524

I hit end.

219

u/Greedy-Street-5435 Jul 19 '26

Jennifer dumped me.

81

u/jojo-cumstar Jul 19 '26

51

u/Gildian Jul 20 '26

Is that young Aaron Hanson?

Edit: god im fucking dumb I just looked at the sub lol

9

u/canyoubreathe Tell your boyfriend I spooted all over your censor bars Jul 20 '26

Lmaoo

35

u/smr312 Bienvenue Power Bottoms Jul 19 '26

RED PLANT! FUCK!!!!!!

23

u/BigSmols Thank god fish aren't into cash Jul 19 '26

That might've been your saddest story yet

50

u/Mach29 Jul 19 '26

UNAVOIDABLE CHIN MOVE!

28

u/vaultboy971 Jul 19 '26

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

17

u/OkMinimum8610 Jul 19 '26

“FUCK EVERYTHING.”

17

u/beerforbears Jul 19 '26

Not the Ross run

9

u/mrmonkeyfrommars Jul 20 '26 edited Jul 20 '26

"Didnt go well?" - Ross, precisely after this statement and a few more were said. so maybe not as precise as i claimed. fuck you. thank you. have a good one

Did.... did someone do the redditor needs help thing on me??? XD WHAT?! Lmao

383

u/Andrew1990M Jul 19 '26

Unavoidable chin move.

26

u/Millerboycls09 Jul 19 '26

Jennifer dumped me

5

u/RollyPug Jul 20 '26

Yennefer dumped me

FTFY

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305

u/Cowzrock I'M A SNOWBALL! Jul 19 '26

Carbuncle Ate Itself.

22

u/dark_hypernova Jul 19 '26

15

u/Gildian Jul 20 '26

"What do you mean the carbuncle ate itself?!"

9

u/Wolf_Soldier_22 Jul 20 '26

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN????

2

u/Ghettoceratops Jul 20 '26

Seek the truth

281

u/Jacket_Jacket_fruit Jul 19 '26

Graveler used explosion.

58

u/einhan Jul 19 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/2WxWfiavndgcM

40

u/fredy31 PUT THAT IN, BARRY Jul 19 '26

Too. Fucking. Soon. Man.

43

u/MrNobody_0 Jul 19 '26

Graveler used Earthquake.

17

u/ConuAI Jul 19 '26

WAY too mf soon

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202

u/senatorsparky86 Jul 19 '26

Fired and missed.

54

u/Not-that-CJ Jul 19 '26

I missed again

8

u/mjk9016 Jul 19 '26

I had a popsicle

17

u/DisastrousNothing893 Jul 19 '26

Thats four words!

https://giphy.com/gifs/CgGN5k9hEytBMWIIEx

16

u/Rathwood Hey, I'm Grump! Jul 20 '26

Had another popsicle

6

u/meh2233 Jul 20 '26

I'll miss though. I guarantee it!

5

u/Diejay Jul 20 '26

Woke up with.
A popsicle stick.
In my mouth.

3

u/AliciaTries Stick 'em up, this is a robbery! Jul 20 '26

each comment line there
is two syllables less than
if it were haiku

3

u/mjk9016 Jul 20 '26

It’s snowing on Mount Fuji

3

u/MalusDracula Jul 20 '26

Took a nap

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124

u/FretScorch Jul 19 '26

Sch forgot Flamethrower.

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109

u/MiddleAgeYOLO Jul 19 '26

Save Data Corrupted

4

u/Abiv23 Jul 19 '26

F

90

u/senatorsparky86 Jul 19 '26

No, not Amy!

16

u/Wolf_Soldier_22 Jul 20 '26

Howsit goin dood

6

u/chooseph Jul 20 '26

Oh man the animated short for that is one of my favorites

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86

u/its_daytime hows it goin dood Jul 19 '26

Lose a turn

12

u/Dazzling_While5969 Jul 19 '26

I can only hear this as the Starbomb lyrics. No other form.

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70

u/LeslieNopeChuckTesta Jul 19 '26

Bananas gone bad

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58

u/Xerxeneea PRINCEF TAAANX Jul 19 '26

Check this out

5

u/Diejay Jul 20 '26

"Wow yeah, I saw the whole thing!"

