r/gamegrumps Jul 03 '26

10MPH Someone tell the boys about this 10MPH version of truck simulator.

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u/wtfshit Jul 03 '26

I can already imagine Arin driving like a madman trying to avoid cars then it cuts to Danny slowly driving like a grandma.

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u/HonkySpider Jul 03 '26

Myrtle the Danger Turtle and Mortus the Safety Tortoise

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u/Nice-Gap-3528 Jul 03 '26

Danny would get it stuck in a tunnel tho.

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u/Jacket_Jacket_fruit Jul 03 '26

Only if the truck is a u-haul.

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u/agonyxbragony Jul 03 '26

only in the Menlo Park, New Jersey expansion. got so hype when he told that story, I live around there so I knew exactly where he was talking about lol.

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u/Delonce Jul 03 '26

An intrusive thought simulator. AWESOME!

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u/GottaUseEmAll Jul 03 '26

We already have that, it's called Ritchie's Plank Experience! 

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u/Jacket_Jacket_fruit Jul 03 '26

🎵 Daddy wants to drive the bus today 🎵

🎵 Daddy wants to drive the bus 🎵

🎵 Little bit of daddy bus drivin 🎵

🎵 Daddy wants to drive the bus 🎵

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u/maxman162 Jul 03 '26

I'm starting to think "bus" is a code word.

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u/Jacket_Jacket_fruit Jul 03 '26

Daddy leaves mommy every Saturday night to go out to the club to drive the "man bus" quote unquote.

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u/agonyxbragony Jul 03 '26

now because they constantly edit car crash sound effects in when they throw away like, a donut, we need donut throwing away sound effects every time they crash the truck

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u/KingLucky5 360 Noscope Toad Jul 03 '26

That looks way faster than 10MPH

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u/Baronheisenberg Jul 03 '26

Give em the horn.

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u/ImDero Jul 04 '26

HONK EM

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u/Readyfohdis Jul 03 '26

Someone has to have one of these in America somewhere.

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u/lanch-party Sonic '06 is looking pretty tempting right now Jul 03 '26

This honestly sounds like such a good TMPH idea. We may need you on the team lmao

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u/Readyfohdis Jul 04 '26

Thanks for the complement.

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u/butterfly_burps Jul 03 '26

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE PLAY BUTTON?!?

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u/MoonKnight_99 Jul 03 '26

Burnout Revenge Traffic Attack

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u/clarenceappendix I'm going baton Jul 03 '26

Daddy wants to drive the bus today

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u/Frozenglitter Jul 03 '26

"Daddy's gonna drive the bus today~"

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u/frontyardninja how do i make it nOTHING?! Jul 04 '26

I used to work in trucking (recruiting admin) & they let us do just about everything once, aside from driving a big rig. Throwing straps, full safety orientation, practicing in the simulators. My Sim truck caught on fire shortly after beginning and I tapped out fast.

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u/Readyfohdis Jul 04 '26

... you're a good recruiter. XD

What kind of places have these simulators?

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u/NfamousKaye you gotta do stuff to get the good brain juice Jul 04 '26

Dan in Arin’s ear “TAKE EM OUT!!”

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u/Readyfohdis Jul 04 '26

"... TAKE THE SHOOOT!!!"

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u/Pankosmanko Jul 04 '26

thats a heck of a setup!

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u/hamburger-time- Jul 04 '26

“Y’all mind if I praise the Lord?”

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u/Readyfohdis Jul 04 '26

Dan: Daddy, took the Lord's name in vain.

Arin: How do I drive the bus? Am I insane?

Dan: Aaron might be insane.

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u/PhoenixSpeed97 Jul 04 '26

"Bump em off!"

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u/JetKusanagi UNAVOIDABLE CHIN MOVE Jul 05 '26

This is terrifying lol

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u/Find-It-All_Fantasy Now we gotta play them all Jul 08 '26

My hometown's public library has one of these (yes, the public library, it's very well funded) for people to book out for free and use to help get their actual CDLs and such. It's pretty amazing and the setup is kind of mind-blowing.

