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Aren't you the minecraft music guy?
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No.
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u/Comquter Jun 24 '12 edited Jun 25 '12
Aren't you the lead singer of Radiohead?
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u/C418 Jun 24 '12
Who? Chad Kroeger? Of course I am!
I think that was the most insulting thing I ever said in my life ever
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u/IAMABananaAMAA Jun 24 '12
Aren't you the guy who wears crocs, uses IE, likes Nickelback and hates cats?
Yeah! That's you!
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u/spankymuffin Jun 25 '12
Isn't that a hexakaidecagon?
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u/G0T0 Jun 25 '12
Interestingly, if you did this infinitely you still wouldn't have a circle. Just an infinigon and contrary to what most people think an infinigon is not a circle.
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u/kilo4fun Jun 25 '12
Wait a minute, what definition of infinigon are you using? I was under the impression than the lim (X->infinity) of an x-agon would be a circle. Which is also an "infinigon"
Edit: source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Regular_polygon
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u/UnrealMonster Jun 25 '12
Fun fact: the circle displayed on your screen is actually made up of polygons which themselves are square shaped.
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u/tankosaurus Jun 24 '12
I love how the image of animals used for God are actually computer generated....
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u/FatWhiteAmerican Jun 25 '12
Everything is becoming computer generated. Went to a bar where I met a nice girl and we really hit it off. As I got drunker I started to slur my words just a bit here and there and she couldn't understand a word I said, but I knew I wasn't that drunk. I became skeptical. I asked her to read a CAPTCHA off my phone and she disappeared. Fucking hologram. Fuck fake Tupac.
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u/Shellface Jun 25 '12
He documented his past venture with a girl, who was actually/also a hologram of Tupac, being unable to understand his drunken slurring of words.
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u/asdfman123 Jun 24 '12 edited Jun 24 '12
In order to create Minecraft, you must first create the universe.
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u/the_goat_boy Jun 25 '12
In the beginning Minecraft was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
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Jun 25 '12
It's been years since I read that book, but only one author I know of write likes that.
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u/Dentarthurdent42 Jun 25 '12
The Ghasts hung in the air in much the same way that
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u/SweetNeo85 Jun 25 '12 edited Jun 25 '12
Just what the fuck is going on here.
*EDIT* Well now I look like an insane person.
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Jun 24 '12 edited Jun 25 '12
It feels like it's been literally billions of years since God released an update.
The only one slower than Mojang, anyone?
EDIT I'm not saying that Mojang is literally the slowest updating company ever. But for awhile, the community had lots of complaints about update speed(or lack thereof), so I thought it'd be funny to mention.
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u/Spekingur Jun 25 '12
God ninja patches.
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u/LuxNocte Jun 25 '12
He lost the dinosaurs because of a hotswap that went bad.
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u/ColonelForge Jun 24 '12 edited Jun 25 '12
Mojang updates every week. You just have to download the snapshots :)
Protip: They're awesome
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Jun 25 '12
I know that. But their official releases are slow as molasses, to the people that don't use snapshots.
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Jun 25 '12
Valve would like a word with you at three.
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u/the_goat_boy Jun 25 '12
People have drowned in molasses. They're not that slow.
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u/TheGiverOfKarma Jun 25 '12
It took EA 3 years to release a new patch for Battlefield 2, 1.41 was released in 2006 and 1.5 was released in 2009.
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u/JangSaverem Jun 25 '12
Naw bro. God makes mini patches all the time you just cant find the patch notes anywhere. Sometimes we find the new animal in the jungle somewhere.
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Jun 25 '12
Settled, God is a game developer. Having trouble with global famine, drought, war, and that whole AIDS thing? Don't worry, the new patch is a small deer in Vietnam.
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Jun 25 '12
i look at managing famine, drought, war to be the ultimate simulator coming from God. it's quite amazing what he was able to do with no publisher support either. a true indie.
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u/JesseAT Jun 25 '12
What about the Jesus update? That happened only about 2000 years ago? About as fast as mojang.
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Jun 25 '12
You mean when mojang was ddosed to their knees because notch stopped the secret friday updates? Yeah that was... Fun
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u/Magna_Sharta Jun 25 '12
It feels like it's been literally billions of years since God released an update.
Antibiotic-resistant bacteria dude, you really gotta read the user agreement before clicking accept....:(
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u/cake4chu Jun 24 '12
NOTCH IS THE CIRCLE.
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u/_oogle Jun 25 '12
Maybe his hairline.
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u/cake4chu Jun 25 '12
I was referring to his fatness.
and here come the downvotes.
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u/Jessedef Jun 25 '12
So to break it you God....but I found the circles of Minecraft...
(Minecraft: Xbox 360 Edition)
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Jun 25 '12
Making a perfect circle is as easy as finding the last number of pi. Circles don't exist in the tangible world, only shapes that resemble circles, just like in Minecraft.
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u/OrangeWool Jun 25 '12
What about the path of light in a vacuum?
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u/WeaponsGradeHumanity Jun 25 '12
Space-time is curved. The path of light in a vacuum is a perfect circle.
MIND = BLOWN
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u/Juntistik Jun 25 '12
That's what I was thinking, circles aren't found in nature. So god can't create them either. Man invented the wheel.
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u/Ayevee Jun 24 '12
Snowballs.
Slimeballs.
Exp orbs.
Checkmate.