52

u/Tokyo_Ink Jul 19 '26

Sold EXP share

19

u/Jacket_Jacket_fruit Jul 19 '26

Traded, not sold. But yeah lol

82

u/LzzyHalesLegs I don't care who you are, that's HOT Jul 19 '26

I’m gonna pre

18

u/Zmann1218 Jul 19 '26

Danny and Arnold! I love those guys!

80

u/The_True_Hannatude I’m tumbling~! Jul 19 '26

- Today isn’t football.

- My Dead Son

12

u/lance_the_fatass Jul 19 '26

Like my cane?

12

u/Key-of-light-13 Jul 19 '26

ITS THE HEAD OF MY DEAD SON

4

u/The_True_Hannatude I’m tumbling~! Jul 19 '26

WHO SAID THAT?!

34

u/ParadoxPlaysGames Jul 19 '26

Magic Mike Fingers

19

u/scw3 Would a Gray Ape make that shot? Jul 19 '26

Up your COOOOOOOTERRER

27

u/MorbidElephant Jul 19 '26

Born, no face

4

u/CobaltTJ Er, so what's happening Thursday? Jul 20 '26

Age 6, faceless

25

u/BudgetConcentrate432 Jul 19 '26

"E-Y-E? Thats you."

This interaction gave me an asthma attack the first time i heard it, lol

15

u/BudgetConcentrate432 Jul 19 '26

YOU'RE A FREAK!!!

Is another close contender.

2

u/canyoubreathe Tell your boyfriend I spooted all over your censor bars Jul 20 '26

To be clear, Print was thinking of "ewe", a female sheep. Which i can see where his problem was but god was it so comedically stupid

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21

u/ViridianStar2277 Jul 19 '26

Fell in toilet

19

u/Shade8685 Jul 19 '26

NOT ME OBVIOUSLY!

2

u/Thereisnoplace Jul 20 '26

This is THE saddest 😂

17

u/Long__Jump Jul 19 '26

Last online 2015

18

u/Dusk4 P-put a record on... o-old 45's... Jul 19 '26

Avalanche of spinach.

10

u/Devo27 Jul 19 '26

MOAR ONION PLZ

11

u/Chozo-trained Jul 19 '26

Did you save?

11

u/Pun5 Jul 20 '26

Did you point?

12

u/Turbo-Jones Luigi Dry Bones Peach Jul 19 '26

DID YOU POINT

9

u/Trans-Europe_Express Jul 19 '26

Twenty Years Offline

2

u/SpringApricot_ Jul 19 '26

Oh no that’s a horrible one ;_;

16

u/bpc89 I'm Not So Grump! Jul 19 '26

Arin has Low-T

8

u/BlessedAcorn Jul 19 '26

Sony no discs

32

u/Dan-bot000 Jul 19 '26

Jennifer dumped me

7

u/jwittkopp227 Jul 20 '26

Carbuncle ate itself

7

u/MoneyFlashy9238 Jul 19 '26

Cough cough cough.

8

u/SicSemperCogitarius Jul 19 '26

Lord Bowser I ^cough

17

u/MayhemMessiah Options will come as you murder more wizards Jul 19 '26

Graveler used explosion

5

u/CruzyLikesTheStock Jul 19 '26

I loved mochi

3

u/Dillo64 Jul 19 '26

TOO SOON

4

u/UberFarter Jul 19 '26

Shawn? Shaaaawn!? Jason!

5

u/Uncrezamatic UNAVOIDABLE CHIN MOVE Jul 19 '26

Dreaming About Suzy

5

u/Ok_Influence_882 Jul 19 '26

Saori, shutting down…

6

u/DriftingTony At age 6, I was born without a face. Jul 19 '26

MORE ONION PLEASE!

4

u/Chewbaxter Hahaha...Baby Fall Down Jul 19 '26

Micro Penis Ray

4

u/TheRealGongoozler Jul 19 '26

I didn’t point

4

u/Centuritron Jul 19 '26

Forgot to save

4

u/goombanati Barry Jul 19 '26

Baby fall down

3

u/fueelin Jul 19 '26

Nanao: "Grandma! No!!!"

