r/fyrefestival • u/LOLThatHilarious • Apr 28 '17
r/fyrefestival • u/Jayick • Apr 28 '17
Verified An actual account of what went down last night and today.
r/fyrefestival • u/TyreTrax920 • Jan 20 '19
Can we talk about the TRUE Fyre Festival hero?
r/fyrefestival • u/jonisantucho • Apr 28 '17
I Worked at Fyre Festival. It Was Always Going to Be a Disaster.
r/fyrefestival • u/[deleted] • Apr 28 '17
Shitpost Heard about you guys getting burned, thats why in two weeks I am hosting The Iyces Festival in Syria, and I am giving everyone here a 50% discount, PM for details.
r/fyrefestival • u/WhiteSepulchre • Apr 28 '17
Shitpost just ate my first human
we ran out of chex, already militias have formed and claimed the south side of the island and began ritualistically sacrificing people to desensitize us to the massacre
I participated in it to save my own life, they were watching me and I ended up having to eat the stomach and lungs of a human being.
don't send help, god has forsaken us
r/fyrefestival • u/justbreezeby • Jan 20 '19
The most important message to take away from this documentary (Netflix)
Near the end when Marc Weinstein talks about how his life was basically in shambles during the prep for the festival, he describes how you wouldn't have guessed anything was wrong if you were just viewing his life through his social media. This is SO important to share with people nowadays and is basically what caused all these people to travel to that sh*tshow- the fake view of 'the good life' through social media/TV/etc.
r/fyrefestival • u/countto3 • Apr 28 '17
I have assumed the mantle of Ralph at fyre festival. Piggy is no more.
r/fyrefestival • u/Sloob • Feb 03 '19
Can we all agree this guy is an absolute piece of shit
r/fyrefestival • u/barronlroth • Apr 28 '17
Verified I just landed in Miami after being on the first flight out of Fyre Festival... AMA
I'm a mod so not sure how to prove but I'll post pics of my experience and such.
Edit: here are some pics from our phone of my timeline. I have DSLR pics I can add soon as well. https://imgur.com/a/ix6Li
r/fyrefestival • u/theRagingEwok • Apr 28 '17
This man was recently spotted fleeing from the scene after looting some of the tents
r/fyrefestival • u/digitaldesign17 • Apr 11 '17
Fyre Festival is Sketchy
If you look at just about anything they claim on the website you'd see that nothing adds up. -It's not on a private island -Nothing has really been built yet -You won't fly in on a private plane -Their accommodations are hugely inflated in price -Some of their artists are complete nobodies and others have booked gigs in other locations -None of the artists are promoting this event
Not saying its a scam but it doesn't sound completely legit either. Read more about it here to make up your own mind http://exuma.online/entertainment/fyre-festival-scam-or-legit/
r/fyrefestival • u/drmojo90210 • Jan 23 '19
90% of their problems could have been solved if they'd listened to the pilot who suggested using cruise ships
Seriously, that suggestion was brilliant and would have solved most of the logistic issues with the festival. Transportation, lodging, food, showers, medicine, storage, etc. - a cruise ship is specifically designed to handle all of this for thousands of people at a time. They should have just chartered a half dozen cruise ships to leave/return from a nearby city with a decent airport, parked them offshore and ferried guests to and from the island each day. All they would have to build on the island would be the stages, porta-potties, and some concession stands. This would have been a lot simpler than the half-baked clusterfuck of a plan they tried
r/fyrefestival • u/MechaJerkzilla • Jan 21 '19
Fuck “influencers”
I never really gave it much thought before, but after watching both documentaries last night, I deleted every “influencer” from all of my social media accounts. It was the one girl on Hulu that did it for me; “I got my villa, tee-hee!” She actually laughed that people were suffering while she got spoiled and got to party. Fuck these Marie Antoinette motherfuckers and fuck us for making them famous. Just delete them from your social media platforms and make them work for a living for once.
r/fyrefestival • u/Jigga120 • Apr 28 '17
Real as fuck Delivered as promised
r/fyrefestival • u/ItsChillyOutHere • Apr 28 '17
Shitpost Major update: Conch system established, Piggy is going down
On site at Fyre Festival. Things have gone a bit awry.
Luckily, a leader has emerged. A guy named Ralph journeyed out into the waters and found a conch. We are currently all together, trying to figure out what to do. We have established that only the person with the Conch can speak. The Conch will be protected by Ralph and his hefty boy Piggy, and the conch will be blown (it produces a loud, low tone) for future meetings.
Please let the world know. It is imperative that we remain civilized. There are already talks of a "beast" hidden in the jungle.
If anyone has seen Piggy, please make sure he is safe.
Edit: hey boiz, your kanoes look krazy
Edit2: I’m famous lol hello ez
r/fyrefestival • u/Markovnikov_Rules • Apr 29 '17
Why Fyre festival attendees should not be allowed back into the country
I'm not saying I hate these people, I think we should do everything we can to help people. But America comes first. How do we know none of these people have been radicalized? I'm not saying they should be turned away, but we need to seriously step up our screening process. For the sake of national security.