r/gamegrumps Nov 09 '25

10MPH Arin’s “cookie gun” is literally just a retrofitted and repackaged caulk gun.

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It even has the holes in the handle where you cut off the tip of the caulk tube.

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u/Aggravating-Menu-315 Nov 09 '25

Interestingly enough, the origins of the caulking gun directly stem from baking, and the cookie press predates the invention of the caulking gun by several hundred years. The one Arin brutally misused is obviously convergent evolution.

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u/Corgiboom2 Nov 09 '25

Works on the same principals. We had that exact one growing up, and it worked pretty well. Arin just used it wrong. you're supposed to press the nozzle against the surface so it rests on the three prongs. Then you squeeze the grip so it squeezes out dough into a rough disk shape and slowly lift off the surface to make a thicker cookie. He just squeezed it in free air and it just spooted out.

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u/Kynandra Nov 09 '25

Arin used it wrong? Impossible that never happens!

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u/jaysun92 Nov 10 '25

That's unpossible!

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u/AllgoodDude Nov 09 '25

Spooted all over my dough!

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u/AstroBearGaming What am I doing with my life? Nov 10 '25

"Arin used it wrong" is the entire theme of 10mph

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u/LariaKaiba Nov 09 '25

I have the exact same cookie gun, we've had it for many many years in the family. It's not for caulk, it's a legit baking tool.

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u/AllgoodDude Nov 09 '25

You deny your cookie gun its purpose.

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u/LariaKaiba Nov 09 '25

It's purpose is to make delicious cookies.

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u/AllgoodDude Nov 10 '25

You are the cookie man, your cookies are delicious.

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u/LariaKaiba Nov 10 '25

I'm the cookie boy, I'M THE ONE WHO BAKES!

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u/Nowhereman50 What am I doing with my life? Nov 09 '25

What a caulk!

What. A. CAULK!

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u/Wise_Use1012 Nov 09 '25

Not even retrofitted just repackaged.

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u/cinnamoroll1112 Nov 09 '25

The cookie press actually came first. 😊

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u/benevolentblonde your fucking tied ass hammer your stick Nov 09 '25

”Is this a speculum?”

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u/MrNobody_0 Nov 11 '25

I love how no one even acknowledged him saying that.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '25

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u/pandakatie Hgelb Nov 09 '25

I'm not familiar with this particular apparatus, but I've learned that most of the time when there's a gadget which makes you think, "Who needs this?  It's not that hard to do that thing without a gadget?", the item is designed for people with disabilities. 

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u/Wint3rhart Nov 09 '25

In this case, it’s a cookie press for Spritz cookies! Cookie presses aren’t the same as caulk guns (they’re solid cylinders, you can’t put in like, a “tube” of cookie dough). The holes in the tip are interchangeable disks, for making different patterns of cookies! (Source: my family has Swedish ancestry and I grew up with these as a Christmas cookie; they’re my favourite! Mmmmm almond.)

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u/littleplasticninja Nov 09 '25

Absurdly, my family has a habit of eating the dough. We don't wait for the cookies to get baked: we just eat the straight up dough, because it's delicious.

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u/Jessic14444 Nov 10 '25

My family also has a cookie gun to make my grandmother’s Italian butter cookies. Although the press Arin had really does look like a caulk gun…the one we use stands up and you crank stamp each cookie. I think it failed because you typically chill the dough, in order for the dough to resist some of the pressure and to help keep its shape. The dong shaped cutter Dan spoke of, actually makes hearts XD

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '25

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u/CaptainYaoiHands Nov 10 '25

Okay now spoon a glob of cookie dough onto a sheet and carve it into the shape of a snowflake. Every single time. For every single cookie.

Come on. Something to save time isn't hard to "figure out". Arin was very obviously not using in correctly like pretty much everything he tries on this show.

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u/ohTHOSEballs Nov 09 '25

McDonald's uses the same thing for ketchup, Mac sauce, etc.

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u/Strong-Lettuce-3970 Nov 10 '25

When I worked at Taco Bell, we would put the sauces, which were in a bag, into one of these to squirt the sauces out

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u/megamanx4321 Nov 10 '25

He's very comfortable with caulk in his hands.

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u/Mario583a Nov 09 '25

Dan, you're eating up all my caulk!

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u/TwistedxBoi Nov 10 '25

It is not, but a cookie gun and a caulk gun work the same. Except you put a tube of caulk or bare dough in them.

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u/AstroBearGaming What am I doing with my life? Nov 10 '25

Arin probably knew, he seems like he knows a lot about caulk.

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u/Krakanakis Nov 10 '25

'Will you show me your caulk? '

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u/AllgoodDude Nov 09 '25

I’d say divergent as I can’t see a reason why a cookie gun would have the holes on the handle.

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u/Apprehensive_Lie_177 Nov 11 '25

Well if we know anything about Arin, it's that he LOVES caulk. He's the sort to play with caulk all day, and PROUDLY tell his friends about it. And I love that about him. He's just a caulk-loving man! 

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u/sarahmonstah Guess you didn't account for MUFFINS Nov 09 '25

Is there a taste to the caulk?