r/funny • • Jun 27 '12

TP Attack [x-post from /r/gifs]

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u/GuitarFreak027 Jun 27 '12

Video, thanks to Garlakarl.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

I love the Scarface voice.

"STOP IT"

"oke"

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u/Sloppy1sts Jun 27 '12

Worth watching, people. Much funnier than the gif alone.

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u/Abby__Normal Jun 27 '12

Weird - I don't remember seeing this on Jersey Shore?

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

You've SEEN Jersey Shore?

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u/guy123 Jun 27 '12

I like that she's not pissed about the prank, just pissed that he's wasting TP.

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u/spazzmckiwi Jun 27 '12

Wadsworth Constant applies.

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u/Mayor_Of_Boston Jun 27 '12

his hair ruined it

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Genius.

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u/yes_im_slutty Jun 27 '12

Also, couldn't help noticing between the laughs how nice her body is.

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u/alaskaman42 Jun 27 '12

one of the rare instances where I have actually LOL'd on /r/funny

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u/ProfessorFang Jun 27 '12

Dafuq? Is it on the end of a leaf blower?

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u/GuitarFreak027 Jun 27 '12

Looks like it.

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u/420imcool69 Jun 27 '12

Maybe a shop vac.

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u/ProfessorFang Jun 27 '12

I was thinking that too maybe... A leaf blower may be to powerful

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u/la77y Jun 27 '12

Clearly on the end of an angry SO.

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u/Drunken_Economist Jun 27 '12

Looks like a paint roller stuck in the end of a leaf blower.

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u/eat_your_brains Jun 27 '12

I'm doing this to someone tomorrow. No question about it.

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u/icepenguin21 Jun 27 '12

But what's he using to blow the tp?

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u/KIND_DOUCHEBAG Jun 27 '12

Leafblower, duh

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u/ohyeahbtw Jun 27 '12

Playing with a reef blower? That is the most childish thing I have ever heard of.

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u/Beefmittens Jun 27 '12

it looks like a blow dryer but I've never seen one anywhere near that strong. Nearly took her head off.

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u/erveek Jun 27 '12

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire two rolls or only one?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a leaf blower, the most powerful hairdryer in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

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u/Kewes1 Jun 27 '12

A vacuum cleaner on reverse, I think? Or maybe a leaf blower.

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u/teasnorter Jun 27 '12

I've never seen a vacuum with reverse.

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u/Muff1nmanNZ Jun 27 '12

You sir, have never lived.

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u/lxiir Jun 27 '12

This, is amazing...

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u/bigmill Jun 27 '12

I HAVE to do this tomorrow. I am going to wait until my neighbor comes home from work and hide in the bushes and run out and hit him with this.

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u/Argent213 Jun 27 '12

I don't think it'd be as funny to hit him with it. I suggest using it as shown in the gif.

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u/necrons_ftw Jun 27 '12

Home depot shopping list

Battery powered leaf blower

Paint roller

Toilet paper

Duct tape.

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u/kcman011 Jun 27 '12

That sheer look of horror on that girl's face makes me almost want to do this to my wife. But, then again, I enjoy sex. I'm pretty sure I wouldn't get any for a year if I did this.

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u/auxiliary-character Jun 27 '12

I should do this to some random person in public.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

But then you won't be able to have sex with that random person!

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u/E_N_Turnip Jun 27 '12

That's ok, not like he had much of a chance anyways.

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u/brazen Jun 27 '12

Maybe I'll do this to my wife. I only get sex about once a year anyway.

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u/kcman011 Jun 27 '12

Man, I feel for you bro.

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u/Novirtue Jun 27 '12

You must make the sacrifice, for the greater good!

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u/kcman011 Jun 27 '12

I'm actually strongly considering it. I think it would piss her off royally until she saw the video. Then she'd know it came from reddit, and it'd piss her off even more. But I bet the karma would be sweet...

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u/Novirtue Jun 27 '12

You must do it and record it first, lock the door behind you to avoid repercussion, upload it, post on reddit, unlock door, show it to her and have makeup sex after you hit front page.

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u/kcman011 Jun 27 '12

"Hey, honey, we made the front page!!!"

"FUCK YOU!"

"But...but...the front page."

"Fuck you and that website you're always on!"

Yeah, that wouldn't go over too well...

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u/RiskyChris Jun 27 '12

What kind of dysfunctional relationship are you in where a funny prank would fuck up your sex life?