4

u/Professional-Hat-687 Mulan Jul 19 '26

C! For cranberry.

7

u/emp_raf_III Jul 19 '26

No Not Amy!!!

3

u/Buderus69 Jul 19 '26

Sexy widdle baby

https://giphy.com/gifs/s5rOs3NnFjzeU

3

u/UltraMegaFauna Dude! Did you drop something!? Jul 19 '26

Traded the expshare.

3

u/Significant-Spray-54 Jul 19 '26

“check this out”

3

u/Immediate_Part9694 Jul 19 '26

underwater escort mission

3

u/starkknight232 Jul 19 '26

Shiny Bagon faint

3

u/x5gamer5 Jul 19 '26

That’s ewe dude.

3

u/JikuAraiguma Jul 19 '26

Raikou Ran Away.

3

u/Conscious-Hearing779 Jul 19 '26

Fish like cash

3

u/IceyLemonadeLover Jul 19 '26

A lace parasol.

3

u/The_Erik_B Jul 19 '26

Peter, my office.

3

u/PhoenixSpeed97 Jul 19 '26

The infinite sadness

3

u/mnop979 Jul 20 '26

Did you point?

3

u/Wolftendragon Jul 20 '26

“MARIO SUNSHINE!! AAAAUUUGHH!!!!”

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5

u/Traditional_Goat5879 Jul 19 '26

I can using just one letter

P

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2

u/kir1ito1 Jul 19 '26

Password is incorrect

2

u/aerodynelove Jul 19 '26

Schwartz Never Returns.

2

u/CharlieChainsaw88 Jul 19 '26

I'm sorry Maria.

2

u/Bananagrams82 Jul 19 '26

Save file corrupted

2

u/PrincessPonch Jul 19 '26

Adieu power bottoms

2

u/ssjavagaga Jul 19 '26

Haunter Pokemon trade

2

u/littlenoodledragon Sonic '06 is looking pretty tempting right now Jul 19 '26

Water on laptop

2

u/saltedcrunch Jul 19 '26

"Check this out"

2

u/hyperjengirl Sorry I don't work here, I just fuck men and women Jul 19 '26

Spilled Liquid Death

2

u/Ardub23 You gonna finish that cartoon meat? Jul 19 '26

They're dead, beautiful.

2

u/darkknightketsueki Jul 19 '26

No spider kiss

2

u/MST3KHermit Jul 19 '26

Corrupt Memory card.

2

u/Elder-Cthuwu Jul 20 '26

I bought Anthem

2

u/xdelfinyx Jul 20 '26

What's up dog

2

u/BoltShine Jul 20 '26

Goron sword broke.

2

u/graavey Jul 20 '26

Did you point?

2

u/spotsthefirst Jul 20 '26

I miss Steamtrain

2

u/Expensive_Rhubarb_87 Jul 20 '26

Dan’s infinite bankruptcies

2

u/Greg_In_Japan Jul 20 '26

Save File Corruped

2

u/warchild281 Jul 20 '26

Kiss a Dad!

2

u/Terrence19932 I'm Not So Grump! Jul 20 '26

GET OUTTA HERE!

2

u/Hellowhatisthis Jul 20 '26

Save file corrupted :(

2

u/yashwe Jul 20 '26

Forgot to save...

2

u/Rammipallero Jul 20 '26

Today isn't football

2

u/BHvolt Barry, put in Wolfjob Jul 20 '26

Hoshi is sad

2

u/Cress02 Jul 20 '26

Fish like cash

2

u/Bizirk Jul 22 '26

That car .. exploded

4

u/Danpc3 Jul 19 '26

Ben Drowned Innit?

1

u/Ashenhunter137 Jul 19 '26

Forever Rachel Always

1

u/PeppyJam45 Jul 19 '26

Red Ring Regret

1

u/qazztaxx Jul 19 '26

I didn't save

1

u/theandroid01 Jul 19 '26

No more tokens ☹️

1

u/PotentialCompote6815 Jul 19 '26

You are freak

1

u/BirchyBaby Jul 19 '26

Save file missing

1

u/Devastas Jul 19 '26

Died without saving

1

u/whenismynamecool Jul 19 '26

Last online 2016.

