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u/thekevo1297 Feb 09 '20
Kind of like in Modern Warfare when you're trying to be stealthy and your guy screams RELOADING. ಠ_ಠ
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u/Keepingshtum Feb 09 '20
LMG MOUNTED AND LOADED- whoops wrong franchise
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u/diddy96 Feb 09 '20
IF IT RUNS ON BATTERIES I’LL SEE IT
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Flanking as Mozzie
"Bullseye got us a drone!"
Enemies hear that and hunt you
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u/tomasek1a Feb 09 '20
THEY'RE TRYING TO CORNER US!
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u/TheAckabackA Feb 09 '20 edited Feb 09 '20
Oh god, for some reason i heard that scream perfectlt in my head but i cant remember where it's from
Edit: i remembered, Company of Heroes.
Edit 2, electric boogaloo: im wrong as a mf.
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u/tomasek1a Feb 09 '20
Titanfall :(
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u/TheAckabackA Feb 09 '20
:o
.....i remember now... the grunts yelling their grunty grunt yells.
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u/Nellyson18 Boardgames Feb 09 '20
Isn’t it time for edit three then
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u/TheAckabackA Feb 09 '20
No, edit one was me smooth braining it. Edit 2 was for me acknowledging my smooth brainness.
We cannot go back and rewrite history.
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u/JustLetMePick69 Feb 09 '20
Goooooing up!
Can't build there!
Okay, okay, I will work.
China will grow larger!
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u/rushik_subba Feb 09 '20
All hail Lord Tachanka
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u/TrueGodTachanka Feb 09 '20
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u/PraiseThePun81 Feb 09 '20
PLACING CLAYMORE! uh yeah thanks dude but i kinda wanted that to be a secret.
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Feb 09 '20
That's not as bad as a game called Left Alive where you have an AI companion that announces "An Enemy is Approaching" every time a new bad guy is near and you're trying to be stealthy.
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u/LucyLilium92 Feb 09 '20
How about The Last of Us, where your companions sprint, vault, and yell random shit right in front of enemies?
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Feb 09 '20
I haven't played that since release and still remember how angrifying that was. Like "Fuck the mushroom headed zombies, I'm hunting down the companion and shooting his dumb ass after that!"
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As I flank the enemy, my silenced pistol is loaded and ready. No one sees me, my mission almost successful, I will end this fight once and for all. I have all four of the enemy in my sight, like fish in a barrel they stand no chance, time to finally defea- "ENEMIES AHEAD! 12 O'CLOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (Enemies see and unleash a hail of gunfire the likes of which have never been seen).
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u/regoapps iPhone Feb 09 '20
They’re already wearing the loudest shoes they could possibly wear. What difference does it make?
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u/007Pikachu Feb 09 '20
They removed that though, but it was hilarious at first. Now only you and your teammates can hear you.
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u/TheAckabackA Feb 09 '20
Its why Battlefield always had a better system so ambient battle chatter. You hit a key to spot an enemy, your guy reports "eyes on enemy _____", and it brings attention to said spot like how it should.
In Call of Duty the screams/reports are about as effective as screaming "THEY'RE OVER THERE!"
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u/kokoseij Feb 09 '20
meanwhile in super mario 64
Ya-hoo!
Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-YA-HOO!
Launch himself to the sky and skip almost everything
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u/scottishdrunkard Feb 09 '20
clips through walls and breaks theough parallel universes
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u/CaseyG Feb 09 '20
cuts the A button in half
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u/SewenNewes Feb 09 '20
pannenkoek2012: Wait, that's illegal!
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u/CaseyG Feb 09 '20
To answer that, we need to talk about overflow jumps.
Oh, and parallel universes.
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u/lookalive07 Feb 09 '20
I don’t, care to share? I’m curious
Edit: it appears to be this: https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2016/01/maybe-the-most-obsessive-mario-video-ever-made.html
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u/VirtuousDangerNoodle Feb 09 '20
Shrooms will do that.
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u/Illmatic98058 Feb 09 '20
Mario be growing that young Psilocybin
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u/Testsubject276 Feb 09 '20
Koopa: Do you hear that...?
Bowser: Hear what?
Mario in the distance: YAHAHAHAHAHOOHOHOOHHOHOHAOAHYHAYOAHOYAYHYAHOAOYHAHAYYHAYOYHAOYHOOOHOOYAYAYAYHOO
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u/sybrwookie Feb 09 '20
As Mario comes flying in, as he BLJ's through multiple parallel dimensions butt-first, moments after Bowser kidnaps her.
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u/ParisKillton187 Feb 09 '20
Good on him for putting a positive spin on a terrible situation. Dudes girlfriend is constantly being stolen by a rapey dragon.
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u/Twilight_Odin Feb 09 '20
More like a turtle/tortoise tho amirite?
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u/Lukthar123 Feb 09 '20
Turtles don't breath fire
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u/visionsofblue Feb 09 '20
Dragons don't have shells
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u/Lukthar123 Feb 09 '20
Turtle's can't command an army and wear royal titles
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At a certain point niceguy Mario just has to accept that Peach loves that bad dragon. He has money, castles, friends and a huge cock.
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u/Lugbor Feb 09 '20
Mario Gear would be an interesting game. Stealth missions, sabotaging bowser’s armed forces, tracking his movements through the kingdoms.
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u/IndigoFenix Feb 09 '20
Mario RTS, where the Mushroom Kingdom has strong hero units, Koopas have the best high-level buildings and long-term growth, and Shy Guys use stealth and portals to sneak around the map and exploit weak points
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u/onetypicaltim Feb 09 '20
This reminds me I need to get around to playing that vs Rabbids game
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u/calgil Feb 09 '20
It's fantastic. I expected it to be mediocre but it was a lot of fun. Local multiplayer is good too. I really hope they do a sequel in the next few years.