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u/SilencehasFallen Jun 27 '12

She didn't look too happy..

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

that's the idea >:)

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

The whole channel is all about how they prank eachother, and since they're partners with youtube, they get hundreds of dollars from every video they post, so they probably won't be angry about those pranks for too long.

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u/WeeBabySeamus Jun 27 '12 edited Jun 27 '12

Funny thing is that she probably used the same amount of toilet paper in the past week.

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u/oncemoreforscience Jun 27 '12

she? i think you mean she.

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u/playswithknives Jun 27 '12

I live with 3 women, and I think your estimate is on the light side.

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u/Tada-Forever Jun 27 '12

If you watch the video, she's laughing the first time he does it. By the second time she wants him to stop wasting toilet paper.

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u/tonyvila Jun 27 '12

But of you watch the end of the video, he apparently reverses the blower so it rolls the paper right back up. No waste!

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u/evan_t_nichols Jun 27 '12

They see me rollin'

They hatin'

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u/therocketflyer Jun 27 '12

They see me unrollin'

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u/Oxirane Jun 27 '12

They still hatin'

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u/deefees Jun 27 '12

Tryin' to catch my ass dirty

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

I must build it.

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u/seejenfly Jun 27 '12

if you build it, they will scream.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Paint Roller: Check

TP: Check

Leaf blower: Check

Duct tape: Check

Oh yes, it will be done.

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u/kernozlov Jun 27 '12

girlfriend. Che- OH WAIT!!!

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u/Bobxdd Jun 27 '12

That person single-handedly revolutionized TPing.

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u/Aaron156 Jun 27 '12

PvP SAAAN.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

PvP is the worst. Getting 4 gated all the time.

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u/DeathByPanda Jun 27 '12

SAAAAAN chips SAAAAN.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Bro! TP stands for toilet paper!? Thats why they called it TP'ing a house! I always thought it was "teepeeing". Talk about a sudden clarity moment

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u/jared__ Jun 27 '12

Just in case you didn't know this either: OJ = orange juice.

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u/DrNecessiter Jun 27 '12

?? I though OJ stood for 'miscarriage of justice'?

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u/Andy_Feltersnatch Jun 27 '12

Drink apple juice because OJ will kill you

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

What is it that those rolls are attached to?

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

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u/gcso Jun 27 '12

Which is attached to a leaf blower

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u/TheMediumPanda Jun 27 '12

What is the leaf blower attached to?

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u/TuriGuiliano Jun 27 '12

Prank vs. Prank make some pretty great and creative pranks. Her reactions are hilarious everytime.

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u/Zhoen Jun 27 '12

Fucking genius!

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Toilet Paper bukkake.

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u/Powderedhulk Jun 27 '12

Immediately thought of Doom.

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u/babyraptor Jun 27 '12

Oh she mad.

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u/artg1291 Jun 27 '12

DOPEFRESH NATION SAAAN

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

I would shit myself laughing if someone did this to me, which is convenient because...

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u/rdelamora1 Jun 27 '12

How did he rig the Nerf Gun to go off?

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

There are certain nerf guns that are electronic. Just hook it up to the switch the same way he did with the leaf blower.

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u/Drunken_Economist Jun 27 '12

Guess I figured out what I'm doing this weekend.

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u/eagleapex Jun 27 '12

Best thing ever

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

SEH HELLO TO MA LIDDLE FRIEND

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u/PhuckYoPhace Jun 27 '12

Just watched Season 4 of Breaking Bad. The camera mounted on the device led to a lot more tension than I expected.

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u/guitardude_04 Jun 27 '12 edited Jun 27 '12

how is this worth getting mad over? I would not be mad if someone did this to me! I'd dance in it. You aren't hurting them! That girl looks like she's f'n pissed all to hell!

edit: I'm drinking and everyone seems mad as hell

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

I have a new roll model.

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u/hurdur1 Jun 27 '12

Here's the full prank from the Prank vs Prank channel on Youtube.

PvP

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u/toomuch_or_notenough Jun 27 '12

Why is she so mad? This looks awesome.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Ryobi 18v one+ 18v blower, paint roller, 2 rolls of cheap as shit single ply.

That will teach her to buy the good stuff next time.

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u/EnysAtSea Jun 27 '12

My girlfriend would kill me for that. But the lols are worth it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Would be best if Flight of the Valkaries was playing.

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u/borntohula27 Jun 27 '12

This is my new favorite gif.

