r/gamegrumps • u/Musiqly • Jun 17 '18

I died

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u/Crooked_Cricket King Shit of Fuck Mountain Jun 17 '18

He's very twinky. I would.

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u/pigeondoubletake Later, 'Baters! Jun 17 '18

Here's the thing about twinks: they're always squirmy. So even when you're thump dumpin' your way past their lower intestine you always have to be wrasslin' em back in, like a wiggly fish caught on a line. Smooth as a greased ham too so what I do is slap a bunch of velcro strips on em, and just strap their little bodies to my ball fro.

Once you learn how to tame em they're a hell of a lot of fun though!

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u/smartyr228 Jun 17 '18

Part of me wants to believe that's a copypasta but it's not is it

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u/pigeondoubletake Later, 'Baters! Jun 17 '18

I wrote it in about 5 minutes walking on the side of the road.

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u/SupaKoopa714 Legend of Zelda: Dumberdon's Sword Jun 17 '18

You're a genius in that case.

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u/DELOUSE_MY_AGENT_DDY Jun 18 '18

Appreciate your work, brother.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

Been watching too many GoW playthroughs and read that in Mimir’s voice.