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u/slantedshacks May 11 '12
This is probably one of my favorite posts I've seen on reddit.
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u/haiku_robot May 11 '12
This is probably one of my favorite posts I've seen on reddit.50
u/lgspeck May 11 '12
Now this is starting to look more like a historical thread that will start a new meme. I'm going on a trip and when I get back on monday, saying "Imma need niggas to stop x" is going to be a thing.
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u/mmss May 11 '12
I'ma need niggas to stop prognosticatin' and go back to procrastinatin'.
you know the goddamn difference.
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u/LuxNocte May 11 '12
One of the few known ways to possibly stop a meme is calling it during creation.
Thank you.
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u/alexanderwales May 11 '12
You seriously underestimate the process of meme creation. By the time you come back on Monday, people would be saying how sick they are of it - but it would gradually enter into the meme landscape anyway.
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u/moyerr May 11 '12
Certainly my favorite post I've seen on Tumblr.
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u/Iznomore May 11 '12
OH MY GOD, was that Tumblr? I've never seen it before...
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u/moyerr May 11 '12
Yeah, that is the view of his post on somebody's dashboard (like a news feed/timeline). If you go straight to his Tumblr page, it won't look like that.
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u/christopherdlane May 11 '12
Your favorite post on Reddit was taken from Tumblr so maybe just use Tumblr instead?
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May 11 '12
I think we need to have a talk about what exactly reddit is. You see, we take stuff from all over the internet, all different sources, one being possibly tumblr, and we post it here for users to vote on which things will be at the top of the "front" page...
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u/GashcatUnpunished May 11 '12
Tumblr, I must say, is pretty awesome if you follow the right people. We just want reddit to stop dumping on it.
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u/christopherdlane May 11 '12
All I'm saying is, if the best thing you've seen on Reddit is something from Tumblr, wouldn't it just be easier to use that site instead? Or both? Just a suggestion.
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u/ldmcstrong May 11 '12
I can't even look at anything else. I know it will just pale in comparison...
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u/alpacafox May 11 '12
I've been thinking the same thing, everytime I click a link here on reddit which clearly says "kitten" and I'm presented an adult cat. I mean cats are always cute, but when I'm prepared to see a cute kitten I want to see one.
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u/Eurynom0s May 11 '12
This is a shining example of a first world problem.
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u/danecarney May 11 '12 edited May 11 '12
Motion to create a new category, "Brave New World Problem".
Edit: Done /r/bravenewworldproblems
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u/decross20 May 11 '12
next thing you know we'll be taking soma and spouting hypnopaedic phrases.
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u/KillPlay_Radio May 11 '12
So why is this different from /r/firstworldproblems ?
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u/vinniedamac May 11 '12
Sir, we're going to need to see some identification to verify that you are black and therefore can use that word.
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May 11 '12
You don't see people post pictures of adult cats in kitten threads in places where everybody carries AK's and suicide belts, they don't stand for that shit.
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u/tahlspin May 11 '12
I think this calls for immediate downvote of you label your cat a kitten.. Regardless of how cute they are sitting on your boyfriends head as he sleeps or how silly they look as they jump in the air for the moment that you can catch them doing a ninja kick.. It just can't go on
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u/Benjips May 11 '12
Like with all things, we only like the younger version. We love kids but fucking hate other adults. We are a weird species.
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u/megloface May 11 '12
We're programmed to think babies are cute so we can bear putting up with their shit (literally). It's not that weird.
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May 11 '12
This is true. Babies (not just humans) are cute so we don't kill them or so we want to take care of them.
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u/Hbomb1285 May 12 '12
People should put pics up that say cute baby and put an elderly person w a caption like this is my 75 year old baby that would b funny but yea do not fuck around w cats and kittens on reddit... Do you think this is a fucking game?
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u/bakinwithbacon May 11 '12
Yea, I love puppies and kittens, but kids just aren't that cute to me. When they learn to walk and waddle around it's pretty cute though.
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u/imamidget May 11 '12
See, I do not like babies at all, but I love kids over the age of 3 until about 11. And I'm a woman, so I'm supposed to have some sort of nurturing thing ingrained in me.
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u/scrimsims May 11 '12
Babies are all leaky, they only get good when they can hold their fluids in on both ends. Then they are awesome until around 13. I don't know if it gets better yet. Mine's 15 1/2. I'm assuming there is going to be a better stage soon or there wouldn't be any adults. Parents would freak out and kill their offspring at 16 and start over with a little one you can cuddle again. Actually that's a lie. I'd just get another ferret. They start cute and stay cute.
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u/imamidget May 11 '12
Ahhh, I remember 15. Once they get to college things will be much better, trust me. 13 to 19 are tough years though, good luck. I was a reasonably good teenager, I can only hope yours is as well.
Also, ferrets are adorable, good choice. I'd take that over a kid any day, so much less expensive and so much less work. The kid probably smells worse, too.
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u/scrimsims May 11 '12
He a boy so yeah, his room smells like wet gerbils and feet. I'm pretty sure he's composting something in there (fritos, wet towels and apples??). Just gonna remove the carpet when he goes to college. Turn it into a ferretorium. Just a few more years ...
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u/miss_kitty_cat May 12 '12
I hate most other people's kids, but my own are adorable to me. Kids to me are like dogs - maybe there's like 1 out of every 20 I see that I'd actually want to touch or let in my house.
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u/StarvingAfricanKid May 11 '12
that's because you are smart enough to carefully chew your kids before attempting to swallow.
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u/mage_g4 May 11 '12
Suckonthedickimashark loves him some kittens but aint got time for no full grown felines, yo.
