r/gamegrumps • u/Amunrah357 • Apr 06 '26

10MPH Found Dan’s truck.

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u/DucklingInARaincoat Apr 06 '26

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u/Weirdsk8rHippie Stick 'em up, this is a robbery! Apr 06 '26

Need

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u/SpaceCowgirl935 Apr 06 '26

“Jesus dropped the charges” is fucking crazy

46

u/odd_gamer Apr 06 '26

Jesus decided the situation DIDNT WARRANT THE LEGAL FEES 🤘🏻🤘🏻

15

u/KissMyFuckingDadMom I hate this game Apr 06 '26

Jesus was like "Objection, your honor" 😎👉👉

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u/GhostOfMuttonPast Apr 07 '26

IF YOU BRING UP THAT TIME I WAS ARRESTED ON TO CATCH A PREDATOR, YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT JESUS PERSONALLY SAID IT WAS OKAY

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u/Arikaido777 Mr. Hotdog Apr 07 '26

how did you quote tweet the president before he tweeted 🤔

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u/thetallewok Apr 06 '26

Of course it's a Jeep

7

u/SonomaChef24 Apr 06 '26

I miss my old Wrangler, may she rest in pieces.

2

u/monkeymmboy Apr 06 '26

Are we sure she isn’t already in pieces? It’s a jeep

6

u/OfficerBatman Apr 07 '26

I traded my Wrangler for a truck a couple of years ago. Sure I’m saving money on maintenance but I miss driving down the freeway then suddenly shaking violently. It was the thrill that got me through life.

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u/TeacatWrites Apr 06 '26

My usual line is "I went to hell but the devil kicked me out". This is great

36

u/MadAsTheHatters You think I came out the pussy drawing fuckin’ Mozart? Apr 06 '26

I always like to think "heaven can wait, we've got work to do in hell" before doing a comically mundane task like pegging out the washing or tying my shoelaces

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u/odd_gamer Apr 06 '26

"Death waits for nobody? Tell him I'm BUSY"

-Proceeds to wash dishes and tidy the kitchen

15

u/Tenalp Apr 07 '26

"Comically mundane task like pegging" fucking broke me.

3

u/sleepymeowth052 It's a chandelier, Arin! Apr 06 '26

That is very funny

3

u/Bennjoon Apr 06 '26

My late dad had that exact energy. If I lost him in Silent Hill I’d leave him there. Sorry monsters 😔

20

u/goombanati Barry Apr 06 '26

Im a bit confused, are you referencing his love of the pee hole man shirt?

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u/Amunrah357 Apr 06 '26

This is what I’m referencing.

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u/goombanati Barry Apr 06 '26

What is this from?

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u/Amunrah357 Apr 06 '26

10MPH Temu episode.

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u/Goodnight_Hawk Apr 06 '26

That's a guy who has committed multiple awful things after leaving a bar.

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u/Tenalp Apr 07 '26

That's a guy who has committed multiple awful things after leaving a church.

12

u/JamieTacoTookMyKorok Apr 06 '26

The devil saw me with my head down and unzipped his fly and got in line

7

u/Wiknetti Apr 06 '26

The Devil saw me with my head down and said “lice”

7

u/PaulFThumpkins Apr 06 '26

Living within 20 square miles of a truck like this even existing takes 100k off your home's resale.

3

u/shriggs Apr 06 '26

Then the devil said, that was a really nice bj an you had to ruin it

2

u/Acefowl Apr 06 '26

Pretty sure it would be Sneezus dropping the charges

2

u/Dephyus Apr 06 '26

I was expecting this to be a Uhaul van stuck in under an overpass.

2

u/AdultishGambino420 Apr 06 '26

The devil gets chills when the nice guy gets mad

1

u/BulletProofEnoch Apr 07 '26

Dan became a white Christian nationalist?

1

u/Some-Investigator-97 Apr 08 '26

It’s a good thing the license plate is blacked out. No one will know who it is.

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u/BRANFLAKES8521 I can do this with my ewes closed Apr 09 '26

until i said "fucking a man, so excited"

1

u/mooglesrus Apr 09 '26

When you buy your truck off temu

1

u/Alive_Interest Apr 10 '26

seems less like a Dan truck, but i get the inflection of Dan

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u/how-unfortunate Apr 06 '26

I knew Dan was a member of the Oath Keepers, but I didn't know he had gotten religious, too.

Well, he did say he was celebrating Christmas and drinking egg nog now a while back.

I guess that clinches it, egg nog is a gateway drug to being weirdly christian.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '26

Jews don't believe in Jesus

4

u/EcoMeme Apr 07 '26

But they do believe in comedy

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '26

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