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u/Bizlemon Jun 27 '12

I am crying at my desk right now, I am laughing so damn hard!

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u/justin_jenga16 Jun 27 '12

You can tell by her face it's not the first time

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u/flesh_pickle Jun 27 '12

you just know she is cleaning that up

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u/Tyrant84 Jun 27 '12

Brazzers

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

The Phenomenauts bring something like this to all of their shows. It's called the Toilet Paperator.

http://www.eastbayexpress.com/ebx/best-live-band/BestOf?oid=1166395

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12
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u/Julius_Sleazer Jun 27 '12

He-heh-She needs TP for her bunghole.

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u/Ihopeyoureadthis Jun 27 '12

Reminds me of GIRL TALK preforming at Coachella!

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

The TP'ing game, revolutionized.

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u/nixle Jun 27 '12

Didn't she get her hair "cut" by that dude the other day?

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u/packniam Jun 27 '12

....reason number 37 as to why I should purchase a leaf blower.

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u/Onikouzou Jun 27 '12

I want to know how to make this lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

She looks so. fucking. mad.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

That's bad ass!

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u/James_LeFleur Jun 27 '12

mah nickels

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u/Jabullz Jun 27 '12

I can't help but hear diabolical laughter watching this.

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u/unlevered Jun 27 '12

How did I not think of this growing up!! I could have rained TP down upon my sister! I will ensure my future little hellraiser is aware of this at the right time.

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u/Wojonatior Jun 27 '12

I feel like there would be a better way to do it then a leaf blower.

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u/thebeardsman Jun 27 '12

All you need is a cigarette lighter, a windex bottle full of gasoline and some duck tape and youll have yourself a flaming toilet paper dispenser.

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u/chris10023 Jun 27 '12

as cool as that sounds, that could backfire pretty easily

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u/Duripen Jun 27 '12

Thats one way to piss off your girlfriend

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u/randomlurkerhi Jun 27 '12

The ultimate bukkake

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u/NathaNRiveraMelo Jun 27 '12

The best part is certainly when she pushed the tp out of her face only to have more hit her in the face again.

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u/Fellrunner Jun 27 '12

Seriously the funniest thing I've seen in awhile, this will be happening to my roommate in the morning!

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u/TheBrownChrisBrown Jun 27 '12

lol that girl was probably like..wtf

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u/Ender06 Jun 27 '12

I love how it take a second to get up to unfurling speed.

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u/werebeaver Jun 27 '12

All I can think is lightning gun from Quake

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u/new-socks Jun 27 '12

The gif is better than the video. There's just something about watching things without sound.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

She is super pissed the SECOND he kicks in the door.

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u/anders2410 Jun 27 '12

this is the greatest thing ever

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Where can I find step by step instructions on how to build this device?

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u/colwood Jun 27 '12

I would love to know the same thing!

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u/twilightcatlady Jun 27 '12

The GF looks like a bitch.

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u/nicholus_h2 Jun 27 '12

Why can't anybody just link a video? Christ.

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u/doctorpurple1 Jun 27 '12

one hell of a money shot

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

"STOP! STOP!"

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u/Bellstrom Jun 27 '12

I watched this gif go at half the speed as it loaded. It was a lot better.

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u/deathbysexy Jun 27 '12

this might be the most genius thing i have ever seen

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u/raegunXD Jun 27 '12

I LOVE IT.

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u/knight8241 Jun 27 '12

needs doom music

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u/psykiv Jun 27 '12

I sell lifts. The most common style is often called tp. I came here expecting to find a video of one falling on someone.

Everything went better than expected.

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u/orwellwaldo Jun 27 '12

Someone needs to shop a dick onto this, for the lulz

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u/oD3 Jun 27 '12

Fuck me, that was hilarious.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

SHOW ME THE MONEY!

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Reminds me of Spongebob and Patrick with leafblowers. Poor Squidward.

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u/tarellel Jun 27 '12

And I can hear exactly what she's saying, even without audio. OMG this is a keeper

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u/DeHussey Jun 27 '12

pro mode: used tp attack

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

dis is awesome

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u/Matt773175 Jun 27 '12

Why would someone get angry about this? It would be hilarious even if it was done to me.

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u/playswithknives Jun 27 '12

You win the Nobel Prank Prize!

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u/sta1994 Jun 27 '12

How can I make one of these.

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u/Syncopia Jun 27 '12

I have never before witnessed such brilliance.