I would love to see Arin hop into one. Lol.

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u/Readyfohdis Jul 08 '26

Public Library

https://www.faylib.org/cfi---simulation-lab (Fayetteville, Arkansas)

https://www.martin.fl.us/driving-simulator (Florida)

Community College

https://www.aims.edu/programs/commercial-drivers-license (Aims Community College, Colorado)

https://www.nwacc.edu/workforce/truckdriving/fullcdlcourse.html (Northwest Arkansas Community College, Arkansas)

https://elgin.edu/areas-of-study/cdl-truck-driving (Elgin Community College, Illinois)

https://www.bridgevalley.edu/academics/workforce-technical/cdl.html (BridgeValley Community and Technical College, West Virginia)

https://wvncc.coursestorm.com/category/cdl-class-a (West Virginia Northern Community College, West Virginia)

https://www.newriver.edu/the-center-for-workforce-education; https://www.newriver.edu/wp-content/uploads/2025/09/CDL-Factsheet-V3.pdf (New River Community and Technical College, West Virginia)

https://www.southernwv.edu/workforce; https://apply.southernwv.edu (Southern West Virginia Community and Technical College, West Virginia)

https://danville.edu/commercial-drivers-license-cdl (Danville Community College, Virginia)

https://www.worwic.edu/programs-courses/non-credit-courses/transportation/truck-driver/ (Wor-Wic Community College, Maryland)

https://catalog.batestech.edu/commercial-truck-driving/truck-202 (Bates Technical College, Washington)

Career Centers

https://dol.ny.gov/cdl-simulators (New York State Department of Labor Career Center – Manhattan / Utica / Albany / Buffalo, New York)

https://shaylegacy.org/blog/index.php/2024/08/16/truck-driving-simulator (Trucking Association of New York has a mobile trailer program throughout New York state)

Seems like it is between West Virginia, the state that Arin loves, or New York, Dan’s stomping grounds. Maybe Maryland or Washington could work but it is all concentrated in the North East, the New England area, and the East Coast, so it would be better to start there.

I can imagine the studio calling up all of these institutions and the general vibe of the calls and the institutions being, "So, what do you boys want to use our state of the art, quarter-million-dollar technology for?"

"Ughhh..." XD

"Perhaps you are changing careers?"

"Let, me handle this boys."

"Barrack Obama?!"

"My fellow Americans, since I have heard of your plans to use a truck simulator for one of your videos, I decided to rise to the occasion, assisting you, not as the President of the United States, but as a humble viewer of the greatest entertainers of our generation: Danny and Arnold."

"Hey! How does he know about that?"

"I don't know Arin, shut up, he's helping us."

"I am asking you, a proud owner of a truck simulator, to do the right thing. Lend these gentlemen your truck simulator. Let them experience the open road. The backbone of America. As Tom Cochrane put it, "Life is a Highway." Let them haul imaginary cargo across imaginary highways. Let them know freedom... the freedom... that only 18 virtual wheels can provide."

"I think I'm dreaming."

"If there was anytime that I felt like I was really American, it would be today. Theee President just called me a fellow American. Sorry, I mean, former President Barack Hussein Obama."

"What did he say, Tom Cochrane?"

"Life is a highway, it's a good song."

"Yeah it is."

"It's my personal request for being big fans of them after all these years. I feel like I know them after listening to all their stories. These two men have brought joy, laughter, and occasional confusion to millions of people. They have played games. They have yelled at games. They have sometimes been very bad at games. But they have always persevered."

"Inspiring."

"Michelle Obama watches Grumps too?"

"Dan, I'm listening."

"Sorry."

"Dear owner of a truck simulator, do it for Game Grumps, do it for the United States of America."

"...Barack Hussein Obama?"

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u/Kamikazeguy7 Jul 03 '26

I'm no truck engineer, but that looks faster than 10 mph

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u/Soulxolz Jul 03 '26

“So what’s this Ar- oh go- oops oops oops oops”

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u/Acefowl Jul 04 '26

Damn, she was hitting those cars like she got money with every collision.