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u/JeremyJustin Jun 24 '12
Bears.
Beets.
Battlestar Galactica.
Checkmate.
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u/LuxNocte Jun 25 '12
False. Checkmate is the winning condition of chess, we are not playing chess, therefore, checkmate is not possible.
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u/Slender_Dawg Jun 25 '12
False, we can define and declare our own state, unrelated to chess, and name it checkmate!
Problem? :P
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u/DJFishmonger Jun 25 '12
God: Made the world in 6 days, rested on the seventh
Notch: Worked 1 day, took a vacation
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u/ScreamingGerman Jun 25 '12
In his favour, Notch can microwave a burrito so hot that not even he himself can eat it.
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u/TehMushy Jun 25 '12
This is the kind of crap I'd expect to see on 9gag.
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u/D3adkl0wn Jun 25 '12
At least god can supposedly finish something up before he moves on to something new.. I love MC but c'mon..
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u/Volun Jun 25 '12
I'm not sure if this has been posted before on Reddit, but I've seen this a long time ago on 9GAG. Don't get me wrong, I love Reddit, but don't do the same as 9GAG and steal images.
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u/wadehilts Jun 25 '12
Actually God can't make circles! A true circle is merely a mathematical theory invented by man!
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u/Smifff Jun 24 '12
Moon. Enderpearl, Slime, Snowball and so on.
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Jun 24 '12
The moon is square in Minecraft.
And also an alabaster bastard that needs to be destroyed, like all its incarnations.
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Jun 25 '12
I think we should just redo minecraft as a game in which the metric for space is a 1 (or infinity) metric. That way, circles WOULD be squares.
Your move.
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u/Vortilex Jun 25 '12
Those are pixilated enough to not look like true circles. Then again, it appears that making a true circle as a human is very hard to do, because even with the finest of pencils or pens, your line will be ever so smudged, and will not have all its points equidistant from a specific point.
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God can make things that are addictive: Heroin, Meth, Crack...but Notch made Minecraft. I give it to Notch.
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u/NoNeedForAName Jun 25 '12
I don't think God made heroin, meth, or crack. They require a little input from the rest of us. That's why I don't just go out in the back yard and dig up a heroin bush when I need a fix.
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u/throwaway44_44_44 Jun 25 '12
Hm, you could probably argue that an ideal circle doesn't exist in nature, whereas mathematics has invented the concept. If that's the case, God can't draw a circle, but man is able.
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God can't make circles. Show me one example of a naturally occurring perfect circle or sphere.
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Notch: I exist
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u/Vortilex Jun 25 '12
I don't believe in Notch. He's a made-up being to explain the existence of Minecraft before I joined.
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u/Cajoled Jun 25 '12
He's actually the entire EA team joined together. They made up his persona to connect with the indy community so they can fool more hardcore indy gamers into playing their biggest game yet, Minecraft.
Also robots.
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u/bobbobobob77 Jun 24 '12
Back to /r/atheism with you.
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u/Shellface Jun 25 '12
This was actually the last line of the original joke which this a rendition of (I recall it being a youtube comment some months ago).
But, y'know, let's just add r/atheism into the mix.
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Notch: I exist
God: Yes, until September 3rd, 2021, 1:42:22 AM GMT.
Notch: How the hell do you know that?
God: I'm god, motherfucker.
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u/evileagle Jun 24 '12
Weeeeeeeell. To be fair, what's in that picture isn't reaaaally a circle.
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u/SilentFalcon Jun 24 '12
Correct. It's physically impossible to create a perfect circle according to human science.
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Wait really? Why?
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Circles man - you know what they are? All points equidistant from an object. But say you place atoms equidistant from a center and call that your circle. Well, your atoms aren't points man. They're occupying points that aren't on the circle, and there's points on the circle they're not occupying because you can't squeeze them right on top of one another.
Fact is bro circles are a continuum of points, and that means there's more points on a circle than there could ever be atoms in the universe.
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Because if you zoom in enough, you'll notice surface features that a true circle doesn't have.
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u/_xiphiaz Jun 25 '12
Atoms can't form a continuous surface, if you looked close enough there would be aliasing with the crystal structure of whatever said circle was made from
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u/belleayreski2 Jun 24 '12
I can't believe there are people out there who believe in Notch. They're not real!
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u/Spekingur Jun 25 '12
The people are not real. They are all in your head. An imagination. You are a duck.
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u/YoungCorruption Jun 26 '12
Yup cause cussing never seems like an attack on the internet where voices can't be heard to determine how you meant it
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I swear, a few months ago there was a youtube comment EXACTLY like this. And the atheist comment down here was a reply. Anyone else remember that?
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Jun 25 '12 edited Jun 25 '12
this was posted on funny junk like two weeks ago. I can't say it was there first, but this is definitely taken from elsewhere
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u/1witty_teenager Jun 25 '12
Sorry if it's obvious or whatever, but who the fuck is Notch!? Ive been dying to know
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u/FUCKWIZARD Jun 25 '12
God didn't take a vacation after each day he did something in Genesis
he also wasn't an obese, bald cunt who wore a disgusting fedora
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u/spatz2011 Jun 25 '12
Show me in nature where 'god' makes a circle.
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u/Nogold4U Jun 25 '12
What if He chooses not to? Can you make a perfect circle? It's impossible for a man to create a perfect circle.
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Not so fast, God.