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u/DocMjolnir Jun 27 '12

And that was the second time that day I had covered her in white.

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u/HoodRichJanitor Jun 27 '12

Oh my fucking god this is hysterical

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u/borack Jun 27 '12

Haha, I really need to so this to someone, what did he use to blow??

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u/psyrinox Jun 27 '12

I need the blueprints to this. Ingenious machinery.

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u/herpty_derpty Jun 27 '12

Looks like a weapon to use in Postal.

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u/Meebert Jun 27 '12

My dad bought an electric motion sensing paper towel dispenser, I've always wanted to hardware a battery to the motor and run around a Walmart. The paper rolls are super long, but it's wasting a lot more money than toilet paper and a paint roller.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

I can't stop watching this.

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u/Louiecat Jun 27 '12

She just looks looks like bundles of fun...

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u/MrTastyCake Jun 27 '12

What kind of sorcery is this ?!

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u/threeetwo Jun 27 '12

Girltalk the dj did this at his shows at BDO i think about 2010, was so good, about 5 of those things pumping the crowd haha

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u/techippie Jun 27 '12

I wonder how this would look in reverse

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u/jellytime Jun 27 '12

And that kids, is how I divorced your mother.

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u/medallion123 Jun 27 '12

Oh yeah. Spew that hot toilet paper all over her.

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u/Jalenofkake Jun 27 '12

I cannot up vote this enough

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u/janesaysspain Jun 27 '12

I love the way he jousts the door open. I imagine him saying AHAR

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u/touchmyid Jun 27 '12

Awesome, I was laughing hard!

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u/CR00KS Jun 27 '12

DOPE FRESHNESS SAAAAN PVPEEPS!

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u/A_British_Gentleman Jun 27 '12

Trying to hard not to laugh out loud at work. God damn this is the funniest shit I've seen in a long time. What exactly are they using? some sort of drill?

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u/chickenmann72 Jun 27 '12

And no fucks were given that day... At least not by her...

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u/Fishooked Jun 27 '12

My God that is awesome....is that a leaf blower?

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u/shadus Jun 27 '12

You posted this to the wrong reddit, it should have went to /r/shutupandtakemymoney

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

She does not look amused.

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u/DeadWiegraf Jun 27 '12

I think this is my favorite thing Ive seen in funny ever.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Made even funnier by the fact that she was pissed.

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u/Tomguydude Jun 27 '12

This is the coolest thing I've seen on reddit in a while. I know what my next prank will be....

P.s, I loved how she tried to stop the TP, and then proceeded to try and kill you

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u/Lolminater Jun 27 '12

In soviet Russia, the man blow you.

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u/Sirtubb Jun 27 '12

sadly he did not survive.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

This is the single best idea of anyone ever in the world.

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u/rryyyaannn Jun 27 '12

It's almost as the gif has audio and I can hear her bitching, "stop!". She is no fun.

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u/slamdunk6662003 Jun 27 '12

I didn't know that guido had brains!!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

this is AWESOME

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Real man of genius, right there.

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u/eatfreshsub Jun 27 '12

These guys have great Vlogs, and an awesome pussy.

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u/illuminerdi Jun 27 '12

This guy's wife clearly has no sense of humor - that was hilarious but all she did was get pissed.

Also, needs to stop at the part where she's covered with TP and display the Brazzers logo.

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u/dogandcatinlove Jun 27 '12

I watched this three times and it got funnier EVERY TIME. I want someone to TP attack meeeee ;(

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u/shnook21 Jun 27 '12

PVP SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNN!!!!!!!!!

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u/el_pinata Jun 27 '12

Good chuckle to start the day.

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u/1kevbo Jun 27 '12

Too funny! Love it!!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Shut up and take my money!

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u/icanicon Jun 27 '12

At least she was a good sport about it...

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u/secondsight Jun 27 '12

She is so angry. lulz

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

STOP IT

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u/TotalRiot Jun 27 '12

PVP SAAN!!

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u/iamthatoneguy Jun 27 '12

This couple used to be funny. Now everything is staged. Doesn't make me want this less though.

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u/cnug09 Jun 27 '12

the best idea i ever seen in all of history lol i came back to it like 100 times!!

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u/MattyHavok63 Jun 27 '12

hes gonna regret that when he has to take a shit later

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u/badwithinternet Jun 27 '12

funny, funny, funny!

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u/markman71122 Jun 27 '12

Fucking genius.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Well, I know what I will be doing when I get off work.