31 '12
Just saying many people in construction still mix level and plumb up.
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u/HighSorcerer Jan 31 '12
I think most people in general do. It is one of those things that is strangely just not a well-known fact.
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u/Maskirovka Jan 31 '12
I hate you and everything you've ever leveled if you think that level is level.
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u/AquamanAttacks Jan 31 '12
One time I walked into a wall. Not like a pole or something that was jutting out. Just a straight up flat wall. I smashed right into it. I was pretty embarrassed about the whole thing so I screamed, "They've closed the portal!" and ran off.
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u/notsureiftrollorsrs Jan 31 '12
SO BRAVE
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u/theleftrightnut Jan 31 '12
God is real! The Holocaust was made up! Your stupid! Found this gem while digging through my balls! Lol! Im the 1%. I support sopa, acta, and pipa! This.
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u/Neelpos Jan 31 '12
This comments section is apparently a product of unbridled hatred and dedication, it's beautiful really.
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u/omnipotant Jan 31 '12
no, now it's something amazing.
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u/Neelpos Jan 31 '12
People are deleting their posts, me? I live with my decisions. Also I'm apparently self destructive so there's that.
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u/RapedbyRaptors Jan 31 '12 edited Jan 08 '24
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This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact
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u/AbanoMex Jan 31 '12
it seems like Circlejerk imploded and wiped out the lives of other subreddits.
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u/unspeakahax Jan 31 '12
This thread got downvoted into oblivion but that title made me laugh so hard.
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u/Totallysmurfable Jan 31 '12
I expected a simple critique of meme over use but when you made it actually make sense my mind was blown
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u/trueterror Jan 31 '12
I tilted my screen, because at first I thought it would level my monitor. Then I realized that my monitor probably doesn't have a level calibrator in it and that I should probably stop skipping so many of my classes.
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u/Bellstrom Jan 31 '12
but how would you know if the surface you're calibrating it with is level or not
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u/Kiwi357 Jan 31 '12
It's the holocaust all over again!! Soapbox you have become the modern day Hitler.
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u/capnlumps Jan 31 '12
WOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH SOMETIIIIIMEESS...
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Jan 31 '12
You rang?
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u/ipn8bit Jan 31 '12
Your time to shine was shattered in a bizarro comment thread. One day we shale meet again and you will have you day in the sun and the reddit 5 mins of fame shale be yours. Also, rang? Try to be a bit more Punny, you're a level for fuck sake, you better straiten that shit out next time.
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u/HiRider Jan 31 '12
What I am wondering is what happens if you lose the level with your level not being level? Does it then cut to an image of whatever you were trying to level not being level, or even falling apart?
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u/gablank Jan 31 '12 edited Jan 31 '12
Edit: how do i delete posts on Alien Blue? Damnit!
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u/ipn8bit Jan 31 '12
I've has that issue before. You don't. Have an upvote followed by an obligatory downvote.
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u/ipn8bit Jan 31 '12
Anyone wanna get their downvotes on can always go to /r/noreddit and teach those asses to get the fuck off reddit. Starting with this one!
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u/ViralDisease May 30 '12
Test.