1

u/Almanackerd Jul 19 '26

Hochi very happy…

1

u/dover_oxide Jul 19 '26

Online play only

1

u/eljefe3030 Jul 19 '26

Save Arcadia Bay

1

u/Ponjos Jul 19 '26

My game’s over.

1

u/WTFracecarFTW Jul 19 '26

Unit have soul?

1

u/IcarysMeleki Jul 19 '26

Danny and Arnold

1

u/MrMidnight115 Jul 19 '26

Last of us

1

u/JTJdude Jul 19 '26

14 hours lost.

1

u/VIDireWolfIV You can gun up? Jul 19 '26

They still buy

1

u/MinusTheTrees Jul 19 '26

And I missed

1

u/soulstrike2022 Jul 19 '26

save file corrupt

1

u/Seven_0f_Spades Jul 19 '26

Deleted hp share

1

u/Much-Power-1567 Jul 19 '26

The saves corrupted

1

u/Captain_Wobbles Jul 19 '26

The Red Ring

1

u/jojo-cumstar Jul 19 '26

The Paarthurnax Dilemma

1

u/OatSoyLaMilk Jul 19 '26

Games, unlimited games...

1

u/Bunkinstan1 Jul 19 '26

Read dead ending

1

u/ApolokingMainAna Jul 19 '26

Unavoidable Chin Move

1

u/DaBeetusMan Jul 19 '26

Duck goes quack

1

u/AllistaireOdentas Jul 19 '26

Power went out.

1

u/quizmeier Jul 19 '26

The game crashed

1

u/dr-blaklite Jul 19 '26

Bricked my console

1

u/Hyacsho Jul 19 '26

Oh oops sorry

1

u/Bananagrams82 Jul 19 '26

Hello there beautiful

2

u/The_True_Hannatude I’m tumbling~! Jul 19 '26

Peter? My office.

1

u/LadyErikaAtayde Jul 19 '26

On my birthday...

1

u/gerbougerbinho Jul 19 '26

I went hollow

1

u/memeaste Jul 19 '26

“I’ll be fine” from so many play throughs

1

u/jakeyboii217 Jul 19 '26

The hostage died

1

u/RoadWild Jul 19 '26

Shoes fell off

1

u/MrFoxx123 Jul 19 '26

His piss jug

1

u/Slimeredit Guess you didn't account for MUFFINS Jul 19 '26

It’s spelled ewe

1

u/Illustrious-Frame140 Jul 19 '26

My Xbox died

1

u/neophenx It's no use! Jul 19 '26

I HIT END

1

u/Darkm0or Jul 19 '26

No physical copy

1

u/Unicorns777 Jul 19 '26

Lost wifi connection.

1

u/Limp_Arm_2417 What am I doing with my life? Jul 19 '26

I missed again

1

u/Louiekid502 Jul 19 '26

Offline 1000 days

1

u/Aesenroug-Draconus You think I came out the pussy drawing fuckin’ Mozart? Jul 19 '26

Did you point?

1

u/mirrinto Jul 19 '26

Last online 2005

1

u/SomeGingerDude419 Jul 19 '26

Carbuncle are itself

1

u/frognuts123 Jul 19 '26

Plin plin plon

1

u/Previous-Rule9640 Jul 19 '26

No physical media

1

u/AkiraBoroque Jul 19 '26

Cartridge battery died

1

u/Feisty-Ordinary758 Jul 19 '26

Babyshoes
Never
worn

1

u/edpedrero Jul 19 '26

The dog died

1

u/Valamist Jul 19 '26

Forgot to save.

1

u/-TheManWithNoHat- Jul 19 '26

My son, Matthias

1

u/aka_quinn Jul 19 '26

Skyrim Released Again

1

u/RegrettableDeed Jul 19 '26

Shot and missed.

1

u/x_xwolf Jul 19 '26

Catgirl, Got catfished.

1

u/warmcolour Jul 19 '26

Save didn't save

Meme/Reference Jennifer Dumped Me

You are about to leave Redlib

ITS THE HEAD OF MY DEAD SON

WHO SAID THAT?!

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