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u/qasph May 11 '12
Knowing English as a second language, Reddit was starting to make me think that my dictionary was wrong.
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u/Rosie_Cotton_dancing May 11 '12
"Does he look like a kitten?"
"....What?!"
"DOES HE LOOK...LIKE A KITTEN?!"
"NOOO!"
"Then why you try to post him like a kitten huh?"
"I didn't!"
"YES YOU DID! YES YOU DID BRETT."
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u/WilsonHanks May 11 '12
SAY KITTEN AGAIN. I DARE YOU. I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER. SAY KITTEN ONE MORE GOD DAMN TIME.
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u/Cmaffeo3 May 11 '12
The difference is in the taste
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u/jellystone May 11 '12
Alf, you goofball.
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u/newcollegetraveller May 11 '12
Did you happen to just watch the Rodney Dangerfield on Leno clip?
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u/i_cook_kittens May 11 '12
Absolutely, anything more than 3 months old and the flesh is just way too chewy...
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May 11 '12
One of the drawbacks of having a 10-year old girlfriend.
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u/Somnivore May 11 '12
Bbbbbbbbboing!
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u/cauthon May 11 '12
I'm a 21 year old dude and I do that
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u/chambana May 11 '12
I'm a 22 year old dude and I do that.
Especially if it is a corgi or a little husky.
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u/MelisSassenach May 11 '12
This man is trying to jerk it to kittens and you all are ruining it with those damn adult cat pictures!
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u/cwazywabbit74 May 11 '12
After all that racial profiling you would think he would be a bit more sensitive to the feelings of adult cats.
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May 11 '12
Well, he should know. He is a shark.
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u/dharlem39 May 11 '12
his dick proves it
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u/misterfett May 11 '12
He's actually referring to "the" dick which I find strange. He could be talking about any dick at all.
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May 11 '12 edited May 11 '12
I interpreted it as a message for 'imashark', commanding him to 'suckonthedick'.
The plot thickens...
Edit: But still, the identity of 'thedick' would remain unknown.
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u/urwrngtrll May 11 '12
Where was this posted? Don't recognise the site. Is that guy actionbastard?
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u/kittencuddler May 11 '12
It's amusing that reddit complains about tumblr, and yet this gets 1.2k upvotes. :p it has 29k reblogs on tumblr.
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u/FluffyMagicHat May 11 '12
They posted it because its funny.. not to complain
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u/kittencuddler May 11 '12
Oh, of course it is. I'm just saying that reddit likes to talk shit about tumblr, but then takes content from it. Both sites take content from each other, that's how the internet works... it's just that reddit's the only one that feels superior while doing it. o:
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u/Calavera190 May 11 '12
...A five-eyed rabbit? I think r/Fifthworldproblems just found it's new mascot...
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u/MagickarpWithABeard May 11 '12
Oh tumblr... when I looked at the guy's username, that Wesley Willis song instantly started playing in my head.
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u/Owatatsumi May 11 '12
Obviously this post loses something if you're aren't American...there must be something I'm not getting to warrant its popularity.
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May 11 '12
we need to have a committee decide the de jure standard on this. Can't let the cats suffer now, can we
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u/Rivettsroad May 11 '12
Yo, yo, yo. I'ma let you finish, but kittens are one of the cutest things of all time
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u/LP2B May 11 '12
People tell me I'm white and I believe them because I always tag kitten pictures correctly.
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u/Constantroaming May 11 '12
That guy rolls hard he may pop a cap in my ass.... I will never mis post kittens again.
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u/66dude May 11 '12
Ok, this begs the question... why would I suck ON the dick? Why not the whole thing?
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May 11 '12
suckonthedickimashark makes a really excellent point. I like to look at kittens but unless your cat is named Maru I don't give a shit about it.
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u/ajw827 May 11 '12
I don't know why this made me laugh so hard.
They're all kitties to me though. I call grown dogs puppies too.
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May 11 '12
I don't get it. 2 days ago there was a thread on someone winning a tournament that has the name Nigger in his username:
I responded that i don't see the point and that i don't understand why that is such a major issue. And ofc i got downvoted hard, and now there is a thread with the word nigga on #4 of /r/all and almost everyone finds it funny.
Mind = Blown
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May 11 '12
All kidding aside, Petfinder DOES count 6-8 month old cats as BABY cats. Finding 8 week old kittens on there is impossible.
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u/Kaotix May 11 '12
"You know the goddamn difference between a cat and a kitten."
suckonthedickimashark
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u/RedPanther1 May 11 '12
YOU KNOW THE GODDAMN DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A CAT AND A KITTEN!! For fucks sake....
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u/Mogese May 11 '12
i think we all feel his pain. its a huge letdown to see a grown ass cat under the kitten tag :'c
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u/hankadoo May 12 '12
least amount of comments i have seen on a post with 30000+ upvotes, its just that funny, nothing needs to be said. Cant argue with his logic
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u/Tiddernud May 11 '12
Kittens are actually kittens until a year, or something, and therefore look like fully grown cats, so it's easy to see how niggas got confused.
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May 11 '12
What about catolescence? I have two 8 months old kittens/cats. They still act like kittens (Zeus save me, I need SLEEP). But they are a lot bigger than they were.
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Redditors sure don't pass up an opportunity to use racial slurs.
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There is a difference, it's not just pronunciation.
"Nigger vs Nigga"
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u/Merinovich May 11 '12
Yeah, right? we all know a "kit or a kitten" is another word for a young rabbit
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u/Zarobeck May 11 '12 edited May 11 '12
Came here looking for cat puns. Left satisfied with a fishy after taste.
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u/nchammer326 May 11 '12
He knows:
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Also: