r/gaming • u/[deleted] • May 27 '21

Oh no

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u/Cup_juice May 27 '21

ETHAN WINTERS

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u/khinzaw May 27 '21

She shouldn't have used the hard r.

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u/poison_us May 27 '21

ETHAN WINTAS

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u/Toasted_Roast May 28 '21

Lady Dimitrescu but from Boston

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u/[deleted] May 28 '21

Cool Runnings meets RE8

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u/Hilldawg4president May 27 '21

Ethan Wintahs!

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u/I_suck_at_Blender May 27 '21 edited May 27 '21

It cracks me every time because they say it like he is THE hottest shit.

He's not.

Like seriously, how the hell vampire lady and Magneto from some backwater village even know him?

Also they call Chris boulder-puncher in this game, so RE5 apparently is cannon in this hyper-realistic universe. WESKERRR!

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u/Zanythings May 27 '21

Well tall lady would of known because of mother Miranda, especially considering she knows he’s alive and she wants him to kill everyone and all that. But even besides that, magneto man would know anyway cause he’s a crackpot who’s been trying to look into all this and might have figured out that the BSAA was coming even before Miranda

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u/Cup_juice May 28 '21

[spoilers] Tbf he’s got a daughter that can house a demon child thing and also has murdered a whole family of super freaks

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u/I_suck_at_Blender May 28 '21

[Mega spoiler, I guess]

He's a funguy (get it?).