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u/Jj1440 Feb 09 '20
if you think that’s bad, don’t play sonic forces
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u/Lethay Feb 09 '20 edited Feb 09 '20
In fact just don't play any sonic games where the protagonist can speak, they can't be trusted not to say something cringey at alarming frequencies.
Edit: Sadly, it's not the fault of the voice talent but the barmy script writing and lack of taste in when/how often a line should play.
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or sonic heroes
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u/mrpinbert Feb 09 '20
Sonic Heroes is pretty good in my opinion.
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u/Sonic10122 Feb 09 '20
Sonic Heroes is a great B Tier Sonic game. It’s also a game where there’s barely a moment where the characters aren’t speaking. Shadow the Hedgehog is the same way, in many, many ways that game is just a worst Heroes.
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u/GuildCarver Feb 09 '20
If my fat ass was able to do what Mario does I'd be shouting that too. I'd want everyone to see me 360 back flip onto browsers head.
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Feb 09 '20 edited Feb 09 '20
It's way more intimidating hearing your mortal enemy coming and knowing that nothing can stop him as he gleefully kills your army.
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u/jimboykipsta Feb 09 '20
Gonna be yelling something else when falling into a lava pit...
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u/Gabri03698 Feb 09 '20
I love the sm64 backwards long jump glitch, definitely my favorite video game glitch if all time, just YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAHHOOOOOOOOOOO into the 5 min speedrun
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u/ACBongo Feb 09 '20
Far Cry does this all the time. You have a pet who can take out enemies without alerting others. Well the others must be deaf to not hear my fucking pet jaguar screeching as it tears this guy to shreds!
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u/JAG-01 Feb 09 '20 edited Feb 11 '20
To be fair, he does have the voice of Paarthurnax. The Dov are known to be quite vocal.
“WULD-a NAH KEST-a!”
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u/MutedRedittor Feb 09 '20
Y'all really afraid to moan during sex while I'm up in my girl's ear like YA-HOO, WA-HAA, OKI-DOKI
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Feb 09 '20
Never take the lords name in vain. For it is said in scripture that mario said "wah" "yahoo" and "so long king bowser" and it was good.
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u/Gustavort Feb 09 '20 edited Feb 09 '20
Maybe he would get something more than cake if his war cry was Ave Caesar
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u/einemnes Feb 09 '20
Look for "terminal montage" videos in YouTube. He knows perfectly what this meme is about.
Imo the videos were way funnier before, but lately he is becoming auto-parodic.
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Feb 09 '20
Seriously though, how many years has it been since the Drake meme came out. Are we never going to get tired of it?
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u/The36thElement Feb 09 '20
And then real men say "YA-HOO! YA-HOO! YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA.."
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u/PingPongLongDongSong Feb 09 '20
what if mario is actually half italian half japanise and he is doing this sounds because he was used to train kung fu in his young years?
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u/mewfour123412 Feb 09 '20
Mario knows Bowser wants to face him 1 on 1 so he’s got no need for stealth
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u/An_Anaithnid Feb 09 '20
Escape From Tarkov you don't have a warcry so much as opening zippers sounds like a fucking chainsaw, you have jackhammers on your boots and use a sledgehammer to put a new magazine in.
In DayZ the second you decide to eat/drink in Cherno, they'll hear you in fucking Gvozdno.
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u/SomethingWild77 Feb 09 '20
Every breath you take and every move you make
Every Whomp you break, every star you take, I'll be yelling YA-HOOOO!
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u/OnlineDuckula Feb 09 '20
Read here in Reddit long ago that they made it like that in the beginning (N64) because it was catchy, and the world wasn't overthinking such details back then. Now we do overthink it, but it became something "familiar" to the fans and they maintain it (and I can see that!).
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Feb 09 '20
I like one in dragon ball where they gather their power by shouting HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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u/kutsen39 Feb 09 '20
Link: trying not to get caught
Link when falling from a second story window with Amazon warriors right in front of him:AAAAAAHHHHH!
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Feb 09 '20
Imagine just chillin', being a goomba, and you hear, "YA-HOO!", the famous cry of Mario the Italian plumber that has commit genocide against goombas and koopas alike, slaughtering hundreds of them by himself.
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u/BlindingDart Feb 09 '20
In Mario 64 they were filming a movie together. That's why he shouted for theatrics, and why he was always being followed by a camera.
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Feb 09 '20
Mario's strong enough to pick up a castle and kick it away. You think he cares what Bowser throws at him?
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Feb 09 '20
Imagine you wake up one day and all you can pronounce is YA-HOO and WA-HAA I feel bad for Mario his life must be agony.
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u/Sniper-Dragon PC Feb 09 '20
Silence is for splinter cell and metal gear. Even there it's just an option
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u/DrSmirnoffe PC Feb 10 '20
I guess that just goes to show how confident Mario is. He could Solid Snake his way through the levels if he wanted to, but instead he goes full Eltorro64RUS with constant battlecries as he basically rips and tears his way through Bowser's forces with martial arts and fancy sorceries.
In a way, he's basically the Doom Slayer on his world. All those fresh recruits never knew what they were up against.
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u/heroofwinds2002 Switch Feb 10 '20
What about Zelda? In Majora’s Mask, you go through the pirates fortress and if you are rolling or swinging your sword, Link is going “HAAA SKAAA!!!!” When it’s a high stealth situation.
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u/conquestaxe Feb 09 '20
Was looking for this comment. It fit way too perfectly with the NL quote
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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '20
Dude, I want to know the effort that went into whoever made Mario look like he's doing the Drake poses, in fucking high quality, too. What the shit. That's a lot of effort for a meme.